Uncyclopedia - ditt alternative oppslagsverk

[Zlatzman]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HW.no

stemte overaskene godt

Så da er spørsmålet: Hvilken OT-bruker har skrevet det?

[Goophy]

My guess, _Julenissen_.

 

Utrlig artig å skrive der btw.

[Canute]

"Every man falls in love with himself. That is his tragedy. No woman does, but they do sometimes engage in hot girl-on-girl action." ~Oscar Wilde

*ler så jeg griner* Endret 3. juli 2005 av Zevz0r

[mandela]

[riktig]

Iain Duncan Smith

 

Nobody cares. I mean it! Nobody!

 

Don't even think about writing anything here because no living person wants to know!

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[Arne_F]

Lesbians

From Uncyclopedia

 

Lesbians are hot. Every normal straight guy usually has a fantasy or two involving lesbians. Typically they originate on the island of Lesbos, although many have established colonies in Virginia and Belgium.

Gays in D.C.

 

Quote from Soap: " We have lots gays in the Whitehouse .. least everywhere you see." for example, im a lez

Genial side.

[Medrakil]

Parodi på National Geograpics artikkel om de ti største oppfinnelsene

 

English-American Dictionary

 

Vanvittig vittig

Endret 3. juli 2005 av Medrakil

[SKAÐI]

Happiness is a warm pussy. The orange ones fuck you up real good.

 

 

 

LOL

The term lol is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'

 

 

 

ROFL

Ask Mom First!

Standing for Rubbing On Fat Lesbians

 

 

 

 

 

"OMG" is often use to describe intense pain or disconfort in the groinal regions. "Oh, My Groin!" or "Ouch! My Genitals!" are the literal translations.

 

 

 

 

n00b

n00bs primarily eat squid, though half of the time the squid eat them when they try to get food. n00bs are the natural prey of both spam and bunny rabbits, and are also known to have been eaten by dinosar!

 

n00bs will most likely rule the world one day, due to their superior knowledge of ineptitude. Modern-day seers believe that this revolution will be known as the n00b r0xx0r and will occur in the year 13370

 

The n00b may be one of the most unpopular creatures in existence; they rarely meet anything that does not try to kill them. It is a mystery how the n00b population thrives as there is no known mating ritual of n00bs

 

n00bs are often confused on internet games with deranged, semi-concious, amputated llamas with little brain matter, because of the similarity in their gameplay abilities. In the event of an encounter with a n00b, one should take the following precautions

 

The best way to overcome a n00b is to use h4x0r language such as OMFG, WTF, LOL ROFL/ROFLMAO, PWN, ROFLCOPTER, LOLERBLADES, LOLERCOASTER, LOLLS ROYCE, STEAMLOLLER, OMGWTFBBQ

 

Don't forget. n00bs are extremly l33t and will, but will not always, use rocket launchers, lazer vision, etc. There skills can be breached by only level 213 paladins. Beware.

 

 

 

 

 

Unlike the proper definition of n00b, a newb is a newbie in the sense that he or she has not done the Hokey Pokey before. While a n00b is inept, a newb is usually narrowly competent, but is unwilling to eat pecans.

 

 

 

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Endret 13. november 2005 av Best0

[bror_bror]

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