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[Getingar]

RIDDAREN: Vem är du?

 

DÖDEN: Jag är Döden.

 

RIDDAREN: Kommer du för att hämta mig?

 

DÖDEN: Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida.

 

RIDDAREN: Det vet jag.

 

DÖDEN: Är du beredd?

 

RIDDAREN: Min kropp är rädd, inte jag själv.

 

"Tomheten under månen" är också ett bra, nihilistiskt citat.

[LostOblivion]

"Wjahahjawwuuhhhh." - Ahnuld.

 

Tenkte jeg måtte legge til noe mer fornuftig:

 

"I feel the need--the need for speed!" - Top Gun

Endret 1. september 2009 av LostOblivion

[Hyperio]

Fra I Love You Man:

 

Peter Klaven: "Hey Mel? Do you have any plans on June 30th?"

Mel Stein: "...I'm 89 years old what the fuck kind of plans would I have?"

[Need44speed]

Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?

Joe: Because you're a faggot.

Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?

Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.

Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.

Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.

Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. PINK.

Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?

Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?

Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.

Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work.

 

jeg kunne egentlig skrevet mange, men det er sikkert meningen å bare skrive en

[CypheroN]

Beste dialogen i filmen det der, helt klart.

[Olum]

Digger det der, olehh.

 

Fra Dr. Strangelove:

 

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room."

 

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

 

"Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich."

 

"When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive. "

 

+sikkert 100 artige sitater. For dere som har sett filmene, les de morsomste her!

[Need44speed]

laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone

[sandinista]

- Becuse you were home

fra The Strangers.

 

- A small penis is a disability! Would you laugh at someone in a wheelchair?

fra Scary Movie

 

Ellers har vi ca 200 i The Julekalender!

Olaf - ...og honj (hunden) hete før Kvikk.

Benny - øhh.. Kvikk? Kvikk... Sand, ikke sant?

Olaf - E det nå gæli med honj?

Endret 6. september 2009 av sandinista

[Batnobbit]

Ikke film, men fra Batman: The Animated Series:

"The brigther the picture, the darker the negative".

[Lexiboij]

Kanskje ikke det beste sitatet jeg har hørt, men husker det gått.

"Det er ikke ei bikkje, det er en en en... det er en ting!"

Fra "The Thing"

 

EDIT: Legger til

"Nigger behind the trigger"

"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless."

 

Full Metal Jacket.

Endret 20. mars 2010 av Lexiboij

[SirUstinov]

"Liberty is too Precious a thing to be buried in books" Jimmy Stewart in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

[Baranladion]

Fra Be Cool tror jeg, med John Travolta når han prater med en kar fra den russiske mafian:

 

Do you know what you tell a man with 2 black eyes?

-No

Nothing, he`s already heard it twice.

 

Ler også hver gang jeg ser han Nåssån i the julekalender når han forteller hvor han jobber hen, i Kokk sokker og sko

[afirm]

We Were Soldiers:

 

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.

 

2nd Lieutenant Jack Geoghegan: Amen.

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.

[untouch4ble]

Once upon a time in the west:

-You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.

[Gjest Slettet+alsdf]

The Dark Knight

- Are you serious?

[Bonzoor]

The Outlaw Josey Wales:

 

Dying ain't much of a living, boy

[Cruzative]

"I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

 

Er vel ikke opprinnelig fra en film, men var med i Blood & Bone

[Alpakasso]

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"

[Tbau5]

"Bottle! "

 

In Bruges

[Nopros]

Sil: Carlo said that kid went to the litter box and ate some cat shit.

Tony: No, he took a shit - in the shower.

Sil: Glad we got that straight.