The AOLer Translator

[Πεισιθάνατος]

HTP/SSHOTARUHOMESTEADCOM/FIELS/AOLERTRANSLA2RHTML!1!!!1!! WTF LOL

 

Her kan dere få hva som helst oversatt til pro-gamersk

Endret 18. februar 2005 av KaYcH

[riktig]

Tusen takk for at du minte meg på den der. Jeg har tenkt på den til tider. Glimrende :!:

[Kimius]

bare for gøy skrev jeg inn:

 

what the f*ck?

 

svaret ble:

 

WTF????!??? OMG WTF LOL

 

 

minn meg på å aldri få aol...

[flodhest]

KJEMPE gøy!!

[.tomf]

KJEMPE gøy!!

Btw.

KJ3MP3 GØY!1111!!1!!!

[flodhest]

Ok.

 

[Neptun_]

Ok.

OK!!11!! OMG WTF LOL

[flodhest]

Hehe.

[Πεισιθάνατος]

Hehe, jeg tok en titt på den igjen, og fant ut noe ekstremt morsomt: prosatekster blir faktisk ekstremt morsomme.

 

For eksempel:

 

The southern hemisphere of Mars is predominantly ancient cratered highlands somewhat similar to the Moon. In contrast, most of the northern hemisphere consists of plains which are much younger, lower in elevation and have a much more complex history. An abrupt elevation change of several kilometers seems to occur at the boundary. The reasons for this global dichotomy and abrupt boundary are unknown (some speculate that they are due to a very large impact shortly after Mars' accretion). Mars Global Surveyor has produced a nice 3D map of Mars that clearly shows these features.

 

... blir til...

 

TEH SOUTHARN H3MISPH3RE OF MARS IS PR3DOMINANTLY ANCEINT CR8RED HIGHLANDS WUT SIMILAR 2 DA MON!!!1!! OMG LOL IN CONTRAST MOST OF DA NORTH3RN HEMISPHERE CONSISTS OF PLANES WHICH R MUCH U LOWER IN EL3VATION AND HAEV A MUCH MORE COMPLAX HIS2RY!!!1 LOL AN ABRUPT EL3VATION CHANG3 OF SAVERAL KILOMETARS SEMS 2 OCUR AT TEH BOUNDARY11!!!! OMG TEH REASONS FOR THIS GLOBAL MAH AND ABRUPT BOUNDARY R UNKNOWN (SOMA SPECULAET TAHT THAY R DU3 2 A VERY LARG3 IMPACT SHORTLY AFTER MARS ACRETION)11!1111 OMG LOL MARS GLOBAL SURV3YOR HAS PRODUC3D A NIEC 3D MAP OF MARS TAHT CLEARLY SHOWS THASE FEATUR3S1!!1 OMG WTF

 

Dere kan jo prøve å se hva den sier om Newtons tre lover, Arkimedes' lov eller Einsteins relativitetsteori...

[Laman]

HAHA!111 OMG WTF LOL 3XTR3MELY FUNY111!! LOL

[Laman]

Haha! Alt blir jo morsomt her!

 

 

 

Directions

pre-bake bottom pie crust for 10 min at 375.

 

prepare sauce: in small saucepan, melt butter. sprinkle w/flour and cook for abt. 3 minuntes, stirring constatnly. add the milk all at one time and continue to cook and stir until thickented. set aside.

 

in large frypan cook bacon over medium heat until crisp. remove the bacon and drain. reserve 2 T bacon fat. brown the chix quickly. remove and set aside.

 

saute carrots for 3 min, add onions, mushrooms, celery and potatoes; saute for several minutes. add garlic, parsley, oregano, salt and pepper. stir to mix well.

 

combine white sauce , bacon, chix, and veggies. pour into prebaked pie shell. top with other pie shell, crimp edges and cut steam vents on top.

 

bake in a preheated 375 oven for 45 min or until golden brown. allow to sit 10 min before cutting.

