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[Klyde frog]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman i Full metal jacket:

 

"You climb like old old people fuck private Pyle!"

 

"What the hell is this Mickey mouse shit!"

 

En terrorist i Team America: "You have balls..... I like balls."

[embark]

Start bangin' those drums like you bang your fuckin' sister! Clear... ZIGFRIED??

[co2]

Fra The julekalender:

 

A: "Its here, the lem"

B: "Who's Lem?"

A: "The hUl lem"

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ahh, the julekalender <3<3

 

 

masse quotes i the julekalender.. men har ikke sett den siden i fjor tror jeg :o

så husker ikke noe ;P

Jeg og crawford pleier å se hele shiten i ett strekk! (evt. 2 da )

 

eviiig bra julekalender

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"Piss meg i øret!"

[Mattlakk]

Svart morris 1000

[edge]

Fra The julekalender:

 

A: "Its here, the lem"

B: "Who's Lem?"

A: "The hUl lem"

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ahh, the julekalender <3<3

 

 

masse quotes i the julekalender.. men har ikke sett den siden i fjor tror jeg :o

så husker ikke noe ;P

Jeg og crawford pleier å se hele shiten i ett strekk! (evt. 2 da )

 

eviiig bra julekalender

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"Bob bob bob" :!:

 

Eller: Its hard to be a nissemann

 

De e nå bærre lækkert

[Deathie]

"Bob bob bob" :!:

 

Eller: Its hard to be a nissemann

 

De e nå bærre lækkert

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Kanskje en smule oppbrukt?

[edge]

Nei (14 )

Endret 31. desember 2005 av Marc91

[Mr.Elendig]

Door Gunner: They ougtha write a book about me.

Private Joker: Why?

Door Gunner: For being the greatest soldier out there? I done killed me 157 Viet-Cong and 50 water buffalo.

Private Joker: How do you know who to shoot?

Door Gunner: Anyone that runs, is a Viet-Cong. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined Viet-Cong.

Private Joker: Are there any women or children?

Door Gunner: A few.

Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children?

Door Gunner: Easy. You lead them less.

 

Charlie don't surf!

 

Quick, hand me the shark repellant bat spray!

 

Fordamte!

 

I see dead people.

 

Hudson: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

 

Drake: They ain't paying us enough for this, man.

Dietrich: Not enough to have to wake up to your face, Drake.

Drake: What? Is that a joke?

Dietrich: Oh, I wish it were.

 

 

 

Gorman: Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.

Hudson: Is he fuckin' crazy?

Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?

 

 

Andrews: This is Rumor Control. Here are the facts!

 

Dillon: [while fighting it, the alien slashes Dillon's intestines out] Come on, is that the best you've got?

 

Ripley: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.

 

Johner: So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before?

Ripley: Yeah.

Johner: What did you do?

Ripley: I died.

 

Distephano: I thought you were dead!

Ripley: Yeah, I get that a lot.

 

Johner: I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!

 

Johner: What's burning?

Vriess: Us!

Johner: Shit! You're right!

 

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

[Fisha]

Press any key to continue......

"Douh where is the any key"

 

Homer Simsons :!:

[TomWhittaker]

Press any key to continue......

"Douh where is the any key"

 

Homer Simsons :!:

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Herregud så eg hatar sitat som blir ødelagde på grunn av feilsitering. >.<

[olefiver]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

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(etterpå)

Bullshit, I think the best part of you ran down the crack in your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the madrass!

[Fisha]

Press any key to continue......

"Douh where is the any key"

 

Homer Simsons :!:

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Herregud så eg hatar sitat som blir ødelagde på grunn av feilsitering. >.<

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Whatever!

[TomWhittaker]

Press any key to continue......

"Douh where is the any key"

 

Homer Simsons :!:

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Herregud så eg hatar sitat som blir ødelagde på grunn av feilsitering. >.<

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Whatever!

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Om du først skal sitere nokon, kan du i det minste ha eit sitat som er riktig.

[pessimisten]

Press any key to continue......

"Douh where is the any key"

 

Homer Simsons :!:

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Herregud så eg hatar sitat som blir ødelagde på grunn av feilsitering. >.<

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Whatever!

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Om du først skal sitere nokon, kan du i det minste ha eit sitat som er riktig.

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men da kan jo du si åssen d skal være isteden for å klage!!!!!

[TomWhittaker]

To start press any key. (reading screen)

- Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key. Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB key).

[pessimisten]

To start press any key. (reading screen)

- Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key. Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB key).

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DIGGER HOMER

[Fisha]

To start press any key. (reading screen)

- Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key. Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB key).

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Nå har det seg slik at jeg ikke pugger alle simpsons episodene utenat. Jeg tror at alle skjønte hva jeg mente.

 

...

[GeO]

To start press any key. (reading screen)

- Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key. Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB key).

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Nå har det seg slik at jeg ikke pugger alle simpsons episodene utenat. Jeg tror at alle skjønte hva jeg mente.

 

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Er ikke noe problem å finne sitatet i korrekt form på nettet, så det er en anstrengelse du bør lide deg gjennom før du poster.

[A.J Green]

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

 

Simply genius.

 

Derka Derka mohammad jihad.

[Sabbath]

Alle normale mennesker går på møte Kjell Bjarne!

 

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