Geniale sitat o.l fra The Simpsons!

[SGE7000]

Hei!

 

Tenkte å lage en tråd hvor alle morsomme sitat/utdrag fra The Simpsons kan skrives inn.

For å gjøre det mer oversiktlig, foreslår jeg at alle poster må inneholde et sitat e.l, så tråden ikke blir på 20 sider, og bare 3 av de er sitater.

Foretrekker også at dere skriver inn både sesong og episode + navn, hvis mulig

 

Begynner med to ganske morsomme - begge fra Sesong 16 (den nyeste) - Episode 6 (Midnight Rx)

 

Sitat Homer - I et flymuseum

Wow! A wooden plane. It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks

 

Sitat -Lisa og mann som jobber for medisin-kjede

-Drugs aren't so expensive in other countries.

In other countries families also lie on the floor and eat bugs

-What countries are those?

You ever been to Norway?

-No

Well they do it in Norway

Endret 19. februar 2005 av SGE7000

[CNesset]

Sitat Homer i ca. hver episode: Why, you little....

[Dynejonas]

Homer: Hey opperator? what's the number for 911?

[Dragon Hunter]

Homer: "I'm a white male, age: 18 to 49. So everybody listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!". Dette utsagnet kom han med da Lisa sa at ingen hørte på barn, og da faren til Homer sa at ingen hørte på gamle. Det verste er at det Homer sa er sant...

 

I en annen episode:

 

Lisa: If i win, i'll get at brand new protractor (gradeskive).

Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm

Endret 19. februar 2005 av superseven

[Laman]

Hmm...hadde en side med dritmange sitater fra Homer her for en stund siden.

 

*lete og grave*

 

Jepp! Her fant jeg! Homer Simpson's words of wisdom.

 

Enjoy!

[Frohman]

Homer simpson: To start press any key, ahh, were's the any key! klassiker

For ikke å glemme woohoo , og d'oh !

[monzilla]

og når han henter et glass, sitter det i cd-rommen, trykker på TAB og forventer å få TAB i glasset

[Homme]

lisa, there comes a time in every mans life when he has to blow up his daughers room. (or something like that)

[Midnight_walker]

Just because I don't care, doesnt mean I don't understand

 

 

DOH...

 

 

Eat my shorts

Endret 20. februar 2005 av midnight_walker

[Sovietpig]

If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

[Midnight_walker]

I can see the light, it's burning...!

 

 

Destroy the evil one...Zapp!!... Not me!!

[audiomur]

Mine favoritter

-Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.

 

-I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, Šµhe Bus That couldn't Slow Down.

 

-All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer

 

-Internet! Is that thing still around?

[JeffK]

I am so smart!

I am so smart!

S-M-R-T

No, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

 

Marge: I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.

Bart: Sh! TV.

Homer: Man fall down. Fun-ny.

Family:[grunt]

Endret 23. februar 2005 av JeffK

[Neptun_]

Bart : We were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.

Homer : He he. You don’t have a son.

 

 

:!:

[AndyG]

Please pay for your purchases and GET OUT, and come again!

[j--]

simpsons-plakatene mine

 

 

[SGE7000]

I am so smart!

I am so smart!

S-M-R-T

No, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

så genialt :!:

 

Her er forresten den siden du linket til , men med så og si alle sitat av homer du kan forestille deg

[Vo0do0]

English side all ruined... Must use french side... Le Grill! What the hell is that!?

Homer når han skal sette opp en "gjør det selv grill"

 

Samme episode.

Mmmmm... Hippo

[Laman]

I am so smart!

I am so smart!

S-M-R-T

No, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

så genialt :!:

 

Her er forresten den siden du linket til , men med så og si alle sitat av homer du kan forestille deg

AHah!

Tusen takk for den linken!

 

Hello! My name is Mr. Burns. I Believe you have a letter for me.

Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

I don't know.

 

Så genialt!

[Den Polse]

I think I brained my damage.