Den store sitattråden!

[Geir M]

Har søkt litt rundt og finner ikke noen tilsvarende tråder. Denne tråden er vel ikke akkurat så veldig stor heller, men jeg tror den kommer til å bli det .

 

Rettningslinjer :

 

1. Sitatene skal komme fra kjente personer, ikke fra medlemmer av hw.no forumet osv.

2. Skriv hvem sine sitater det er.

3. Kun sitater, ikke quote noens sitater og si oh "haha den var fet" etc.

4. Dere kan også skrive visdomsord som ikke stammer fra noen spesielle personer.

5. Unntak fra retningslinje nummer 3 ; Man kan kommentere andre sitater, men ikke utelukkende i en post. Man må poste sitatet sitt, så kan man evt. kommentere andre sine sitater i den samme posten.

 

 

Kommer sikkert til å utfylle retningslinjene mer senere.

 

Da begynner jeg med det første sitatet :

 

"All warfare is based on deception"

Sun Tzu

Endret 29. mars 2005 av geir_er_1337

[Goophy]

"Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions." -- Henry N. Camp

 

Kanskje ikke like morsom for alle, men, men.

fortune.

[ErlendRU]

"Today is the longest day of my life"

Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) - 24

[havfal]

Come home with this shield, og upon it

Liker dette godt. sier mye om gamle sparta Endret 29. mars 2005 av Imposter

[Jørgen Sørheim]

"People aren't chocolates. They're bastards. They're bastard covered bastards with a bastard filling." - Dr. Cox, Scrubs

 

Bill Hicks

 

"Did you know that if you play the New Kids On The Block record backwards, it actually sounds better."

 

"What do atheists scream when they come?"

 

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."

 

"I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side."

 

"The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?"

 

George Carlin

 

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

 

"They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem."

 

"Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall."

 

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

 

Eddie Izzard

 

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

 

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot and strong, with a spoon in them."

 

"They say that "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

 

"You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here' You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!'"

 

"My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper. I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this. (Runs screaming) AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!"

 

"I'm gonna be extra funny tonight. Just for you people. An extra 10% funny....You can't check, can you!?! Aha."

 

"What, in fact, is an evil giraffe? I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I will eat more leaves than I should. And then other giraffes may die. Ah ha ha ha. I am an evil herbivore."

 

"And Achilles....Immortal man! Immortal body! Except he had an Achilles heel. What an irony!

If I was Achilles, I'd put my foot in a fuck off block of concrete, for starters."

 

"So what I thought, you know, is you give a gun to a monkey and then let him into Charlton Heston's house, and we'll find out whether it IS the gun. They might have to change the line to "Guns don't kill people, people kill people and monkeys do too [if they've got a gun.]""

 

"So god killed all the dinosaurs. God killed them all. Then He took all the dinosaurs and put each one inside a stone. But then...God seemed to wait 65 million years doing this *bored humming*. So that's why I don't swing with the whole Christian thing."

[Geir M]

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.

The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery." – Winston Churchill

 

Låner denne fra tom waits for alice, som brukte den i en diskusjon om private videregående skoler på Politikk, Religion og Samfunn seksjonen av off topic delen av forumet.

[Carnifex]

"People aren't chocolates. They're bastards. They're bastard covered bastards with a bastard filling." - Dr. Cox, Scrubs

Kongekommentar

 

 

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

 

    Friedrich Nietzsche

 

What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will to power, power itself. What is bad? All that is born of weakness. What is happiness? The feeling that power is growing, that resistance is overcome.

 

    Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist, section 2

[gspr]

As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century,

free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny.

The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on

information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but

the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse

has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would

deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself

your master.

Dette er fra spillet Alpha Centauri, og er nok sannere i dag enn noen gang før.

[Juleniss1]

Vi har en favorittsitat-tråd da: http://forum.hardware.no/index.php?showtop...l=favorittsitat

Nesten det samme.

 

 

Jeg har ganske mange bra sitater liggende på PC'n, men får starte rolig med litt Oscar Wilde :

 

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

 

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months

 

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

 

 

Også har vi jo signaturen min.

[The Gnome]

Visdomsord:

"Ikke driv hor med din mor, for da blir du far til din bror"

[FpsStu]

Hva er dine favorittsitater?

 

http://forum.hardware.no/index.php?showtopic=139542

[Heimen]

"Without good there can be no evil, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" - Djevelen i South Park

 

Eneste som jeg kommer på i farten som jeg synes er bra.

[Carnifex]

Her er noen som jeg syns er bra:

 

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

 

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

John F. Kennedy

 

One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands. Lasting peace comes not from force.

David Borenstein

 

Some people are so afraid do die that they never begin to live.

Henry Van Dyke

 

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Mark Twain

 

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.

Leonardo da Vinci

 

To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.

Samuel Butler

 

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Bill Maher

[Flens Vrangnæs]

"Jeg synes vi skal tilgi hverandre og gi folk en sjanse." - Eivind Findreng (86)

 

"Jeg holder av natten. Det er som om natten ikke skulle være til. Evig prekes det om solens og dagens prakt. Javisst har de prakt for øye og sans. Men der er også i oss kamre som sollyset ikke når, men som kun natten tør liste seg inn til." - Sigbjørn Obstfelder (norsk romfarer og dikter)

[Dorian Gray]

Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I thought you had to kick the ball and then spin 'round and round. I can't do a back flip, much less several ... simultaneously with two other guys... that look exactly like me.

 

I had a bag of Fritos, but these were Texas Grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah. Reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. 'Better flip that Frito, Dad. You know how I like mine: with grill marks'

 

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

 

I can't wait 'til this set is over 'cuz I've got a roll of lifesavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!

 

I order a club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, I don't know how I get away with it. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "So do I." "Lets form a club then." "Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulations." "Yes we do." "OK... Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again." "Yeah, four triangles." "And we will position them in a circle. And in the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad." "Let me ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!"

 

I like refried beans. I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time.

 

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said, "No, but I want a regular banana for later, so yeah."

 

Acid really messes with your mind, man. When I was on acid, I'd see things that looked like beams of light... and I'd hear things that sound an awful lot like car horns...

 

-Mitch Hedberg

[☀ ❄]

«To be responsive at this time, though I will simply say, and therefore this is a repeat of what I said previously; that which I am unable to offer in response is based on information available to make no such statement.»

 

«Assumption is mother of all major screw-ups.»

 

«Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.»

 

«In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.»

 

«I can resist anything but temptation.» -- Oscar Wilde

 

«Want some bacon?»- og «So tell me again about the hash bars»-dialogene fra Pulp Fiction. (Se den.)

 

Det meste E. A. Poe og Douglas Adams har trykket ut av seg.

 

Poster flere etter hvert som jeg kommer på...

[Zlatzman]

Du må ikke tåle så inderlig vel

det urett som ikke rammer deg selv!

 

Jeg tenkte: Nu er det noe som hender. -

Vår tid er forbi - Europa brenner!

 

To gode ord, men jeg følger ikke den første så godt selv.

 

gspr:

Husker den gangen jeg spilte Alpha Centauri selv, er vel en del fornuftige tanker der om jeg ikke husker feil.

[TanglewoodD]

"etter min død vil milioner dø og blodet vil flyte"

Adolf Hitler, 30. 04. 1945, dagen han tok selvmord.

 

 

Tror det er "Nach meinem Tod flieben die Millionen, die gehen zu sterben, und das Blut" på Tysk...

[Mister Karl]

-"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it" -Sir Winston Churchill

[Kjeksen]

"Today is the longest day of my life"

Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) - 24

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