 

Oversatt :

 

DIERCTIONS

PR3-BAEK BOTOM PEI CRUST FOR 10 MIN AT R!!1!1!11 WTF SAUC3 IN SMAL SAUCAPAN M3LT BUT3R!1!1! WTF LOL SPRINKL3 W/FLOUR AND COK FOR ABT!11! OMG WTF 3 MINUNTES STIRNG CONSTATNLY1!11!1 WTF AD DA MILK AL AT ONE TIEM AND CONTINU3 2 COK AND STIR UNTIL THIKENTED1111!1 WTF S3T ASIED

IN1!!1! OMG LOL LARGE FRYPAN COK BACON OVER MEDIUM HAAT UNTIL CRISP1!!! OMG R3MOVE DA BACON AND DRANE11!! WTF LOL R3SERV3 2 T BACON FAT!1!1! OMG WTF BROWN DA CHIX QUIKLY1111!1 OMG WTF R3MOVE AND S3T ASIED

SAUTE1!111!1! OMG CAROTS FOR 3 MIN AD ONIONS MUSHROMS CELARY AND POTA2ES SAUTA FOR S3VERAL MINUTES!!!!!!! LOL AD GARLIC PARSLAY ORAGANO SALT AND PAPER!!11!!!! OMG WTF STIR 2 MIX WAL

COMBIEN!1!!1 OMG WTF WHIET SAUCE BACON CHIX AND VAGEIS!111111 WTF POUR IN2 PRABAEKD PEI SH3L1!!1 WTF 2P WIT OTH3R PEI SHAL CRIMP EDGES AND CUT STEM V3NTS ON 2P

BAEK!1!1 WTF LOL IN A PRAHEAETD 375 OVEN FOR 45 MIN OR UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN1!!11!!! LOL ALOW 2 SIT 10 MIN BFORE CUTNG!!!1 OMG WTF LOL :!: :!: :!:

[JR Ewing]

for noe tull!

 

=

 

FOR NOE TUL

1!!11111 OMG

 

:!:

[paroa]

Haha! Alt blir jo morsomt her!

HAHA11!1!1! OMG WTF ALT BLIR JO MORSOMT HAR1!!111! OMG WTF

[TLZ]

I THINK THIS POST BLONGS IN DA HUMOR CAETGORY!1!!11! OMG BUT IT WAS A LITLA FUNY ESPECIALY CONSIEDRNG TAHT THEYRE ACTUALY AXISTS PAOPL3 WHO WRIETS LIEK THIS!!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL HAHA!111!1 OMG WTF LOL DONT U THINK SO??????? OMG WTF

[Πεισιθάνατος]

*Oppskrift*

Haha, genialt!

 

@TLZ: JA DET 3R JO EGENTLIG GANSKE MORSOMT M3N JEG FANT UT AT LENGRA TEKST3R BLE MORSOM3 FØRST ETER AT JAG LAGDE TRÅDEN!!!!!!1 OMG JEG HAR EN P3RSON SOM SKRIEVR LIT SÅN SOM D3TE PÅ MSN BTW11!1!!!1 OMG WTF

[SkyMarshall Arts]

I WANT U 2 TAEK THIS THANG H3RE AND RM IT UP UR OWN AS1!1!!1!1 OMG LOL

[Πεισιθάνατος]

Haha, jeg bare måtte:

 

Sirenia -> Voices Within:

 

Darkness drapes my weary eyes

drape the void that grows inside

And I can’t take this veil away

I can’t find the strength

I tried to shield my scenery

tried to set my mind free

This life has brought me to my knees

Devastation unleashed

 

Whispers...calling on the wind

Like voices calling from deep within

Shivers...all down your spine

I’m the void that rides your aching mind

 

Nightfall seems to come my way

and it seems as if to stay

A shadow haunts me from the past

Will it forever last?

A voice is calling in the wind

yon the horizons, and from within

I deem the thought, shall I abide

these ghastly wispers inside?

 

Whispers...called you on the wind

Like voices called you from deep within

Wither...wane adown the line

I’m the void that rode your aching mind...

