True Story, Hustler, I Swear!

[guezz]

 

Dear Hustler,

 

I never thought I would be writing to you. I have enjoyed your letters for years as they have given me hope for my own sex life through their highly believable and incredibly true to life accounts of adventures.

 

I must admit I have been in a dry spell lately, which is confusing to me. I am 42, live at home with my Mom and have a part-time job running a vacuum truck that cleans out port-a-pottie's, so needless to say I have at least $200.00 at any given time just for mad money so partying isn't a problem!

 

I weigh in at a stocky 312 pounds which I have been told looks good packaged in my 5 foot 1 inch frame.

 

I spend half my time cruising the Star Trek conventions, which only serves to perplex me as to why the slight dry spell I mentioned. Had it not been for the adventure I am about to recount in August I would have been in the 32nd year of said dry spell.

 

At any rate my story begins one night when I ran into “Ms. X” at a local Trekkie dine and dance event. I guess I don't need to tell you just how wild these events can get! I first saw Ms. X having her picture taken with the cutout Spock and I was immediately impressed by her apparent 36 - 14 -36 figure and I knew I had to have me some.

 

Whipping the ever present sheen of sweat from my somewhat pimple covered forehead I moved in for the kill. I hadn't even said hello to this voluptuous woman before she practically threw her self into my arms.

 

I don't know if it was the plaid jacket or the brown cords my Mom had especially ironed for me but something about my jig was reaching this beauty on a whole animal type of level.

 

It wasn't long before we were sitting together near the simulated Holla-deck that she admitted to me her secret fetish for overweight, shy, cash poor, pimple covered men. Then when I told her I still live with my Mom I thought she was going to jump my bones right there and then!

 

Turns out Ms. X is a lingerie model who has just been awarded a huge modelling contract. Although she had worked in porn for years she saw this as an opportunity to make something of herself and that was why her and her 2 twin sisters were in town.

 

I must admit many men approached her as we sat and talked. Doctors, lawyers, a former Mr. Olympia and several male models (this type of crowd being pretty standard for a Star Trek convention of course) yet she turned them all away often whispering in my ear that none of them held a candle to the package I obviously had stuffed into my cords!

 

Well it wasn't long until the two of us retired back to her room, where upon, much to my surprise I found her two twin Sisters with whom she shared the room. Turns out her Sisters also had fetishes for guys from Start Trek conventions with no life, no self esteem and an overly dependent relationship with their Mothers!

 

In no time the place got rocking, we had John Denver blasting on the stereo and I don't mind admitting I had more than one “Near-Beer” that night! Soon things started to get crazy, we were all pretty wrecked from the .05% alcohol and than one thing led to another and soon I had all three of them at the same time.

 

Our tryst lasted at least 4 minutes, I have always prided myself on my stamina, and I know those three woman were spent.

 

At any rate Hustler trust me this is a completely true story and goes to show just how incredibly attracted woman are to us men who read your letters and believe every word to be original and accurate.

 

Love from,

 

"A Reader"

 

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Endret 21. januar 2005 av guezz

[Daniel]

Haha!

In fact, we can think of 101 places you might need a quick look at some tits, including, but not limited to, long car journeys with the folks, air travel (for those who want to join the solo mile high club), and, if you are a male teenager, wherever you happen to be at every single waking moment of the day. And sometimes when asleep.

Så sant, så sant.

Endret 22. januar 2005 av nerdVANNA