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An essay on Death metal

 

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Death metal. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Death metal. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, there are just not enough blues songs written about Death metal. The juxtapositioning of Death metal with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom blame the influence of television. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Death metal.

 

Social Factors

 

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1], contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Death metal bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

 

Recent thought on Death metal has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Death metal they are changed.

 

Economic Factors

 

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will begin by looking at the Inter-Spam model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

 

 

Death metal

 

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Death metal is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Even a child could work out that housing prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with Death metal.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

 

Political Factors

 

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Death metal and ones own image of themselves.

 

We cannot talk of Death metal and politics without remembering the words of that most brilliant mind Demetrius Tuigamala 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Death metal, that this highlights an important issue. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Death metal and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

Why did Death metal cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Death metal doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

 

Conclusion

 

To conclude, Death metal has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It enriches, applauds greatness, though Death metal brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Death metal.

 

I'll leave you with this quote from Wyclef Jackson:

You win some, you loose some, but Death metal wins most often.
[3]
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An essay on Blodpupp

 

The issues involving Blodpupp has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. Underestimate Blodpupp at your peril. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Blodpupp is rarely given rational consideration by the easily lead, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Blodpupp. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Blodpupp.

 

Social Factors

 

Society is a human product. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he could have been making a reference to Blodpupp, but probably not. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Blodpupp. Observers claim it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

 

Did I mention how lovely Blodpupp is? It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

 

Economic Factors

 

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model of economics.

Interest 

 

 

Blodpupp

 

How do we explain these clear trends? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank interest world wide are driven entirely by Blodpupp. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

 

Political Factors

 

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - 0

 

It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Esperanza H. Amster 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Blodpupp until he was well into his thirties. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Blodpupp and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

Since the Renaissance Blodpupp has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

 

Conclusion

 

In my opinion Blodpupp may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It enriches, puts out 'fires', and it is human.

 

One final thought from the talented Clint Lennon: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Blodpupp ROCKS!!! [3]

 

 

Joda... :!:

 

Edit: Trøtt nå ja, derfor humoren

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An essay on sex

The issues involving sex has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of sex. Remarkably sex is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that sex is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. The juxtapositioning of sex with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the easily lead, trapped by their infamous history. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into sex.

 

Social Factors

 

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of sex to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she saw clearly into the human heart. A society without sex is like a society without knowledge, in that it helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

 

Status, Security, Fame - sex, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. To put it simply, people like sex.

 

Economic Factors

 

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will begin by looking at the Simple-Many-Pies model of economics. Transport

Costs

 

  sex

 

 

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Well transport costs cannot sustain this instability for long. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

 

Political Factors

 

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of sex can be like looking at sexism and post-sexism.

 

In the words of style icon Elijah Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] He was first introduced to sex by his mother. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about sex and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

 

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires sex, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

 

To conclude sex has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enlightens our daily lives, influences the influencers, and it brings the best out in people.

 

I will leave the last word to the famous Demi De Niro: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without sex by my side.' [3]

 

 

 

hyl!!

 

:fun:

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Hyyyl :!: (Ganske barnslig fra min side)

 

An essay on cocksucking

The subject of cocksucking has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. I really, really like cocksucking. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that cocksucking is rarely given rational consideration by those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of cocksucking.

 

Social Factors

 

Society begins and ends with cocksucking. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without cocksucking is like a society without knowledge, in that it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

 

Recent thought on cocksucking has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to cocksucking, again and again.

 

Economic Factors

 

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a lovely model. Transport

Costs

 

  cocksucking

 

 

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Clearly transport costs will eventually break free from the powerful influence of cocksucking, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

 

Political Factors

 

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing cocksuckingilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

 

To quote the star of stage and screen Kuuipo Woodpecker 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to cocksucking this is clearly true. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to cocksucking.

 

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires cocksucking, and what's more human than politics?

 

Conclusion

 

What can we conclude? Well, cocksucking may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It brings peace, invades where necessary and is a joy to behold.

 

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Britney Travolta: 'I love cocksucking? Yes! Hurray for cocksucking!' [3]

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An essay on Hardware.no

Are you sitting comfortably? I really, really like Hardware.no. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Hardware.no is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Hardware.no by socialists, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Hardware.no and its numerous 'industries'.

 

Social Factors

 

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Hardware.no irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

 

Did I mention how lovely Hardware.no is? Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Hardware.no they are changed.

 

Economic Factors

 

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Hardware.no. We shall examine the Greek-Roman model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Cost

Of

Living

 

  Hardware.no

 

 

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Clearly the cost of living will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Hardware.no, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

 

Political Factors

 

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing Hardware.no and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

 

We cannot talk of Hardware.no and politics without remembering the words of the famous political Xaviera H. Amster 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] He was first introduced to Hardware.no by his mother. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

 

I hope, for our sake that Hardware.no will endure.

Conclusion

 

We can say with certainty Hardware.no has a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, it stimulates and most importantly it perseveres.

 

(Den under her var veldig bra :D:p )

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Demi Kournikova: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Hardware.no.' [3]

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