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"Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?

AvatarOfSolusek: no

AvatarOfSolusek: well

AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness

Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs

AvatarOfSolusek: lol

Jakefeb3: now i have a plan

Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable"

 

:thumbup:

 

Og

 

"<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit

<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls

<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother

<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!"

 

Snakk om eid!

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hahaha noen sykt bra der asså :p

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?

<Indidge> umm....nothing?

<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?

<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?

<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

 

og

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

:D

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Bloodninja sier mye sykt!

 

http://bash.org/?search=bloodninja&sort=0&show=25

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Den første hvor han treffer på "BritneySpears14" er bare utrolig tidig. Denne delen her er bare tidløs:

 

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm

<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then

<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass

<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat

<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

 

haha eid:P

 

Edit en til:P

 

bloodninja: Just send it through here.

sweet17: alright *PIC*

sweet17: Did you get it?

bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.

sweet17: That was me back in may

sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.

bloodninja: I hope so

sweet17: what?!?

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