De beste filmsitatene

[AlexGM]

Army of darkness <3 Bruce campell

 

You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

 

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

 

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

 

Hail to the king, baby.

 

Bad Ash: I'm bad Ash. And your good Ash. Your goodie little two shoes.

Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

 

I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.

[Russlebiffen]

Og i tillegg "Yo, She-bitch!"

[lceman™]

Fra Stargate, selvfølgelig.

It's not "Door to Heaven"... it's...Stargate

[Gjest Slettet-D7I5Gr2]

fra filmen Djevelens advokat

 

-Im a lawyer. THAT`S MY JOB THAT`S WHAT I DO

 

 

-vanety is my favorite sin,,always have, always will

 

 

-send the sheep amongs the wolwes

 

 

 

digge den filmen

[Propaganda]

Noen hadde nevnt Full Metal Jacket ja, hm 

 

Forgeddabouit!

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thats right!

 

Caine: Now O-Dog was the craziest nigga alive. America's nightmare. Young, black, and didn't give a fuck.

 

Grocery Store Man: I feel sorry for your mother.

O-Dog: What'd you say about my mama?

 

O-Dog: I'll be larger then that nigga Steven Seagal I'll be a big-ass-movie-star, shit.

 

Alle fra Menace 2 Society

[henry14]

Fra Skrik: "We All Get A Little Crazy Sometimes"

[_Evolution_]

"-I love new york (elns) -eddie muphy på veranda

-Fuck you! -uteligger

-Fuck you too!! -eddie murphy"

 

flirte litt da jeg hørt det.

[Kubrick]

Mange fra Pulp Fiction her men ingen av Winston Wolf.

Får vel gjøre noe med det da, her er noen fra The Bonnie Situation som jeg regner med er velkjent:

 

THE WOLF

- It's about thirty minutes away. I'll be

there in ten.

 

THE WOLF

- I'm Winston Wolf, I solve problems.

 

VINCENT

-A "please" would be nice.

(...)

THE WOLF

- If I'm curt with you, it's because

time is a factor. I think fast, I

talk fast, and I need you guys to

act fast if you want to get out of

this. So pretty please, with sugar

on top, clean the fuckin' car.

 

JIMMIE

- I can't believe that's the same

car.

THE WOLF

- Well, let's not start suckin' each

other's dicks quite yet.

 

Edit:

THE WOLF

- Just because you are a character

doesn't mean you have character.

Endret 18. juli 2006 av Kubrick

[sharona]

Jeg har ikke vært med fra begynnelsen her så jeg vet ikke hva som har vært nevnt, men...

Ifra en film som jeg synest var utrolig godt skrevet, Boiler Room:

 

Ben Affleck: They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.

[Wheeljack]

"-I love new york (elns) -eddie muphy på veranda

-Fuck you! -uteligger

-Fuck you too!! -eddie murphy"

 

flirte litt da jeg hørt det.

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- Good morning, my neighbours!

- Fuck You!!

- Yes! Yes!! Fuck you too!

 

Fra Amerika for mine føtter (Coming to America, 1988)

[Onkel]

Fra Serenity:

 

Mal: (kommer overraskende inn i tempelet i forkledning) "Dear Buddha: please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket-"

Inara: "Mal! What are you doing here?!"

Mal: "Well, you invited me."

Inara: "I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!"

Mal: "Well that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?"

 

 

 

 

Firefly er forsåvidt serien bak, men dialogen er like fantastisk:

 

River: "She's a liar."

Jayne: "That don't exactly set her apart from the rest of us. And the plunder sounds fun enough."

River: "She's a liar and no good will come of her."

Jayne: "Well, I say as a rule that girlfolk ain't to be trusted."

River: "Jayne is a girl's name."

(...)

Jayne: "She starts on that 'girl's name' thing, I'm gonna show her good an' all I got man parts."

Simon: "I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just not coming."

(...)

River: "Also? I can kill you with my brain."

 

 

Wash: "Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"

Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up."

Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."

 

 

Jayne: (med stygg lue strikket av mora) "How's it sit? Pretty cunning,

don'tcha think?"

Kaylee: "I think it's the sweetest hat ever."

Book: "Makes a statement."

Jayne: "Yeah, yeah!"

Wash: "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."

Jayne: "Damn straight."

 

 

Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

 

 

Wash: "Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity."

Endret 22. juli 2006 av Onkel

[aleks tho]

If you ever do that again, Im gonna kick your ass so har your nose will bleed

Red Forman - That 70's show (:

[Grønning]

If you ever do that again, Im gonna kick your ass so har your nose will bleed

Red Forman - That 70's show (:

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Genialt

[Eksos]

Hoover Dam Guide: Now, can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?

Beavis: Yeah, I just have a question. Is this a God damn?

[Gjest Slettet-D7I5Gr2]

i got two things in this world, my word and my balls

and i dont break them for NOBODY

[butare]

Animal house:

 

Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.

Boon: Is he bigger than me?

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Bluto: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

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Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.

Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.

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Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

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[Gunfreak]

ja animal house har noen gode

 

flere her

 

Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

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Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

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Otter:you fucked up! You trusted us!

[JacEr]

Utrolig at dere begge har glemt det beste sitatet fra Animal House:

Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

Beste scenen i hele filmen

[Gunfreak]

den filmen er så godt som perfekt.

personlig syns jeg toga party senen der Bluto knuser gitaren.

 

den har blitt parodiet MYE

[butare]

Her et godt råd. Igjen fra Animal House.

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