 

***************

 

DARKNES DRAEPS MAH WAARY 3YES

DRAEP DA VOID TAHT GROWS INSIED

AND I CAN’T TAEK THIS VEIL AWAY

I CAN’T FIND TEH STRENGTH

I TREID 2 SHEILD MAH SCAN3RY

TREID 2 S3T MAH MIND FRE

THIS LIEF HAS BROUGHT ME 2 MAH KNES

DAVASTATION UNL3ASHED

 

WHISPERS.CALNG1!!11!111!1!!1! OMG WTF ON DA WIND

LIEK VOIECS CALNG FROM DEP WITHIN

SHIEVRS.AL!1!!11!!11!! WTF LOL DOWN UR SPIEN

I’M TEH VOID TAHT RIEDS UR ACHNG MIND

 

NIGHTFAL SEMS 2 COMA MAH WAY

AND IT SEMS AS IF 2 STAY

A SHADOW HAUNTS ME FROM DA PAST

WIL IT FOR3VER LAST

A??!!?!?!? LOL VOIEC IS CALNG IN TEH WIND

YON TEH HORIZONS AND FROM WITHIN

I DEM TEH THOUGHT SHAL I ABIED

THES3 GHASTLY WISPARS INSIED

 

WHISP3RS.CALAD?!!!?? OMG WTF LOL U ON DA WIND

LIEK VOIECS CALAD U FROM DEP WITHIN

WITH3R.WAEN!11!1!1!11!1 WTF ADOWN TEH LIEN

I’M DA VOID TAHT RODE UR ACHNG MIND.1!1!!!11!!11!11!!!!! OMG

[danilovic]

HAHA JAG L3VERT3 2 VERSJONER AV ENG3LSKOPGAVA MI!1!!1 OMG WTF --D

[janfredrik]

Gwen Stefani - What you waiting for

 

What you waiting

What you waiting

What you waiting

What you waiting

What you waiting for!?

 

WUT U WUT U WUT U WUT U WUT U WATENG FOR?11!11!1!?!!??!? LOL

[danilovic]

Kildekoden:

 

 

FUNCTION TRANSLAETT3XT(TEXT)

{

 

/ CHANGA IT AL 2 UPERCAES

 

TEXT = TEXT2UPARCAES()

 

11!111 / SPLIT DA STRNG IN2 AN ARAY

 

VAR TEXTARAY = TAXTSPLIT(1111 WTF LOL )

 

/ CR3AET OUTPUT AND LENGTH VARIABLES

 

VAR OUTPUT = "

VAR ARAYLENGTH = TAXTARAYLENGTH

!!!1! LOL VAR WORDLANGTH

 

/ START LOP WHICH TRANSLAETS WUT WRITAN

 

FOR (VAR I = 0 I < ARAYL3NGTH I+)

{

 

/ CR3AET VARIABLE FOR HOW LONG DA CURANT WORD IS

 

WORDLANGTH = TAXTARAYL3NGTH

 

!!1! LOL / TEST IF TEH WORD IS ANY SP3CIAL WORDS IF SO CHANG3 IT 2 ASOCIAETD MISPALNG/ABRAVIATION

 

IF UR!1!!1! OMG WTF =!!1! WTF LOL -1 | UR!11!!1 WTF =!!!1!!1! WTF -1)

OUTPUT += UR

3LSE IF U1!!1! WTF =1!1!11 OMG LOL -1)

OUTPUT += U

ELS3 IF (TAXTARAY + + WT =1!!!1 -1)

{

 

OUTPUT += WT

 

IF (T3XTARAY[i+2]IND3XOF(FUK)!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL =11!!!1! OMG WTF -1) & T3XTARAY[i+2]CHARAT(TAXTARAY[i+2]IND3XOF(FUK)1!!! WTF LOL + 4) =!!!!!!1! WTF I)

{

 

/ IF PHRAES IS WTF WRIET F

 

OUTPUT += F

I+

 

} / AND IF

ELS3 IF (T3XTARAY[i+2]INDEXOF(HEL)11!11 WTF LOL =11!1!1 WTF LOL -1 | T3XTARAY[i+2]INDAXOF(H3K)!11! LOL =!!!1 LOL -1)

{

 

/ IF PHRAES IS WTH WRIET H

 

