Fakta om Vin Diesel

[simes]

Vin Diesel invented the internet while trying to steal cable TV.

 

 

Vin Diesel er konge!

[Kimius]

Vin Diesel got in a fight with Triangle Man. Triangle Man won, of course, but Vin Diesel totally urinated in his Cheerios, put sugar in his gas tank, and raped his wife the next day.

 

 

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[TomWhittaker]

Vin Diesel was first to discover America when he decided to take a swim after a wild night in a British pub.

 

Genial side

[Freqtal]

Vin Diesel once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by calmly telling it what to do.

[Neo]

hahahahaha.. så kult

 

Vin Diesel actually runs on gasoline. Originally he was called Vin V8, but the vegetable juice people sued him.

[Neo]

må ta en til:

When God said, "Let there be light," Vin Diesel flipped the switch.

[Moonshine]

Hahaha jeg knekker sammen! Etter å ha sett Riddiks Krøniker, stemmer alt så forbannet bra

[amarios]

Guns don't kill people, Vin Diesel kills people. Sometimes with guns.

[Tonberry]

Vin Diesel circumcised himself with his own teeth. He now uses his foreskin as a skull-cap to maintain his bald appearance.

HAHAHAHAHAHH!!! aaah...hahaha..... hehe :!: :!:

[JBlack]

Hvem er det som finner på alt dette?

Vin Diesel has no bone marrow. Instead, the material is a compound of granite, fiberglass and Rock 'n' Roll.

[Ernie]

Vin Diesel will never write an autobiography, since he's worried it would knock The Bible off the bestseller list, then he'd have to go up to heaven and console God, who'd probably be really upset with the whole affair, and he'd have to tell him it was just a good year for autobiographies, and that people still like The Bible, but want to wait for the holiday sales.

:!:

[mushi]

Vin Diesel challenged Jesus to a race across the Atlantic and would have won had he not been eaten by a giant whale. After he murdered it to death from the inside, he emerged in the South Pacific and found the island from Lost, and rescued everybody.

:!:

[Kimius]

Vin Diesel injected cookie-batter into his bowels, and then took a crap. Hence, Pocky sticks were born.

 

den der skal i siggen. uten tvil.

[simes]

matt damon

 

Huh?

 

Edit: Må bare slenge inn én til. Dette er så sykt..

 

Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.

Endret 27. mai 2005 av zimen

[corcky]

Vin Diesel actually painted all the works of Michelangelo, but lost them to said "artist" after he bet that he could drink the entire ocean. Diesel almost succeeded, but gagged on a giant squid at the last moment.

:!:

[b-real]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050615c.php

 

 

[Playmofetish]

Vin Diesel is actually Luke's father.

 

Vin Diesel can play the entire score to the movie Braveheart utilizing only his colon.

 

Vin Diesel was on Schindler's List.

 

Vin Diesel is unaffected by the video from The Ring

 

Vin Diesel is the SI unit used to measure fear.

 

Jeg misunner fantasien til skaperen(e) av den sia der.

[aadnk]

It has been proposed by some people that Vin Diesel may not actually exist, and is simply a myth told to children to keep them in line. The reason these allegations are not well known is due to the fact that everyone who makes such allegations is found nude in a field with their skin removed and replaced by "Keep on Trucking!" bumper stickers.

 

[EJN]

Vin Diesel wears a belt made from the shaved skin of Smurfs.

 

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Vin Diesel once pissed a detailed map of London's underground into the snow.

Endret 17. juni 2005 av Baron Ereksjon

[brillan]

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and Vin Diesel.

 

Edit:

 

Vin Diesel owns the dog from Duck Hunt

 

Edit2:

 

Vin Diesel created Crystal Pepsi with a Chemistry-at-Home kit. When the product did not sell well, he smashed all of his test tubes and swore off his promising career in science, forever.

 

Edit3:

 

Seismology is the study of Vin Diesel's masturbation habits.

Endret 17. juni 2005 av eXploid