De beste filmsitatene

[JR Ewing]

Sikkert nevnt, men:

 

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[Jonnar]

Mine favoritter fra Ocean's 11:

 

Bartender: [over the noise in the background] How's the game going?

Rusty: Longest hour of my life.

Bartender: [not hearing him] What?

Rusty: I'm running away with your wife.

 

Frank: They might as well call it whitejack!

 

Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

 

Danny: Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?

Rusty: Blew it all on the suit.

 

Tess: You're a thief and a liar.

Danny: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.

Tess: Steal?

Danny: Lie.

 

Rusty: I hope you were the groom.

[Ṱormod]

Arnold Schwartznegger:

 

If AI AM JOO, WHO AIM  AI?

[Kosmo]

Likte denne spessielt godt, fra Once Upon a Time in the West.

Harmonica sier til Frank etter å ha drept mange av folka hans.

 

"Your friends have a high mortality rate, Frank."

[Skurupu]

Filmen med flest "Memorable Quotes".

 

Army of Darkness (1993)

 

Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.

 

Sheila: I may be bad... but I feel gooood.

 

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

 

Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

 

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?

Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

 

Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

 

[upon getting the powered glove in place of his right hand]

Ash: Groovy.

 

Kanskje den beste:

[in a passionate moment of romance]

Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.

 

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

 

[as undead Ash stands triumphant on catapult]

Ash: Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!

 

Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!

Ash: Come get some.

 

Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

 

Sheila: You found me beautiful once...

Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

 

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

 

Evil Ash: I got a bone to pick with you.

 

[after Ash chops up Evil Ash with a chainsaw and throws him into a hole]

Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!

Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face?

Evil Ash: Huh?

[Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face]

 

 

Alt høres såklart mye bedre ut nåe det kommer fra Bruce Campbell. Gud, som jeg elsker denne filmen.

[lceman™]

Shawshank Redemption:

Brooks was here

 

The Empire Strikes Back:

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Darth Vader: No. I am your father.

Luke: No. That's not true. That's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.

Luke: Nooooo. Nooooo.

 

Lydklipp

Endret 2. juni 2005 av Icedude

[Jonnar]

Favoritter fra Tombstone:

 

Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

Kate: You don't even know him.

Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.

Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.

Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.

Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella.

Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Ecentus stultorum magister.

Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat. Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

 

Wyatt Earp: How are you?

Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

 

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

 

Sherman McMasters: Where is he?

Doc Holliday: Down by the creek, walking on water.

 

Doc Holliday, spilt av Val Kilmer, fascinerer meg for hver gang jeg ser den filmen. Fantastisk skuespill. Digger maten Kilmer har klart a framstille Holliday pa... Den karen kan sine saker!

[_MrMilo_]

Get Shorty har flust av gode filmsitat. Signaturen min er en av de :!:

[e321]

May the force be with you

I have a bad feeling about this

(ja, begge er sagt før)

 

Det er en fra matrix også tror jeg, men husker den ikke!

[Newt32]

"Don't make me destroy you!"

 

[lceman™]

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Endret 8. juni 2005 av Icedude

[Sittman]

Har du den ikke i gult? G-U-L-T!

 

 

 

evig bra reklame

[Dragon Hunter]

Bad Santa:

 

"I've got nothing against "you people"

"Did you hear that? He said "you people"

"Who the hell is "us people"!?

 

Terminator 3:

 

"Desire is irrelevant, I am a machine!"

[-mAdz-]

Face Off:

 

"I want my money back!".. Da en av de tøffingene sto med en sneip i munnen, uten hud på ansiktet..

[Jonnar]

Favs from Silence of the Lambs:

 

Jack Crawford: Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.

 

Hannibal Lecter: Good evening, Clarice.

 

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

 

Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

 

Hannibal Lecter: Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling?

Hannibal Lecter: Thrall me with your acumen.

Clarice Starling: It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.

Hannibal Lecter: I didn't.

Clarice Starling: No. No, you ate yours.

 

Hannibal Lecter: All good things to those who wait.

[embark]

Fra Pizzagjengen (en sånn flashback-episode):

Sharon: I don't drink...

Berg: Then why are you in college?

[Newt32]

Har du den ikke i gult? G-U-L-T!

 

 

 

evig bra reklame

Ja, og det beste er jo at boken heter Mals Lille Røde... elns

[Passasjer]

"Engage" fra Star Trek er jo en klassiker. Men hvilke andre kule sitat finnes?

"May the Force be with you...always" fra Star Wars må jeg jo bare nevne. Det fölgende sitatet har baller...fra Pulp Fiction:

 

Butch: You okay?

Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

Butch: What now?

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Butch: I meant what now between me and you?

Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

 

Det er bare så "badass" som det kan bli...!

Siste der er genialt!

[lceman™]

SLuttreplikken til Hopkins i Red Dragon ga meg iallefall frysninger

 

Dr. Frederick Chilton: Hannibal. There's someone here to see you. Wants to ask you a few questions. I said you'd probably refuse. A young woman. Says she's from the FBI, though she's far too pretty if you ask me. I'll tell her you said no.

Hannibal Lecter: What is her name?

[TheDarkListener]

I kick ass for the lord!

Med new zealandengelsk og situasjonen tatt i betraktning ler jeg like mye hver gang.