OUTPUT += H

I+

 

} / 3ND IF

 

I+

 

} / 3ND IF

ELSA IF WUT11!! OMG LOL =11!11! OMG WTF -1)

OUTPUT += WUT

ELSE IF (TAXTARAYINDEXOF(AER)!!!! OMG =1!!!1 LOL -1 & TEXTARAYIND3XOF(AER)1!!!11! LOL + 3 = WORDLANGTH)

OUTPUT += R

ELSA IF Y1!!!1 WTF =1!11!!!! OMG WTF LOL -1)

OUTPUT += Y

ALSE IF (T3XTARAY + + T3XTARAY[i+1] + + BRB =1!!! -1)

{

 

OUTPUT += BRB

I += 2

 

} / END IF

ELSA IF B/C!!1!!1! =!!!!!1!1 LOL -1)

OUTPUT += B/C

ELS3 IF (TEXTARAY + + TEXTARAY[i+1] + + OMG =!1!111 OMG WTF -1)

{

 

OUTPUT += OMG

I += 2

 

} / AND IF

ALSA IF O!!!!! =11!!1 LOL -1)

OUTPUT += O

3LSA IF (TEXTARAYIND3XOF(THA)!!!111 OMG LOL =!!11!1! OMG WTF LOL -1 & TEXTARAYINDEXOF(THE)111!! WTF + 3 = WORDLENGTH)

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()1!!1!1! WTF LOL * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT += T3H

ALSA

OUTPUT += DA

3LSE IF (TEXTARAYINDAXOF(MY)!11!!! OMG =1!11111 OMG WTF LOL -1 & T3XTARAYIND3XOF(MY)1!1!11 OMG + 2 = WORDLENGTH)

OUTPUT += MAH

ELSA IF (TAXTARAYINDEXOF(NEW)!1!111!! OMG WTF LOL =11111 OMG WTF -1 & TEXTARAYINDAXOF(NEW)!1!1!11 OMG WTF + 3 = WORDLANGTH)

OUTPUT += NU

ELSE IF (TAXTARAYINDAXOF(WITH)11!11! OMG LOL =11!!! WTF -1 & T3XTARAYINDEXOF(WITH)!1!11 OMG WTF LOL + 4 = WORDL3NGTH)

OUTPUT += WIT

3LSA IF RILLY!1!!!!! LOL =11!111 -1)

OUTPUT += RILY

ELSA IF PLZ1!111!! OMG WTF LOL =!111!! OMG WTF LOL -1)

OUTPUT += PLZ

ELS3 IF THX1!!! OMG WTF =!!11! OMG LOL -1)

OUTPUT += THX

ELS3 IF THEYRE!!!!! OMG LOL =!!1!1! WTF LOL -1)

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()111!! OMG LOL * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT += THEYRE ELS3

OUTPUT += THEYRE

ELSE IF THEYRE!!1!! WTF LOL =1111!11 LOL -1)

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!11! OMG LOL * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT += THEYRE ELSE

OUTPUT += THEYRE

3LSE IF THERE11!!1 OMG =11!!1 WTF LOL -1)

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!1!1!111 WTF * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT += THEIR ELSE

OUTPUT += THERE ELSE IF (T3XTARAYINDEXOF(OK)1!11! =11111!1! -1 & TEXTARAYINDEXOF(OK)!!!111! OMG + 2 = WORDL3NGTH & T3XTARAYINDEXOF(OK)!1!1!11! OMG WTF = 0)

OUTPUT += K

3LSE IF (T3XTARAYIND3XOF(OKAY)1!!11!1 =1!!!! LOL -1 & T3XTARAYINDAXOF(OKAY)!1!1 WTF + 4 = WORDL3NGTH)

OUTPUT += K

ELS3 IF LIBERRY!!1!11 WTF =11!1 OMG WTF LOL -1)

OUTPUT += LIEBRY

3LS3

{

 

/ IF DA WORD IS NONE OF THOSE THNGS CHEK 2 SE IF INDIVIDUAL LATERS R SPECIAL LETERS

 

