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#1. Mark Hunt vs Ray Sefo

 

At the start of this match, Sefo and Hunt were trading shots like gentlemen. One would throw a punch, the other would throw a punch. One would throw a knee, the other would throw a knee. It just looked like a couple of fun guys smashing things together to see how close you have to be to a car to set off the airbag.

 

Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

 

In the second round, things got mean. Sefo and Hunt started throwing punches like they wanted to feast on the mana of the other's crushed remains. Hunt cracked punches off Sefo's forehead, and Sefo smiled and nodded. Sefo drove punches into Mark Hunt's chin; Mark Hunt screamed in his face! It looked like six bowling balls trying to play rugby. Then... in the middle of all that violence, love.

 

As Hunt moved forward, arms down, mouth screaming for more punches, Ray "Sugarfoot" Sefo had never been more flooded with love. He dropped his hands as well, leaned in, and kissed Mark Hunt on the cheek. Not in a taunting gay way; this is how two vikings might tell each other that it's time to die when there are too many charging skeletons. Mark Hunt was moved. He answered back with two punches to Sefo's face, but don't be mistaken -- this wasn't retaliation. This gesture was just as affectionate as the kiss and Sefo smiled, a wordless thanks for this generous gift of war. Then the two of them got back to unleashing Hell with their hands. This is the fight

Thor closes his eyes and thinks about when a Valkyrie is giving him a blowjob. This fight is what the Alamo uses as its Facebook picture.

 

Neither man managed to knock the other out, which baffles skull scientists to this day. At the end of the third round, the surviving judges declared Sefo the winner, but probably because Mark Hunt was more generous when it came to dropping his hands and blocking punches with war cries. There are people that search their entire lives for the kind of chemistry that Ray Sefo and Mark Hunt have with each other's fists and skulls. It's beautiful. And Cracked Readers, I ... you've earned this:

 

 

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Noen som kan anbefale en god nettbutikk for BJJ drakt? Link til en drakt ville også vært fint. :)

 

Omg New GI! huff.... e så masse å velge mellom.. cheak it saan!

 

What is the difference between Gi Weaves?

 

There are many different types of weave, and only a few of them are what can be called “standard”. The rest are proprietary weaves for a particular brand. With so many options out there and little literature explaining them, it can be hard to tell what you are buying.

When it comes down to selecting a Gi weave, there are two things you should be looking for. First is the actual weave which determines the durability of the gi. Second is the amount of material (or weight) used in the weave. Both attributes play into a gi’s thickness. They usually go hand-in-hand, but some weaves try to make thicker material without the weight.

Here is what you should consider when selecting a weave:

Lighter gis are great for training in the summer or hot weather climates

Thinner gis make it easy for your opponent to grab your gi and get a strong grip on it

Thicker gis make it harder for your opponent to grab

Thicker gis can be harder to maneuver in if it is not the right fit

If you are near your weight limit in competition, lighter gi’s maybe preferable

Thicker gis tend to be more durable.

With that said, here are the different Gi weaves explained:

 

Single Weave

The Single Weave Gi is the most basic weave. It is popular because it is light and cheap, due to the lesser amount of material used in the weave. Single weave gi’s are a good choice for those just starting Jiu Jitsu as you won’t need a big investment to get rolling (pun intended).

 

Double Weave

Take two single weaves and sew them together. Bam! You got yourself a double weave. Well, there is more to it than that, but double weaves essentially use twice the amount of material as their single weave counterparts. That gives you durability and thickness – thicker than any other gi weave out there. The downside is that they weigh a ton, and they cost a lot.

 

Gold Weave

The lovechild of the single weave and double weave. The gold weave is intended to take the best of both worlds – the durability and thickness of a double weave with the weight of a single weave. This makes it an especially popular choice for competition. Probably the best kind of gi weave you can get, but it will cost you some money.

 

Everything Else

We’ve all heard of many other types of weaves – “pearl weave”, “honey comb weave”, “platinum weave”, “ripstop weave” etc. These are proprietary to the different manufacturers and it is hard to tell where they stack up against the above weaves. In my research, I have found that they land somewhere in between a single weave and a gold weave. Think about it – with gold weaves being the best choice out there, a manufacturer would call it out if their gi was a gold weave.

The true challenge when trying to choose a gi weave is that a majority of gis fall into the “everything else” category, which means it is very hard to compare because they are non-standard. If you are running into this problem, a good place to compare Gis is BJJSports.com’s Jiu Jitsu Gi Buying Guide. BJJ Sports uses their own classification by evaluating each gi and putting them into one of five categories. This makes it a little easier to compare one gi versus another.

 

Såååååå når du har funne ut.. så må du finne farge... hold dæ bort fra hvit.. Hvit = Missfarge etter masse vask, flekker, Blod, Svette merker, osv osv..

Blå eller svart er tingen.

 

 

Bruk sherdog sine forums/Search engine når du skal søke etter gear.

Dette er det største gear forumet på nett der folk deler sine meninger.

 

http://meerkat69.blo...ould-i-buy.html

 

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Fuji, Break Point, Gameness, Vulkan, koral, Atama. merker som norge ikke har generellt xD always like that.

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Kimura Talent är Nordens största talangjakt för MMA-utövare, där målet är att hitta Sveriges nästa stora MMA-stjärna. Under sex intensiva veckor...

http://www.kimura.se...ent-2-avsnitt-1

http://www.kimura.se...ent-2-avsnitt-2

http://www.kimura.se...ent-2-avnsitt-3

Oh snap.

 

Avsnitt 1:

Kamp 1: Chin up, Hands Down xD Rockem Sockem Robots

 

Kamp 2: Boxer vs Wrestler

 

Kamp 3: En god Mix.

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Må si den nye ultimate fighter sesongen har startet bra. Virker som det er mye potensial i kara i år. :)

 

Hvilken er den nyeste? Så en som begynte her en dag, da satt Dana White, Cruz og Faber å prata mens folka sloss om hvem som skulle flytte inn i huset. Er det den nyeste sesongen?

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