Kanadisk "Humor"

[DrDoogie]

Var inne paa NWN sitt board, og fant noe spes. humor som folka der mente ville vaere umulig aa forstaa for "ytlendigger".

 

Hva mener dere? Er dette forstaelig? Og er det _morsomt_?

 

 

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Evil Quality Assurance Demon wrote: 1. Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two boll weevils grew up in the deep South. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. 4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." 7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." 8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars. 9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.... what? (Oh man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[Ola PeK]

Pun intended...

 

Det meste er forståeleg ja, og litt småfestleg i 'åååh'-forstand.

Men kan vel knapt seie at eg rulla rundt på golvet i krampelatter.

[Cursed]

det meste er forståelig ja, men !"¤!¤ så kjedelig.

[Dan Hansen]

Hehe. Som amerikanerne sier; "there's good humour - and there's canadian humour"

[CSSSK]

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Dan Hansen skrev (2002-05-26 21:26): Hehe. Som amerikanerne sier; "there's good humour - and there's canadian humour"

 

Vel, altså, noen av de amerikanske seriene som går på TVNorge... FY **** så dårlig humor! Og den er amerikanske... Skjønner ikke åssen folk kan få seg til å le av sånt!

[CS_eR GøY]

De kjeder seg saa mye at de hadde ledd viss noen sa hei?

[danilovic]

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Den 2002-05-27 16:51, CSSSK skrev:

 

Vel, altså, noen av de amerikanske seriene som går på TVNorge... FY **** så dårlig humor! Og den er amerikanske... Skjønner ikke åssen folk kan få seg til å le av sånt!

Vel, publikum har vel et skilt over seg som blinker med ordet "laugh" når de skal le..? :wink:

[Bytex]

En stor del av disse amerikanske sitcom-seriene der "publikum" ler etter hver eneste setning har publikumslatter på boks. Og producerne legger inn latteren under klippinga. Har lest det i et TV-blad engang. De har et helt bibliotek av latter-samplinger.

[Anders Leipsland]

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Den 2002-05-26 21:07, Cursed skrev: det meste er forståelig ja, men !"¤!¤ så kjedelig.

 

det meste av humor er kjedelig når du ikke forstår det :wink:

[Leeson]

KIDS IN THE HALL!

 

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