Er dette verdens beste vits?

[golas]

En ekte amerikansk "norwegian"-vits

 

A man stumble up to the only other patron in a bar and ask if he could by him a drink.

"Vy sure," comes the reply.

The first man the asks "Vere ya from?"

"Norvay," replies the second man.

The first man responds, "Ya don't say, Im from Norvay too! Lets have anudder round to Norvay."

Curious, the first man the asks: "Vere in Norvay are ya from?"

"Bergen," comes the rply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Bergen too! LEts have anudder drink to old Bergen."

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "So. vere did you live?"

"On a boat, at da fishin docks," replies the second man.

"Dis is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I lived on a boat at da fishin docks, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's been going on?," he askes the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender.

"Ole and his brother Sven are getting drunk again."

[Kebab GUD]

den var jo ***** bra..

 

men noe så Uorginale navn da..

[ZerBox]

ahahahahahahah!

 

Den var jo bare helmaks!

 

Wohoooo! Digg vits!

[b-real]

L-o-L

 

Har hørt/lest den før. :

[Smirnoff]

Vel, jeg fikk liksom ikke latterkrampe her, men alle har jo forskjellig sans for humor.

[Mr.Hassan]

Hei!

Hørte ein vits på jobben i dag som mange lov av vitsen er som følger:

Veit dykk kva svensken sa etter at han hadde kjørt utanfor ferje kaia?

-Ikkje?

Vel han sa at han var ferje blind..

 

(Når svensker seier ferje så meiner dei farge).