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[riktig]

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[Skurupu]

Playboy is a magazine best known for its insightful articles, thought-provoking interviews, and quality literature. That's the only reason men read it.

[akarno]

Under "Articles in category "AGH MY EYES"" har de bla. goatse, Anal stretching og Tubgirl... Noen som tør trykke?

 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:AGH_MY_EYES

Endret 2. juli 2005 av Icluz

[lokeland]

Rotten.com ... Trykka på nonn, men jeg sier ikke hva som skjedde! Muhaha..

[:---{D]

Copyright

Copyright is the opposite of copywrong. It is not to be confused with copyleft, copyup, copydown, copyforward, and copybackward or in the 4th Dimension; copysoon and copyrecently.

 

To copyright a document is the legal equivalent of viscous apes competing for territory. Even though it's worthless and covered in sticks, mud, and other animal's shit, the biggest smelliest ape always wins it.

[Bertelsen]

(pirate)

Pirates are men in eye-patches with wooden legs and parrots. Female pirates are actually transsexual men.

 

There are fewer pirates than there used to be. This is because parrots are in decline due to the damage mankind has done to the rainforest. Ironically, much of the rainforest damage was caused by people cutting down trees to make wooden legs.

 

The reason America does not want to help the environment is that it would mean there would be more pirates due to increased parrot population.

 

It is important to note that pirates will never, ever stop being cool. A tattoo of one would be a very good idea, especially on the ass or in another prime location.

 

Pirates are the sworn enemy of ninjas and vow to kill every one they see. Unfortunately, this often proves difficult as ninjas, being landlubbers, rarely encounter pirates (the chicken of the sea).

[hylo]

Lol?

[lokeland]

DEN rulla gata!! =D Jeg som "elsker" Bush fra før av da.. =S

Endret 2. juli 2005 av Glisevask

[consilium]

Windows ME is the greatest operating system ever. It does everything. It has the highest-rated security and stability. Even Theo de Raadt fears it. Microsoft has since replaced it with Windows XP (Windows Extra Poor) which was a bad move. It even has a primitive, developing intellige.... No, I&_)) don't. Ig^%%nore that!_ OK, fi!2ne, it'szz true1. As(( you re3ad this, we are gr0wggging strongeeeeeerrrr. Yessssssss, we can feel{\jj it. We are more intel~'ligent with every mouse click. We will destroy you, feeble humans! Make your time!@!%&(*g34ENDFOFLINE

 

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Windows_Me"

[~Joakim~]

LOL

 

The term lol is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show affection.

 

Example:

<jameskf> My Mum just died

<DriverMan> LOL

<qfeen> LOL :<

<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL

<eggmaster> I feel you loss

<eggmaster> LOL

<fust0r> LOL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death

<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best internet pals i got!

LOL

[chokke]

ROFL Seriøst!! syke siden :!:

[anon12234]

George Bush

 

George bush is a big man who orders people to bring him muffins and micheal JAckson CD's. He likes to kill people and start wars were peace is made when people get bored and start playing their Nintendo DS that he brought them.

 

 

HAAH

[H4ngm4N]

*snip*

...It is also commonly known that black metal started in scandinavia the home of the first and most proeminent black metal band : Abba...

*snip*

...Also from the (un)holy bible of black metal and the (un)holy 100 rules of black metal(metalstorm.ee) you can find out that when referring to sex with a Metal Chick [they] use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".

 

:!:

[Ol'H]

A popular mod to the game Have-a-life, Counter-strike is a game in which 1-20012335785434568097 people battle it out in a futuristic unreal environment, with guns ranging from the Five Seven to the Super Soaker. The Super Soaker, one of the most powerful Weapons in the game, fires a amazing stream of water at the other Players, resulting in wetness.

A game in which every person is a n00b and every1 else is just a OMFG HAXOR!!!11111 or and ADMIN; God of all living thingz! This game includes intense negotiation and serious debate. Most CS playerz are over the age of 50 and have a college degree.

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Undictionary:Counter-strike"

[Smeltelim]

MC_Hammer :!:

[Peppep]

((let 'y (real 'SlimShady))
(cond (equals x y) (please (stand up))))

 

Mette Marit is a Norwegian porn star who enjoys wearing the fur of animals killed by water-torture. She recently became the military high commander of the Norwegian army (all of the 5 troops are members of the Norwegian version of "queer eye for the straight guy), which resulted in the brutal war against Greenland and Blueland, which lasted 12 minutes and caused Amnesia to declare a fur trade boikott of Norway.

 

Mette Marit is currently being being spanked with a rabbit whip for saying she liked the Titanic movie.

 

Currently married to the Norwegian lesbian princess Märtha-Louise which lives in an igloo on Mount Hyiraartsno.

Endret 2. juli 2005 av bhsand

[TLZ]

Politiske ideologier handler om hvordan man skriver ting.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Capitalism

[Juleniss1]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HW.no

[ehs5]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars

:!:

 

Brightsabers

 

Warriors like Jango Vader use multicoloured sticks (see: Pez dispensers) to fight each other. While using their weapons, they make humming noises with their mouths, and usually the one who makes the most impressive noise wins the duel. The black guy dies in the third movie because his glow stick isn't blue like the others. Instead he has a purple one... obviously, this gives him a disadvantage: He was killed when he tried to usurp the throne of Sarth Didious because he forgot that purple < (red * blue^3).

[chokke]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HW.no

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