Metal, hvor passer du inn?

[Bamse_]

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here is the end of the story by the different metal heads:

 

Power Metal:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and make love with her in an enchanted forest

 

Trash Metal:

The protagonist arrives, fight the dragon, saves the princess and fuck her......easy

 

Heavy Metal:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

 

Folk Metal:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments; the dragon fell asleep(by all the dancing) Then all leaves.. Without the princess..

 

Viking Metal:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cook and eat it, rape the princess to death, robs the castle and burn the entire place before leaving..

 

Death Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves...

 

Black Metal:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle, then sodomize the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.. Then he impales the unvirgen princess..

 

Gore Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spread its guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.. Then he fucks again her dead body, slash her belly and eat her guts, then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burn the corpse and fuck it for the last time.

 

Doom Metal:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat it, and then he gets depressed and commits suicide.. .The dragon eat his body, and the princess as well.. End of the sad story..

 

Progressive Metal:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself of the boring act. The protagonist arrives to the princess´ bedroom, plays another solo with the technique´s and tunes learned in the last year of the conservatory.. The princess escape looking for the "Heavy Metal protagonist"

 

Glam Metal:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laugh of the guy´s appearance and let him enter.. He steals the princess´ make-up and try to paint the castle in a beautifull pink color...

[Suppelars2k]

Progressive Metal:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself of the boring act. The protagonist arrives to the princess´ bedroom, plays another solo with the technique´s and tunes learned in the last year of the conservatory.. The princess escape looking for the "Heavy Metal protagonist"

 

[TLZ]

Hihi! Genialt!

Thrash Metal her

[Bamse_]

Selv tror jeg at jeg passer inn under mange av dem, veit ikke om det er positivt jeg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gore Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spread its guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.. Then he fucks again her dead body, slash her belly and eat her guts, then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burn the corpse and fuck it for the last time.

[Bøb]

Doom Metal:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat it, and then he gets depressed and commits suicide.. .The dragon eat his body, and the princess as well.. End of the sad story..

 

That's me, baby!

[Acrid]

Tja, passer og passer...men min metal er:

 

Death Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves...

[Petrvs Romanvs]

Passer best inn her:

Trash Metal:

The protagonist arrives, fight the dragon, saves the princess and fuck her......easy

[The_Darkness]

Viking Metal:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cook and eat it, rape the princess to death, robs the castle and burn the entire place before leaving..

 

[Gjest Slettet-IBL5Pam9QB]

Heavy Metal:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

 

[Jan]

Gore Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spread its guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.. Then he fucks again her dead body, slash her belly and eat her guts, then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burn the corpse and fuck it for the last time.

Hadde det bare vært sånn

[Deadringer]

 

Heavy Metal:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

 

Viking Metal:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cook and eat it, rape the princess to death, robs the castle and burn the entire place before leaving..

 

Black Metal:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle, then sodomize the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.. Then he impales the unvirgen princess..

jeg passer bra under alle disse 3

veit ikke hvor positivt det er da

[Jan]

Du passer bra ja?

[Midnight_walker]

Haha... :!: :!:

 

Power metal vettø!! :!:

[Dorian Gray]

Gore metal, garantert! Ingenting er diggere enn en blanding av nekrofili og pyromani! Også litt guts, seff.

[LarsP]

Power Metal:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and make love with her in an enchanted forest

HAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAAHAHA!

 

Personlig så passer jeg under Black Metal-kategorien. Ooooh, sodomi!

[Jankee]

Innlegg som gjekk på anths sitt OT/Trolle-innlegg er blitt sletta slik at tråden forsatt er rein og fin.

 

Moderator Jankee

[FJERNET111]

Trash Metal:

The protagonist arrives, fight the dragon, saves the princess and fuck her......easy

 

eller

 

Death Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves...

 

Kommer annpå humøret

[JR Ewing]

Viking Metal:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cook and eat it, rape the princess to death, robs the castle and burn the entire place before leaving..

 

[zero_time]

Doom Metal:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat it, and then he gets depressed and commits suicide.. .The dragon eat his body, and the princess as well.. End of the sad story..

Havner vell der..

[TLZ]

har sett den før, du glemte denne:

 

>INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.