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MyBigMouth

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Dorian Gray

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De beste:

# A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters

# Auditioning the hand puppet

# Badgering the witness

# Beating the fuck out of your best friend

# Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget

# Beating the snot outta Rotney

# Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick

# Blueball baseball

# Calling down for more Mayo

# Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis

# Caping the crusader

# Cheating on your other hand

# Checking the plumbing

# Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes

# Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come

# Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops

# Committing mass spermicide

# Decongesting the weasel

# Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile

# Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust

# Dropping the kids off at the pool

# Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell

# Evicting the testicular squatters

# Firing the presidential staff

# Fishing for zipper trout

# Five-finger discount

# Flogging your dumber brother

# Foreplay with Fistina

# Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)

# Freeing the hostages

# Freeing Willy

# Getting your palm red

# Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie

# Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine

# Giving the seamen shore leave

# Giving yourself a helping hand

# Giving yourself a low five

# Having a play date with your little friend

# Having a puppet show in your pants

# Having a staff meeting

# Hitchhiking under the Big Top

# Launching the morning missile

# Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster

# Making special sauce with frank and beans

# Making the bald guy cry

# Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up

# Making the llama spit

# Manhandling your man-handle

# Milking the bull

# Million sperm march

# My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny)

# One-handed workout

# Opening up a bottle of Squirt

# Performing diagnostics on your ManTool

# Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson

# Playing the stand-up organ

# Playing with Yoosef

# Polishing the family jewels

# Polishing the hot rod

# Polishing the purple people pleaser

# Practicing for the Big Game

# Pulling the single serving soup dispenser

# Rapid one arm pull-ups

# Releasing the Olympic Doves

# Riding the Great White Knuckler

# Romancing the bone

# Roughing the passer

# Roughing up the suspect

# Rubbing the Buddha for good luck

# Running in single-user mode

# Running off a batch by hand

# Sanding the obelisk

# Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram

# Shaking hands with your wife's best friend

# Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk

# Shaking the hand of the self-employed

# Shooting tadpoles at the moon

# Shooting the pump action porridge gun

# Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man

# Spackling the ceiling

# Spending some quality time with yourself

# Spilling my children on my belly

# Spit-polishing the purple helmet

# Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie

# Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko

# Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber

# Taking little Elvis to Graceland

# Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm

# Taking your turn at the self-serve pump

# Target practice with the yogurt gun

# Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker

# Tenderizing the tube steak

# Test-firing the meat missile

# Testing the hand cream dispenser

# Trolling for the one-eyed walleye

# Tube sock tango

# Warming up the altar boy's dinner

# White-water wristing

# Wrapping my hand around my cock and blowing a load all over my mother

# Zygote spraying

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