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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut.

 

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

 

Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

 

Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.

 

Sideshow Bob has no decency.  He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

 

Bart: Take him away, boys.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.

Lou: What was that, chief?

Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says

 

her er det noen flere

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My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. ]My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

Homer no function beer well without.

 

 

Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.

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Rev. Lovejoy: And now, please rise for our opening hymn "In The Garden Of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly.

(Mens sangen spiller:)

Rev. Lovejoy: Wait a minute... this sounds like rock and/or roll.

 

Grampa: Welcome home, son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail. What's wrong with your wife?

Homer: Never mind, you wouldn't understand.

Grampa: Flu?

Homer: No.

Grampa: Protein deficiency?

Homer: No.

Grampa: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Homer: No.

Grampa: Unsatisfying sex life?

Homer: N - yes. But please, don't you say that word.

Grampa: What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex.

 

(Lisa kveler Bart)

Homer: Lisa, no. Your hands are too weak.

(Homer begynner å kvele Bart istedenfor)

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