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Regner med at denne legges på favoritter hos enhver forumbruker. Her kan du hente dokumentasjon for å underbygge dine påstander når du diskuterer her på forumet.

 

La oss gå inn i en ny tidsalder fylt med god og relevant dokumentasjon i de kraftige diskusjonene som oppstår her på forumet...

 

Fant en del ting jeg ikke visse om kvinner der

 

Women

 

Known for their highly developed mammary glands and inability to operate motor-vehicles

 

Lærte litt om sex også

 

Sex is often used to demonstrate superiority over another person, to show who is whose bitch, so to speak.

 

 

 

He he. Her kan dere kaste bort timer på jakt etter noe for å underbygge deres påstander. Lykke til

[:---{D]

Jeg hyller deg atter en gang...

[Dynejonas]

Er det kødd?

 

Edit: LOL-

"Counter-Strike

 

It is a international sport where all the people with no life, girlfirends, etc. gather in front of the PC and start playing Terrorists and Counter-Terrororist. Being pussyes and not joining a Taliban base camp or a position in national defence, the practicants stay 24/7 in front of their PC screens and shoot each other until they either shit themselves or until they starve to death. It is known that this sport is more dangerous than walking a rabid pitbull on the street, leaving thousands of victims each year. Caution is required when starting this CS sport, because it is more addictive then marijuana."

Endret 1. juli 2005 av PyroCX

[Zlatzman]

Nei, det er humoristisk.

[Zethyr]

Mye genialt der :!:

[lokeland]

Morsomt å slå opp på "sex"..

 

Sex is a euphemistic word for Woohoo, sometimes used in video games so as not to Frighten The Horses

 

It is Something certain Uncyclopedia writers don't get enough of and in response talk about entirely too much.

 

It is a yes/no question on many forms to be filled out. M stands for maybe, as people are reluctant to answer no, and F stands for Fuckin' A!

 

This frequently happens between two Men, or two Women, although mixes of the two have been reported, but not confirmed.

 

Sex is mythological in origin, one can never be certain that this union of man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman actually occurs. Occurring behind closed doors, usually in the dark, when the children are pretending to be asleep but are actually listening to every move via a glass to the wall, one can not prove sex's existence, much like the existence of Santa. Any videos of persons engaging in sex are doctored, much like UFO videos. Sex may also occur between man and animal or woman and animal if the perpetrator is especially enlightened. Rumours abound of the world famous "88" position, but no one is absolutely sure of its existence.

 

Items (or physiologically similar structures) required:

 

    * protuberance — for example cock, dildo, corn on the cob, thumb, big toe, watermelon

    * orifice — for example mouth, nostril, arm pit, anus, cunt, ear, pore, flesh wound, hopscotch

    * lubrication (optional) — some subjects may auto-lubricate, even explosively. See KY Jelly.

 

Actually, all of the above is false. Sex is what goes after feve and before seven, eght, nene...

 

The unit of measure of sexual desirability is the fap.

 

Now for some useful information about Sex.

 

Sex is also a VERY popular Chinese dance.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sex

[Suppelars2k]

A fabric designed to hold various appendages. Sometimes used as cum rags.

 

[lokeland]

Kondom?

[Suppelars2k]

Nei, sock, som jeg skrev i quoten.

[lokeland]

Tenkte på "Sometimes used as cum rags." .. Så det var en sokk..

[akarno]

Norway is a super advanced colony of space otters, as well as a couple of mooses. A member of the United Federation of Planets since its founding, the colony has a reputation amongst outsiders for censorship and a strong, almost fetishistic love of socks. The colony has, in recent years, been at war with Wales and, more infrequently, Good Christian Decency. A little known fact about these so-called norwegians is that they reproduce asexually.

 

Norway's got lions, bigfeet and tigers, unlike Kenya. It is also well known for its technically advanced battalion of Stealth Rabbits who protect the population from terrorist groups such as Al-Qaeda and the Irish.

 

 

:!: :!: :!:

[Suppelars2k]

Åja, sånn sett. Nei.

[:---{D]

World of Warcraft is the number one cause of male infertility in the world. Users of WoW often sit in chairs that compress their genitalia. This frequently leads to cases of gangrene in the legs which are treated by amputation.

 

[lokeland]

Den med Norge fikk jeg så überlættis av!! Leser jeg mer på den nettsia kommer maga'n min til å se ut som en body builder sin imorra..! :!:

[Suppelars2k]

Slo opp Jimi Hendrix, heh.

 

Being black and from the 60s, he faced many challenges black people today do not face. Like having to actually have talent to be in the music business.

[lokeland]

De har jo ALT!! Det er jo helt pyscho.. =S At folk gidder sier nå jeg..

[cheeplix]

Most linguists have come to believe that the Danish language, sounding approximately as a seal with pneumonia holding a potato in its mouth, is indeed most closely related to Sealese, though some dispute this and think a relation to Penguinese to be more likely.

[chokke]

sheep:

 

Sheep

From Uncyclopedia

 

Invented by physicst Werner Heisenberg, sheep are the favored "companion" for Australians, New Z-landers and the Welsh (or so the New Z-landers, Australians, and English respectively would have us think.)

 

Sheep are the prime suppliers of wool and have been ever since they muscled out their competition, the woolly mammoth.

 

To be honest, sheep are a very boring sort of animal. This is why they are so good at helping to put people to sleep. As the Australians say "You never have any trouble sleeping with a sheep."

 

Sheep were greatly revolutionized upon the invention of the Sheep Pod. Sheep barely escaped extinction in the Hundred Year Sheep Purge, but were saved as a species by the Welsh Underground Railroad from the slaughter which decimated the followers of sheep-controlled Woolco.

 

Wool, which keeps sheep cute and cuddly, was invented by Albert Einstein.

 

Sheep are actually a collective (or hive) creature which is why the singular and plural forms are the same.

 

There are also vampire sheep.

 

 

Ducksheep:

 

A ducksheep is a rare cross-breed of a duck and a sheep, emitting a characteristic quackbaa. It is believed to be highly intelligent due to its combination of a beak and four legs. It is also known to say "two legs QUACK, four legs QUACKBAA!"

This ducksheep has evolved to be three-dimensional!

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This ducksheep has evolved to be three-dimensional!

 

Ducksheeps typically control vast armies of riddlefinchcooooooocooooccoooospits, which do nothing but listen to Ashlee Simpson all day.

 

Goatses and ducksheeps have been known to get along; there are rumors of a duckshoatse having been born.

 

bilde:

[lokeland]

Paintskills!

[Bruun]

LOL

 

The term lol is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show affection.

 

Example:

<jameskf> My Mum just died

<DriverMan> LOL

<qfeen> LOL :<

<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL

<eggmaster> I feel you loss

<eggmaster> LOL

<fust0r> LOL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death

<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best internet pals i got!