Trenger en vits om England!

[hakon89]

Trenger en vits om England eller skotter, på engelsk. Noen?

 

Takker...

[simes]

Ja, dette var jo helt riktig sted å spørre..

 

Edit: Oh, kanskje jeg bare skal bruke report-knappen..

Endret 10. mars 2005 av zimen

[b-real]

Flytte til humor.

[Montag]

Her har du noen:

 

An Englishman, lecturing on his travels, was speaking disparagingly about the Scots in Canada and the mixing of the race with the Indians.

‘You’ll find,’ he said, ‘a great number of Scots half-breeds and French half­breeds, but you cannot find any English half-breeds.’

‘Not surprisingly,’ shouted a Scot in the audience. ‘The squaws had to draw the line somewhere.

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How do you disperse an angry Scottish mob?

Take up a collection.

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How did the Grand Canyon come about?

A Scotsman lost a sixpence.

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Said the Englishman to the boastful Scot: ‘Take away your mountains, glens and lochs, and what have you got?’ ‘England,’ replied the Scot.

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3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."

So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.

The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity.

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."

The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."

Endret 11. mars 2005 av Montag

[hakon89]

Beklager feilpost (Skulle ha den på skolen og da... samma) og takker for raske svar!

 

[Frohman]

Alle barna bodde i Norge, unntatt Engrand han bodde i England...

[Medrakil]

Gidder ikke skrive utfyllende men det er tre skotter og tre briter som går på et tog og så ser britene at skottene bare løser én billett og så lurer de på hvordan og så ser de at skottene går inn på samme do alle tre og når mannen kommer og spør etter billetten så stikker den ene billetten ut av døra og så gå konduktøren videre. Og så neste gang så løser britene også bare én billett, men skottene kjøper ingen - britene går i på dassen, og så går en av skottene bort, spør etter billetten og så går skottene inn på den andre dassen.