FOR (VAR J = 0 J < WORDL3NGTH J+)

{

 

/ DALET3 DOUBLA-LATARS AOL3RS AERNT TAHT CAPABL3 OF SPELNG

 

IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J)111!!11 WTF LOL = TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)

!1!1!111 OMG WTF LOL {

 

OUTPUT += T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)

 

1!11 LOL J+

 

} / END IF

 

/ CHANGE B 2 B

 

ELS3 IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J)1!111!1 LOL = B)

{

 

OUTPUT += B

 

IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+1)!11!! LOL = E)

J+

 

} / END IF

 

/ CHANG3 K 2 SIMPLY K

 

ELSE IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)111!1 WTF LOL = C)

IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)1!!1 OMG WTF = K)

{

 

OUTPUT += K

J+

 

} / 3ND IF

3LSA

OUTPUT += C

 

/ RANDOMLY CHANGE ES 2 3S

 

3LSE IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)!111 OMG WTF LOL = E)

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()11!11!1 OMG * 10) % 3 = 2)

OUTPUT += 3

3LSE IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!!!1!1 OMG * 10) % 3 = 1)

OUTPUT += A

ALS3

OUTPUT += E

 

/ DO STUF WIT IS

 

3LS3 IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)1!11!!1 WTF = I)

{

 

/ IF THEYRE AN -NG WORD CHANG3 IT 2 -NG

 

IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+1)11!! OMG WTF + T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+2)!!!1!1! = NG)

{

 

OUTPUT += NG

J+= 2

 

} / END IF

 

/ IF THEIR IS AN IE- WORD SUCH AS LIEK PUT DA E IN FRONT OF TEH THIRD LET3R 2 MAEK IT LEIK

 

ELSE IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+2)1!!1!1 OMG WTF = E)

{

 

OUTPUT += EI + TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)

!!!1 J+= 2

 

} / 3ND IF

 

/ IF A WORD HAS EI IN IT CHANG3 IT 2 3I

 

ELSA IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)1111 OMG WTF = E)

{

 

OUTPUT += EI

J+

 

} / AND IF

 

/ CHANG3 IMM GONG OR IM GONG 2 IMA

 

ALS3 IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)1!1! OMG LOL + TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+2)1!11!11 OMG = M & J + 3 = WORDLENGTH)

{

 

IF (TEXTARAY[i+1] + + T3XTARAY[i+2] = GONG 2)

{

 

OUTPUT += IMA

I += 2

J += 2

 

} / END IF

ELSA

OUTPUT += IM

 

} / 3ND IF

ELSE IF (TAXTARAY[i+1] = M)

IF (T3XTARAY[i+2] + + T3XTARAY[i+3] = GONG 2)

{

 

OUTPUT += IMA

I += 3

 

} / 3ND IF

ALSE

{

 

OUTPUT += IM

I+

 

} / AND ELS3

ALSA

OUTPUT += I

 

} / END IF

 

/ CHANG3 M 2 M

 

3LSE IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J)!111!111 OMG WTF = A)

IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)11!11 = M)

{

 

OUTPUT += M

J+

 

} / END IF

ELSA IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+1)11!! + T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+2)!1!!! = LK)

{

 

OUTPUT += OK

J += 2

 

} / 3ND IF

3LSA IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+1)!1!!1!11 OMG = I)

{

 

OUTPUT += A + TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+2)1!111 LOL + E

J += 2

 

} / END IF

ALSE IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)!11!1! OMG LOL + T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+2)!!111111 + TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+3)1111 OMG WTF LOL = T3R)

{

 

OUTPUT += 8R

J += 3

 

} / END IF

ELSE IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+2)1!111 OMG WTF LOL = A)

{

 

OUTPUT += AE + T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+1)

1!11! WTF LOL J += 2

 

} / 3ND IF

ALS3

OUTPUT += A

 

3LSE IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J)1!!!1 OMG LOL = S)

 

/ RAPLAEC SKOOL WIT SKOL

 

IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)!111!!!! OMG + TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+2)!1111 OMG + TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+3)11!11! WTF LOL + T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+4)1!1!!1!! OMG + TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+5)!!!!!!1! OMG LOL = CHOL)

