Nytt palestinsk datavirus

[PelsJakob]

A new computer virus has been detected that you may want to take precautions against.

 

This is the Palestinian Virus--a virus that settles in your PC, claims it was there before your PC was built or Bill Gates was born, then demands parts of your hard drive.

 

If you want the virus to leave you and your PC alone, you can try to give the virus the hard drive space it wants, but it will refuse the deal and start killing data on your computer.

 

Some people have suggested a solution for this virus problem is to give the virus its own PC. As stated above, this virus has been known to refuse the offer. Other nearby PCs won't take the virus either, even if the virus is compatible with the other

computers. The virus seems to want nothing less than to take over your entire computer together with the removal and destruction of all your data.

 

Software based anti-virus solutions have been proposed, but so far only hardware solutions have had any impact. The only solution we have been able to determine that may work is the physical removal of the virus from your computer.

 

The only problem with this solution is all the other computers will object, and you will be castigated in the media and by the U.N.

[Camron]

Idiot.

[Blåbær]

tåpelig

[HilRam]

"a virus that settles in your PC, claims it was there before your PC was built or Bill Gates was born"

 

Heh! Word!

[abcd423417984]

haha genialt!

[lceman™]

Kan en moderator vennligst stenge denne før det blir for mye mas?

Endret 8. desember 2004 av Icedude

[Camron]

Det er jo motsatt...

[abcd423417984]

Det er jo motsatt...

Hva mener du med det? At det er datamaskinen som trenger seg inn på datavirusets territorie?

[Nicklas]

Idiot.

Endret 8. desember 2004 av Nicklas

[Raggie]

Oj, dette kan bli en stygg tråd

Endret 8. desember 2004 av Raggie

[lceman™]

Oj, dette kan bli en stygg tråd

Ja, tror jeg roper på en moderator jeg...

[Camron]

Idiot.

Bare fordi du er muslim og vi nevner palestinere så må ikke du ta helt av da.

Jeg har ikke tatt helt av, jeg ville bare nevne at dette er historisk feil..

Det var alt..

Endret 8. desember 2004 av Camron

[Dorian Gray]

Artig liten anekdote.

[Kurt P]

dette er humor er det ikke? er det noe vitsi å reagere?

[Explorer]

Genialt! :!:

[EskimoBob]

Hvem har skrevet denne? Jeg får heller ikke dette til å stemme med det som faktisk er tilfelle i historien om midtøsten *gruble*

[TLZ]

Dårlig skjult propaganda..... som overaskende mange faller for....*grøss*

[kilogram]

Vanskelig å avgjere om dette faktisk er eit forsøk på "propaganda", eller rett og slett berre meint som ein vits. Uansett, vitsen var ikkje spesielt god, og det er heilt tydelig at tråden avsporer, så eg stenger den.