Metal, hvor passer du inn?

[Acrid]

>INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

Stryk mitt forrige innlegg her. DETTE er meg

[FJERNET111]

GRIND METAL:

 

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves...

 

 

Enda en som var glemt...

 

edit:

Tydeligvis en del folk som finner på etterhvert

 

12) NU METAL:

 

The protagonist arrives, an gets disturbed by the dragons appearance.

He fumbles and rolls around on the ground and whispers some nursery rhymes.

The dragon feels grief, but suddenly get killed by another protagonist that had a fucked up day.

The first one enters the princess' room and bitchslaps her,

because she was one of the ******* cunts that made his life miserable at highschool.

Then he shouts so often "****, ******* whore" until she begs for mercy.

then the two protagonists drink jack-Coke, eat pizza and f*ck all the maidens in the castle.

 

 

13) EPIC SYMPHONIC HOLLYWOOD METAL:

 

The protagonist arrives from the enchanted lands in a rain of a thousand flames.

Like a holy thunderforce he attaks the dragon, who puts up an epic fight.

But even the power of the dragonflame cannot harm the hero, and in the end he guts the beast with his emerald sword.

He brings the princess home to tell the legendary tale of his victory forever,

before leaving to **** his male comrades back home in the enchanted lands...

Endret 10. januar 2005 av SBS

[Algron]

Trash Metal:

The protagonist arrives, fight the dragon, saves the princess and fuck her......easy

 

[Erlendz]

Doom Metal:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat it, and then he gets depressed and commits suicide.. .The dragon eat his body, and the princess as well.. End of the sad story..

 

[Uin Viel]

Black Metal:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle, then sodomize the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.. Then he impales the unvirgen princess..

meg

Endret 10. januar 2005 av mads89

[Uin Viel]

Dobbelpost

Endret 10. januar 2005 av mads89

[Πεισιθάνατος]

Gammelt nytt! Hvorfor postet du ikke hele, btw?

Uansett... Death Metal ville nok være ganske meg...

[Bamse_]

Bare tilfeldig at jeg kom over den i ett annet forum, og tenkte at den ville passe inn her/noen kansje ville sette pris på den

 

For all del, bare fyll på med fler

[sixx]

må vel bli en blanding av Black, heavy og thrash jeg passer best med...

[Jonki]

Gore Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spread its guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.. Then he fucks again her dead body, slash her belly and eat her guts, then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burn the corpse and fuck it for the last time.

 

its something inside me

its, its coming OUT!

i feel like killing....

YOU!

 

[Midnight_walker]

>INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

Stryk mitt forrige innlegg her. DETTE er meg

Enig, så enig

[z1Ob]

Vet ikke om jeg passer under noen, men Death Metal er det det går mest i

[Veitafan]

Heavy Metal:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

 

Der har du meg

[Manx]

Må bli en av disse to...

 

 

Trash Metal:

The protagonist arrives, fight the dragon, saves the princess and fuck her......easy

 

Heavy Metal:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

[Seppe .]

Folk Metal:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments; the dragon fell asleep(by all the dancing) Then all leaves.. Without the princess..

 

[hylo]

Jeg passer under black metal.

[Deadringer]

Du passer bra ja?

? hva mener du med det ?

[Zethyr]

Power Metal:

 

Trash Metal:

 

Heavy Metal:

 

Folk Metal:

 

Death Metal:

 

Progressive Metal:

Ettersom dagshumøret svinger (og planeten venus' bane slingrer ), kunne jeg passe i noen av disse

[sixx]

Bare en rettskriving til alle sammen(nesten) det står trash metal. Det betyr søppel metall, men tHrash metall betyr knuse/ødelegge.

[Suppelars2k]

Trash betyr også søppel...