{

 

OUTPUT += SKOL

J += 5

 

} / 3ND IF

 

/ RAPLAEC SE U OR SE YA WIT CYA

 

ELSE IF (T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+1)1!!!1!! WTF + TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+2)1!1!!11! LOL + + TEXTARAYCHARAT(0)1!1! OMG WTF LOL + T3XTARAYCHARAT(1)111!11! OMG LOL + TEXTARAYCHARAT(2)1!1!1!! WTF LOL = SE U {

 

OUTPUT += CYA

J += 5

 

} / END IF

3LS3 IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)!!1!! LOL + TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+2)!111 OMG WTF + + TEXTARAYCHARAT(0)!!1! OMG WTF LOL + T3XTARAYCHARAT(1)!!!1!!1 = SE YA)

{

 

OUTPUT += CYA

J += 5

 

} / END IF

ELSA

OUTPUT += S

3LS3 IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J)1!!1!!1 WTF = O)

{

 

/ TEST 2 SE IF ITS A DOUBL3-O WORD OR AN U WORD IF SO REPLAEC LET3RS WIT A U

 

IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)!!1!!!!1 WTF LOL = O)

{

 

OUTPUT += U

J+

 

} / END IF

ELS3 IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)11!1 LOL = U & TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+2)!1!!1 = L)

{

 

OUTPUT += U

J += 2

 

} / END IF

ELSE

OUTPUT += O

 

} / END IF

 

/ R3PLAEC 2 OR 2 WIT 2

 

ELSA IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(J)!11!11 OMG LOL = T)

{

 

IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)!!11! OMG WTF = O)

{

 

OUTPUT += 2

 

IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+2)11!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL = O)

{

 

J += 2

 

} / 3ND IF

3LSE

{

 

J+

 

} / END ELSE

 

} / AND IF

3LS3 IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(J+1)11!!!! OMG LOL + T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+2)111!!1! WTF LOL + T3XTARAYCHARAT(J+3)1111 WTF LOL = HAT)

{

 

OUTPUT += TAHT

 

J += 3

 

} / 3ND IF

ELSE

OUTPUT += T

 

} / AND IF

 

/ IF LAT3R IS NOT SP3CIAL AND IS NOT PUNCTUATION SIMPLY OUTPUT DA LAT3R

 

ELSE IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(J)!!!111 WTF =11!111 WTF 1111!! OMG & T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)!!1!!!1 WTF LOL =!!!! WTF !11!!!1 WTF & TEXTARAYCHARAT(J)!111! OMG LOL =11!!1! OMG ???!?? OMG WTF & T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)!!1!1! =1!11! & T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)11!1 =1!111!! OMG LOL & T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)!11111!1 OMG WTF LOL =!1!11! OMG & T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)!!!! WTF LOL =1!1!111 LOL & TAXTARAYCHARAT(J)11!!! =!1!1 OMG WTF \" & TAXTARAYCHARAT(J)!1!1! LOL =1!!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL & T3XTARAYCHARAT(J)1!11 OMG =!1!111 OMG WTF LOL )

OUTPUT += TAXTARAYCHARAT(J)

 

1!!1!1! OMG LOL } / END FOR

 

} / 3ND 3LS3

 

/ R3PLAEC END PUNCTUATION WIT MOR3 AOL3R STYLE PUNCTUATION

 

IF (TAXTARAYIND3XOF()!!1!1! =1!1111 OMG WTF LOL -1 | TEXTARAYINDAXOF()!!!! OMG =1!!11!! -1 | TAXTARAYIND3XOF()?!111! OMG =11!1! OMG -1)

{

 

/ CREAET A LOP VARIABLA

 

VAR PLAECINWORD

 

/ FIND OUT WHICH CHARACT3R COMES FIRST

 

IF (TAXTARAYINDAXOF()!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL =111!!!! OMG -1)

VAR FIRSTCHARACT3R =

1!!!!!1! OMG ELS3 IF (TAXTARAYINDEXOF()111!! WTF LOL =11!111 OMG WTF -1)

