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When a tree falls in the wood and nobody is around to hear it, Vin Diesel hears it

 

Vin Diesel created the first nuclear submarine, using just a jam jar, a piece of string, and a note from his mother.

 

:!:

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And Vin Diesel so loved the world, that he gave it his only son: Superman.

 

If you sacrifice a virgin to Vin Diesel, the next morning you will find tickets to a The Who concert on your doorstep. If you do not have a doorstep, then beware! He will come for you on the next full moon.

 

:lol:

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Once, during an unfortunate fishing accident, Vin Diesel was covered in a living membrane called the "Rainbow Trout Skin". This membrane allows Vin Disesel to perform great feats of strength, agility, and awesomeness. Sadly, as the centuries pass, this causes Vin Diesel to slowly turn into Michael Bolton.

 

HAHAHA!

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