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Dog Soldiers:

"soldier1:Where is spoone?

soldier2:There is no spoon!"

 

Samuel Jackson har hatt noen fantastiske roller/dialoger/monologer

 

Jackie Brown:

 

Ordell Robbie(Sam Jackson): AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

 

Ordell Robbie: Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.

 

Beaumont: What?

 

Ordell Robbie: I need a favor.

 

Ordell Robbie: What the fuck you doin' knockin on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?

 

og fra pulp fiction

 

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Namek]

"Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred"-James Bond

 

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Sier han ikke noe annet i Casino Royal? noe som "Shaken or stirred, i don't care"

 

"You're gonna eat lightning and shit thunder" Rocky

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en annen klassiker bra rocky er jo : I Must Break You.

[Kalinken]

Sier han ikke noe annet i Casino Royal? noe som "Shaken or stirred, i don't care"

 

"You're gonna eat lightning and shit thunder" Rocky

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Nesten. Bare litt bedre formulert.

 

Bartender: Shaken or stirred?

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

[dimiles]

Legg på en glimrende aksént der så er vi i mål, Kalinken.

[henrian]

Johnny Depp i Fear and Loating in Las Vegas

 

"This is bat country"

 

"Impossible to walk in this mud! NO footing at all!"

 

og sist men ikke minst:

 

"I was right in the middle og a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was

giving out booze to these creatures!"

[Kieft]

Elsker dette sitatet, filmen og skuespilleren.

 

 

Snakker til seg selv mens han ser på et speil der det står "FUCK YOU".

Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.

Liten pause.

No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

 

Edward Norton i 25th Hour.

[Lettmel]

Må ta med denne fra SAW trillogien:

 

Jigsaw: "Let the game begin"

 

Frysninger så det holder, spesiellt når den kommer over den tapespilleren på førstefilmen.

[KinG^KaoZ]

Serenity

 

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

 

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".

 

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

[tommy007]

bond,james bond

[tjalla]

Alex: We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

 

Gjett hvilken?

[Chri3tian]

The Crow

 

"It can't rain all the time?"

[The Norwegian]

De fleste i snatch:

 

"Sneaky fuckin' Russian."

[3raz3r]

De fleste i snatch:

 

"Sneaky fuckin' Russian."

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What do you need a gun for Tommy, ze Germans?

[The Norwegian]

Neineinei! "Protection from what? Zee germans?"

[3raz3r]

Neineinei! "Protection from what? Zee germans?"

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Ah, sorry. Tok det fra hukommelsen, og den kan jo svikte litt. I alle fall, det er så utrolig bra når han sier det

[The Norwegian]

Indeed

[Juden]

Fra Scarface: You fucking with me. Your fucking with the best!

 

Lattis :!: !!

[Comprade]

Fra "The departed":

 

Ellerby - I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

 

Mr. French - There's guys you can hit and guys you can't hit. Now he's not a guy you can't hit, but he's pretty close to a guy you can't hit.

 

Kneecapped bankrobber - (after being shot in the knee) I thought you were supposed to go into shock! I'm not in shock! It fuckin' hurts!

 

Dignam - Maybe, Maybe Not, Maybe Fuck Yourself.

 

Endret 6. april 2007 av Comprade

[Juden]

Fra Scarface: Why don`t you stick your head in your ass. See if it fits?

 

Hilarious! :!: