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[Dorian Gray]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

Dette har jeg fått høre av pappa hele livet =D

[Dark Archon]

Arise! Arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields be splintered; a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! DEATH! DEATH!! DEATH! Forth Eorlingas!

 

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

 

I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no, uh, conscience, no understanding and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six year old child with this blind, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil...He's been here once tonight. I think he'll come back. I'm gonna wait for him.

 

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

 

You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about Steel. I don't give a *fuck* about Raheem, either. I don't give a fuck about myself. Look, I ain't shit. And you less of a man than me, so as soon as I figure you ain't gon be shit, *pow*! So be it. You remember that, motherfucker. 'Cause I'm the one you need to be looking out for... *partner*!

 

 

Nå kan dere gjette hvilke filmer disse quotesene kommer fra

Endret 25. juli 2006 av Dark Archon

[simes]

Bucks? Doe? Whats all this zoological talk about male and female animals?

 

- Arnold Schwarzenegger i Hercules in New York.

 

Jada, han har sagt i ettertid at han ikke skjønte mange av replikkene engang. SÅ dårlig i engelsk var han. Filmen ble til og med dubbet i de første utgavene siden publikum ikke skjønte hva han sa. En av tidenes filmer imo.

[F(r)iend]

Randy: -"I never tought of drinking beer upside down before."

Earl: -"It taste the same!"

Randy: -"yeah, but it goes to your brain before it goes to your liver"

 

Genialt sitat fra My name is Earl.

[white_pony]

"Mmm, forbidden donut."

 

- Homer Simpson

[mESA]

Mine favoritter:

 

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"May the force be with you.."

"Jippi'kay'ay'ey motherfuckers!"

"Doh" og "Ahhh.... doughnut"

Endret 8. august 2006 av MeSa

[Hoppsan]

Luke I am your father.

A test taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice quiante.

[lceman™]

   

Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do

not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

   

Luke Skywalker: I'll never join you!

   

Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told  you what happened to your father.

   

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

   

Darth Vader: No. I am your father.

   

Luke Skywalker: No. That's not true! That's impossible!

   

Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

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Hvor fordømt mange ganger skal jeg være nødt til å si det?

Endret 9. august 2006 av Iceman™

[Deathie]

Ouch, der traff du den rette nerven Hoppsan. :!: Ingen quoter mannen med masken feil, grrr.

[gecc01]

"Badgers? Badgers?!? BADGERS?!? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!"

 

"UHF"

[Ford_Fairlane]

"I smell dead people"

"This is a nice fish, big f*** eyes, but a nice f**** fish

 

Martin Lawrence i Bad Boys 2

Endret 4. september 2006 av Ford_Fairlane

[M@ggii]

Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

 

True Romance

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti: Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...

[Coccotti busts out laughing]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.

[starts laughing, too]

Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

[All laugh]

Endret 4. september 2006 av M@ggii

[Gjest Slettet-D7I5Gr2]

forest gump: jenny and me where like peas and carots

[chris]

"Come on out to the Cals, get together, have a few laugh"

 

John McClane, Die Hard.

[Mr.SS]

"Dean Keaton... , gone clean huh? Say it ain't so"

"Dean Keaton... , gone the high road. What is the world coming too?"

[Dorian Gray]

Fenster: Han' me de keys, y cocksucker.

Cop: In English, please?

Fenster: 'scuse me?

Cop: In English.

Fenster: Hanme defugingeys, ya cocksuckerwhat the fuck?

 

[aleks tho]

Eric: So, I can go?

 

Red: Yes, but I'll be watching the news. And if anything is vandalised, or explodes, or catches on fire. X is gonna equal me, kicking your ass.

 

Fra That 70's show

Endret 27. september 2006 av aleks tho

[medlem-102525]

What are men, compared to rocks and mountains?

[Swome]

Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, Commanding officer, Marine Ground Forces, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba:

You can't handle the truth!

[F(r)iend]

Fenster: Han' me de keys, y cocksucker.

Cop: In English, please?

Fenster: 'scuse me?

Cop: In English.

Fenster: Hanme defugingeys, ya cocksuckerwhat the fuck?

 

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Hahah, ja dn e bra..