Geniale sitat o.l fra The Simpsons!

[AndyF]

vet ikke hvordan det skrives på engelsk så skrev på norsk

 

homer:mmmm organisert kriminalitet siiiiiiikle

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Homer: I know you can read my thoughts, boy: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.

[Lokaltog]

- Homer, since you've been working on a nuclear power plant, you'll be placed on a nuclear submarine.

- It's pronounced nucuelar... Nucuelar.

 

Fra S16E09:

Wiggum (ser opp på avisoverskrifter: "Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car", "Firemen rescue police chief from tree", "Commission: Wiggum Sucks"): Wow - should have read these headlines a long time ago! Together they really paint a picture... of failure. And now, my only friend is the bottle. [løfter opp en flaske sirup og en stabel med pannekaker]

Wiggum (har tatt opp en telefonsamtale med Bart): Allright, boys - let's get this tape back to the lab for analysis!

Lou: We have a lab?

Wiggum: Yeah, it's that room we keep the christmas decorations in!

Wiggum: Eddie! Lou! We're going to the Kwik-E-Mart!

Lou: You already sent us there twice today!

Wiggum: Nah, that was for snacks! This time... it's not personal.

Fra S16E20:

Marge: What are you two doing?

Homer: Oh... We're watching the latest photos from Mars! Hoho, great stuff! Worth every billion.

[Homer har spredd ryktet om at det bor to webcam-tøser hos Ned til alle utenom ham. Nå har Ned nettopp fått greie på det.]

Ned: Homer, is this true?

Homer: Ned, I had no choice - it was just so funny!

[Fra jalla TV-program]

(Reporter: Tonight on Celebrity Chop Shop: We sell the parts of Jason Bateman's Bentley!)

Jason (sjokkert): What did you do to my car?

Ungdom: DUDE! You've been Chop-Shopped!

Jason: Why would you do that? How am I gonna get home?

Ungdom: Chop-Shopped! Chop-Shooooopped!

Homer: Hey! You've knocked out my power! How am I supposed to eat without watching TV?

Fra S16E21:

Grampa (sitter med pacemaker i hånda): I need two AA batteries, nooow!

Homer: Get them from the smoke detector.

Marge: What if there's a fire?

Homer: The smoke will wake us up.

(Homer og Bart har begynt på en katolsk privatskole og er i ferd med å konvertere til katolisismen)

Ned: We have to stop them now! Once they've sealed the deal, there's no turning back - just like the jews with their snippety-snip!

Endret 11. juli 2005 av Lokaltog

[Canute]

Familien prøver å spare penger:

bart: And i'll take up smoking and quit again.

Homer: Good for you son, have a dollar.

Lisa: but dad, he didn't do anything.

Homer: Didn't he Lisa, didn't he?

[JeffK]

Homer etter å ha sluttet med medisinsk marijuana:

"Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds"

[Paull]

Fra 2F31:

Marge:  Now I know you haven’t liked some of my past suggestions, like switching to the metric system.

Grampa:  The metric system is the tool of the devil!  My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I likes it!

[bror_bror]

Vet ikke om den er postet før ,men, men :"Quick ,operator gimme` the number for 911!"

 

[Mattlakk]

haha, bror_bror! Den så jeg nettop

 

Ringer opplysningen og spør etter nummeret til 911

[jorgis]

Homer tenner julebelysningen av huset, og det er bare to-tre pærer som lyser, samtidig som julenissen på taket faller ned.

"It's craptacular."

 

Endret 8. august 2005 av jorgis

[Iversen99]

Her kommer et genialt sitat:

 

 

Er ikke 100% sikker på historien bak men hvis jeg ikke husker feil så har politiet tatt en skurk..

 

Bart: Take him away , boys?

 

Wiggum: Hey I"m the chief here! Bake "em away toys

 

Lou: What do you say chief?

 

Wiggum: Do what the kid said

:!:

[akristina92]

Kanskje ikke fra The Simpsons eller lignende, men alikevel bra! :!:

 

"This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!" - Duke Nukem

[Inaktiv bruker 2]

Chief Wiggum er personen untatt Homer som sier det mest geniale IMO Alle scenene med han er GENIALE!

[Greysoul]

fbi kjerring: "this is a simple lie detector, it can tell if you are telling us the truth or not.

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

homer: "YES"

så sprenger løgndetektoren

[Pels]

fbi kjerring: "this is a simple lie detector, it can tell if you are telling us the truth or not.

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

homer: "YES"

så sprenger løgndetektoren

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Simpsons 6x15 - Homie The Clown

 

Homer: Heeey, what are all these holes ?

Car Seller: These are speedholes, they make the car go faster.

Homer: Oh yeeees, speedholes !

 

^^

[JeffK]

fbi kjerring: "this is a simple lie detector, it can tell if you are telling us the truth or not.

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

homer: "YES"

så sprenger løgndetektoren

5685761[/snapback]

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Simpsons 6x15 - Homie The Clown

 

Homer: Heeey, what are all these holes ?

Car Seller: These are speedholes, they make the car go faster.

Homer: Oh yeeees, speedholes !

 

^^

5686355[/snapback]

Senere lager han jo speedholes i sin egen bil.

[Bruker-33331]

fbi kjerring: "this is a simple lie detector, it can tell if you are telling us the truth or not.

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

homer: "YES"

så sprenger løgndetektoren

5685761[/snapback]

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Simpsons 6x15 - Homie The Clown

 

Homer: Heeey, what are all these holes ?

Car Seller: These are speedholes, they make the car go faster.

Homer: Oh yeeees, speedholes !

 

^^

5686355[/snapback]

Genial episode.

 

*sette på Simpsons 6x15 - Homie The Clown*

[IBalic]

Favoritten:

 

Homer sitter og sover i en begravelse:

"Marge, change channel"

[Ol'H]

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

 

[Gunfreak]

fra episoden der de skal lage radioactive man filmen i springfield.

og milhouse skal redde Rainer Wolfcastle fra en bølge med syre, men milhouse kommer ikke. og syren raser med wolfcastle og han tar på seg verne briller, og når syren treffer sier han dette.

 

Thz goggles, thay do nothing

[Midnight_walker]

What a margelicious way to start a flanderific day