VAR FIRSTCHARACTER =

!!1! OMG WTF 3LS3 IF (TEXTARAYINDEXOF()?1!1!1!! OMG LOL =!!!1!1 OMG LOL -1)

VAR FIRSTCHARACTER =

 

??!??!?!! OMG LOL IF (TEXTARAYIND3XOF()!1!11 LOL < T3XTARAYINDEXOF(FIRSTCHARACTER)1!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL & T3XTARAYINDEXOF()!!1!1!1! WTF =11111!11 OMG WTF -1)

FIRSTCHARACTAR =

 

!1!1!!! IF (T3XTARAYINDAXOF()?111!!11 WTF LOL < TEXTARAYINDAXOF(FIRSTCHARACTER)!1111!11 LOL & TEXTARAYINDAXOF()?!!!!1! OMG LOL =!!1!! OMG -1)

FIRSTCHARACTAR =

 

???!?! OMG WTF LOL / S3T WHERE 2 START IN TEH WORD

 

PLAECINWORD = T3XTARAYIND3XOF(FIRSTCHARACTAR)

 

11111!1 / IF THEYRE IS A QU3STION MARK.

 

!111!!!!!!1!!!!1 OMG IF (TEXTARAYINDAXOF()?!!!1! LOL =111!1!!! WTF -1)

{

 

/ .3NSUR3!!1!11!11!!111!1!11 OMG WTF THEIR IS AT LAAST ON3 QUESTION MARK IN TEH OUTPUT

 

OUTPUT +=

 

?!!?? WTF } / AND IF

 

FOR ( TAXTARAYCHARAT(PLAECINWORD)1!1!1!!1 OMG WTF = 11111!11 OMG WTF | T3XTARAYCHARAT(PLAECINWORD)!1!!!1!1 WTF LOL = 11111!! OMG WTF LOL | TEXTARAYCHARAT(PLAECINWORD)!11!1 WTF LOL = ?!??? WTF PLAECINWORD+)

{

 

IF (TEXTARAYCHARAT(PLAECINWORD)!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL = 1!!1!! OMG | TAXTARAYCHARAT(PLAECINWORD)!1!!1 WTF LOL = )

!!!11 WTF LOL {

 

/ OUTPUT A RANDOM MOUNT OF AXCLMATION MARKS AND 1S

 

FOR (VAR K = (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!!1!1 OMG LOL * 10) % 5) + 4 K > 0 K-)

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!1!!11 OMG WTF * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT +=

!1!!111 LOL ALS3

OUTPUT += 1

 

} / AND IF

3LS3 IF (TAXTARAYCHARAT(PLAECINWORD)11!1! OMG LOL = )

??!!?!?!! OMG {

 

/ OUTPUT A RANDOM MOUNT OF QUESTION MARKS AND EXCLMATION MARKS

 

FOR (VAR K = (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()1!!11!!! OMG LOL * 10) % 5) + 4 K > 0 K-)

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()11!1111 OMG LOL * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT +=

????!!?? OMG WTF LOL 3LSE

OUTPUT +=

 

11!!!1!! WTF } / AND ALSE

 

} / END FOR

 

/ RANDOMLY PRINT ANY COMBINATION OF TEH ABR3VIATIONS OMG WTF AND LOL AT DA AND OF SENT3NC3S

 

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()11!!111! OMG * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT += OMG

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()1!1! LOL * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT += WTF

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()11!!!!1 OMG WTF * 10) % 2)

OUTPUT += LOL

 

} / END IF

 

/ PUT A SPAEC BTWEN 3ACH WORD IF ITS NOT DA 3ND OF A S3NTANCA

 

IF (I =!1!1!!! OMG ARAYL3NGTH - 1 & T3XTARAY[i+1] =111!1!11 OMG ")

OUTPUT +=

 

} / END FOR

 

/ OUTPUT TEH RESULT 2 DA BOTOM BOX

 

DOCUM3NTTRANSLAETTRANSLAETDVALU31!!!1 OMG WTF = OUTPUT

 

} / 3ND TRANSLAETT3XT