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[SKAÐI]

uhm den i bondock saints eller hva den heter, når han ene fyren klikker heilt i vinkel å sier fuck foran alle ordene han sier..

[Dorian Gray]

uhm den i bondock saints eller hva den heter, når han ene fyren klikker heilt i vinkel å sier fuck foran alle ordene han sier..

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Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!

[xkharonx]

uhm den i bondock saints eller hva den heter, når han ene fyren klikker heilt i vinkel å sier fuck foran alle ordene han sier..

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Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!

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Well, that certainly illustrates the diveristy of the word.

 

Fantastisk film

[aleks tho]

Welcome to the Rock - med den porøse dialekten til Connery er til å få frysninger av.

 

Der han akkurat har krypi under de flamme-greiene og smelle opp jærndøra?

Endret 21. mars 2006 av aleks tho

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Welcome to the Rock - med den porøse dialekten til Connery er til å få frysninger av.

 

Der han akkurat har krypi under de flamme-greiene og smelle opp jærndøra?

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Er nok det ja.. Utrolig fet film...

[aleks tho]

MHM! En av de bedre jeg har sett.

[Dassen]

"Everything in this room is eatable. In fact even I am eatable, but that is called canabalism my dear children and is frowned upon in most civilizations.”

 

Willy Wonka

[edge]

En annen fra samme film som dassen hadde fra:

 

"What do you use hair gel for?" - Mora til ho gyslige "konkurransejenta"

"Moisture" - Willy Wonka

 

Men den må gjerne sees.. Ler godt å lenge av den hver gang

[Eksos]

 

--

 

Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

 

Fra Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

[Kebab GUD]

"Hastalavista baby"

 

fra terminator

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Nei den er fra T2 ..

 

"I'll be back" T2(Kanskje en av de beste filmene verden har sett)

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Nei den er fra The Terminator

Husk at en oppfølger er ikke orginal filmen .. og orginal filmen er ikke oppfølgeren..

 

Lily Sloane: Jean Luc, blow up the damn ship!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: No! Noooooooooo!

[smashes glass and model ships with his phaser]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. Weve made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.

Måtte ha IMDB hjelp for å få den presis

 

Sisko "At 0800 hours station time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against the Dominion. They've already struck 15 bases along the Cardassian border. So, this is a HUGE victory for the good guys! This may even be the turning point of the entire war. There is even a 'welcome to the fight' party tonight in the wardroom. So, I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it, and if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing, a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha quadrant. So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I CAN live with it."

 

Annen episode, samme person

""There's an old saying: Fortune favors the bold. Well, we're about to find out.""

 

Red: [narrating] I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

[Joggster]

Saw 2:

 

Ohh yes, there will be blood!

[Daagah]

hmmm.. Det må vel bli. "What are you going to do, bleed on me?" Frå

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. :!:

[cre8ive]

"I'll be back"

Arnold på sitt beste. haha

[Mojo Pin]

The Matrix :

 

"What if you had a dream, that you were so sure was real. What if you were unable to wake up from that dream. How would you then know the difference between the dream world, and the real world?"

[edge]

Synes dette er ganske bra:

 

I scream

you scream

we all scream

for icecream!

[Cuneax]

Dick Laurent is dead. - Lost Highway

[Skurupu]

The Ten Commandments har mye snadder:

 

Moses: No son could have more love for you than I.

Sethi: Then why are you forcing me to destroy you? What evil has done this to you?

Moses: The evil that men should turn their brothers into beasts of burden, to be stripped of spirit, and hope, and strength - only because they are of another race, another creed. If there is a god, he did not mean this to be so.

 

Lilia: Joshua, we must have hope. God will send us a leader.

Joshua: Hope. On the heels of every hope walks Dathan.

 

Nefretiri: I could never love you.

Rameses: It does not matter. You will be my wife. You will come to me whenever I call you, and you will bear my child. I will enjoy that very much. Whether you enjoy it or not is your own affair.

 

Moses: You gave me this staff to rule over scorpions and serpants. God has made it a staff to rule over kings.

 

Nefretiri: [hands Rameses a sword as he is preparing to battle the freed Israelites] Bring it back to me, stained with his blood!

Rameses: I will... to mingle with your own!

 

Baka: Will you lose a throne because Moses builds a city?

Rameses: The city that he builds shall bear my name, the woman that he loves shall bear my child. So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

Sethi: Let the name of Moses be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken from every pylon and obelisk of Egypt. Let the name of Moses be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time.

 

Bithiah: Your tongue will dig your grave, Memnet.

 

[to Nefretiri]

Rameses: You will be mine, like my dog, or my horse, or my falcon, except that I shall love you more - and trust you less.

 

Bibelen er quote-feast nummer èn.

[TKV]

fra Aliens husker ikke helt hva han heter men han sier noe sånt som ''did they cut the power?! How can they cut the power? they're animals man!!'' de som har sett den skjønner det kanskje.

Endret 18. mai 2006 av TKV

[Dotten]

Så tegnefilm med Batman og Supermann nylig. Et par morsomme kommentarer der;

 

Joker: Pay me one billion dollars, and I'll kill Superman!

Lex Luthor: What makes you think you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?

Joker: There's nothing mere about that mortal!

 

Bruce Wayne: [about Lois,to Clark] Be good to her, because I know where you live.

 

Denne her er treffendes, ikke fra filmen men fra Jack Nicholson som kommenterer internet:

 

There's so much darn porn out there, I never got out of the house.

 

Mange gode fra The Witches of Eastwick:

 

I always like a little pussy after lunch.

 

Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?

 

Og for å avslutte med tidenes tale fra Team America:

 

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

[henrik_s]

"Truer du meg eller ... ?" - Istid.

 

"Mama always said stupid is what stupid does." - The Gump

 

"The funny thing is ...on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook." - Shawshank

Endret 18. mai 2006 av h3nrik