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[Gjest Slettet+9817324]

Waaaaaataaah , sitat Bruce Lee.....lol , det maatte komme.

 

I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal UP my ass.....

[Dragavon]

Er vel ikkje fra en film, men siden du kan kjøpe på DVD no:

 

Det er bedre med to reperatører enn med ingen reperatører!

[iSilje]

"Nobody puts baby in a corner!"

Selvfølgelig fra Dirty Dancing.

 

"Made out with a hot dog?! It was one time!"

Mean Girls. Så dårlig film at det til slutt blir bra.

[Goodbye]

"All those feathers, and he still can't fly..."

 

-James Bond, fra The Spy Who Loved Me. Filmen synes jeg er så som så, men den replikken ler jeg godt av hver gang. :!:

[Wheeljack]

Fra On Deadly Ground (1994):

 

"Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos"

 

Fra en era det gikk an å se på Steven Seagal-filmer

[Petter]

Micky Knox : Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers."

 

Natural born killers

[Sveern]

Fra originale Blues Brothers filmen, like før den store bilscena.

 

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark ... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

[Frank_K]

"It's turkey time ... gobble, gobble."

-Fra mesterverket "Gigli"

[Petter]

Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

[T-ooT]

"Welcome to Prime Time Bitch"

 

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

 

"If you gonna shoot, shoot, dont talk"

 

Good The Bad and the Ugly

[LostOblivion]

"Jahhaaahahhaaaaa!"

 

- Terminator I, II, og III.

[Dragavon]

Hello all you happy people. Know what? I am the hero.

[K.B.E]

Fra originale Blues Brothers filmen, like før den store bilscena.

 

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark ... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

 

Faren min har en t-skjorte med den replikken til Elwood.

[vikingkylling]

Å la en AI styre huset er jo kjekt. Med mindre det er en dame.

 

Carter: (trying to get in his house) Open the door!

S.A.R.A.H.: Due to technical difficulties I cannot visually confirm identity at this time.

Carter: Okay, listen to my voice. It’s me. Jack Carter.

S.A.R.A.H.: Voice recognition imprint is currently off-line. And in the future, when someone says they’ll be home for dinner and they’re running late, it’s polite to call.

[Gjest Slettet-imMmrOha]

the other guys: "Enjoy your prison time! I hope you like penis!!"

[Inge Rognmo]

"He had lots of guts!"

 

-James Bond i "On Her Majestys Secret Service", om skurken som går gjennom snøfreseren.

("guts" på engelsk betyr jo både innvoller og heltemot (e.l.) -forholdsvis uoversettelig replikk... )

Endret 9. januar 2011 av Inge Rognmo

[b00n]

"Machete don't text"

-Machete

 

"You shouldn't drink...and bake""

Arnold i "Raw Deal"

Endret 9. januar 2011 av b00n

[Chad Thundercock]

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

[simen_k]

Fra originale Blues Brothers filmen, like før den store bilscena.

 

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark ... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

Klassisk øyeblikk

[Mr.SS]

hei milt

 

Fra den originale Tron (1982).

 

Master Control Program: You've enjoyed all the power you've been given, haven't you? I wonder how you'd take to working in a pocket calculator.

 

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Kevin Flynn: [Zooms past a plethora of tanks on his lightcycle] I shouldn't have written all of those tank programs.

 

Endret 11. januar 2011 av Mr.SS