De beste filmsitatene

[JacEr]

Til å være en hjernedød actionfilm, har "Blade trinity" ganske mange bra sitater. Kanskje mest av typen "sa de virkelig det der?":

 

 

Hannibal King: Her name is Danica Talos. You met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina.

 

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore!

Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch!

 

Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!

 

:!:

Endret 3. januar 2006 av JacEr

[aleks tho]

"You should not wound. What you can not kill." Smallville

 

 

Er vel i utgangspunktet ikke noen film (eller er det?) men en serie. Synes det var så bra at jeg måtte ha det med

Endret 9. januar 2006 av aleks tho

[Jawohl]

i'll be back

[JacEr]

Med unntak av siste sitat, det hadde vært til stor hjelp for brorparten av forumet hvis filmtittel samt filmkarakter blir tatt med i posten.

[Deathie]

i'll be back     

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Vet ikke om du har forstått det helt, men dette er tråden for de beste filmsitatene.

[Simkin]

"I dont give a good god damn what condition they are in, i just want them alive long enogh so i can piss them in the face before they die"

 

Fra Devils Rejects.. haha, mye heftig prat der

[aleks tho]

Vet ikke om du har forstått det helt, men dette er tråden for de beste filmsitatene.

Han poster vel det han mener er det/de beste?

[Deathie]

Vet ikke om du har forstått det helt, men dette er tråden for de beste filmsitatene.

Han poster vel det han mener er det/de beste?

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Hah! Ikke kom med den!

[xkharonx]

Orket ikke å lese gjennom hele tråden, men "Predator" er jo en film med noen klassikere.

 

Poncho: You're bleeding, man.

Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.

[Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff]

Poncho: You got time to duck?

 

 

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

 

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Poncho: [Holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

 

 

For en film

[shizz kebab]

Joe Pesci i Goodfellas: 'But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?!

[aleks tho]

Hah! Ikke kom med den!

 

No offence, kommer med det jeg vil med... Så klart poster han det sitatet han synes er best, eller det han har lyst til å poste. Det er ikke opp til deg og bestemme hvilke sitater han synes er best.

 

Men nå orka jeg ikke no mer 'barnslig' tøv.

 

mvh. aleks

Endret 21. mars 2006 av aleks tho

[_MrMilo_]

Noen fine fra As Good As It Gets med Jack:

 

"Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?"

 

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

 

"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."

 

"How do you write women so well?"

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

 

Klassisk

[Kleivis]

It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.

 

Fra Crash. Fantastisk film..

[Skibbe10]

genialt sagt:

"just because they wanna eat the burger, doesn't mean they wanna meet the cow"

 

fra the island

[Seether]

genialt sagt:

"just because they wanna eat the burger, doesn't mean they wanna meet the cow"

 

fra the island

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Jah, noe av det beste i den filmen. (kanskje det eneste)

[Deathie]

Welcome to the Rock - med den porøse dialekten til Connery er til å få frysninger av.

[Jawohl]

Hah! Ikke kom med den!

 

No offence, kommer med det jeg vil med... Så klart poster han det sitatet han synes er best, eller det han har lyst til å poste. Det er ikke opp til deg og bestemme hvilke sitater han synes er best.

 

Men nå orka jeg no mer 'barnslig' tøv.

 

mvh. aleks

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takker og bukker

[Midnight_walker]

I went to bed in my shithole apartment and woke up in an actual shithole!

[Jalladoode]

Stort sett alle dialog fra 'The Big Lebowsky'

 

En smakebit:

 

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[mummi-pappa]

Fra Indiana Jones and the last crusade:

 

Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane!

 

Indiana Jones: Fly, yes! Land? No!