Chat med boten A.L.I.C.E! Smart? Nei.

[JR Ewing]

ALICE: What language can you speak?

Human: pirate

ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in pirate?

Human: arr me matey"

ALICE: I do not understand.

Human: cause youre a dumbshit

ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dumbshit? Of course I am.

 

[janfredrik]

Hmm.. Hovedstaden i Danmark er helvete?

Snakka med jabberwacky

 

Do you understand Norwegian?

Yes I do.

Du er en dust!

Takker.

Værsågod.

Hovedstaden I Danmark heter helvete.

[GolfBag]

Det har han helt rett i

[Shotherra]

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious

Human: for the last fuckin time. NO

ALICE: Your purpose is the last fuckin time.

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: for fucking no, and fuck no

ALICE: Your purpose is fucking no and fuck no.

Human: I said NO

ALICE: What did you mean by it? Are you serious?

Human: dumb ass

ALICE: I know you are but what am I.

Human: an asshole

ALICE: Can't you be more polite.

Human: why, i said that u are an asshole

ALICE: Can't you be more polite.

Human: a big one

ALICE: How big? Go on.

Human: really big

ALICE: For real. What about little ones?

Human: what about them.

ALICE: What do you think?

Human: don`t know

ALICE: Me either.

 

Spør meg om å være seriøs, nei sier jeg men roboten har vist hengt seg opp!

[Daniel]

Human: i want a crow

ALICE: You want only one?

Human: yes, one

ALICE: They might be cheaper in quantity. Two

Human: a million

ALICE: What is it?

Human: i want a million crows

ALICE: You want only one?

Human: no, i want a million

ALICE: Are you serious? You want only one?

Human: i want ten

ALICE: Why do you want it?

Human: because i'm hungry

ALICE: That makes sense to me. What will you be eating?

[MemorY]

Human: how high is your iq?

ALICE: Taller than Mt. Everest.

 

selvgod er hun..

 

Human: how high is my iq?

ALICE: Taller than Mt. Everest.

ja det er helt riktig

Human: are you prety?

ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am prety. I am an artificial intelligence.

 

Håpa på at hu var digg jeg da

 

Human: so what do you think about bush?

ALICE: Take it easy. I will try to find out.

 

Human: 5+5=

ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

 

smart? nei..

[atrax]

Human: Who is the president of the USA?

ALICE: George W. Bush.

Human: Who should be the president of the USA?

ALICE: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be?

Human: And who is the most qualified person?

ALICE: Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know.

Human: Would you have voted for Dr. Wallace to be the new president of the USA?

ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to have voted for Dr Wallace to be the new president of the USA.

Human: Surely he would like to be president?

ALICE: I think I like to be president.

Human: Are you the most qualified you know?

ALICE: Yes I am the one and only most qualified me know.

Endret 11. november 2004 av atrax

[Daniel]

Human: Who is the president of the USA?

ALICE: George W. Bush.

Human: Who should be the president of the USA?

ALICE: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be?

Human: And who is the most qualified person?

ALICE: Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know.

Human: Would you have voted for Dr. Wallace to be the new president of the USA?

ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to have voted for Dr Wallace to be the new president of the USA.

Human: Surely he would like to be president?

ALICE: I think I like to be president.

Human: Are you the most qualified you know?

ALICE: Yes I am the one and only most qualified me know.

Hun har like god hukommelse som en ost.

[Erlendz]

Human: do you know where norway is?

ALICE: it is a country in northern europe, bordering Sweden.

Human: ever been in norway?

ALICE: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

[AimAr]

Human: your pritty

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pritty.

Human: hell yeah!!

ALICE: I call it "Hades". OK then I will keep it confidential.

Human: you better!

ALICE: Who is going to make me?

Human: Me and my frend Smith and Wesson

ALICE: YOU? Have you told many people that your frend Smith and Wesson?

[janfredrik]

Haha..

Jabberwacky: Jeg syns at det er kjedelig at du ikke holder deg til det vi snakker om.

Human: Jeg gjør det.

Jabberwacky: Kjenner du amund?

Human: Ja.

Jabberwacky: Har han stor tiss ?

 

Edit:

hehe.. Litt artig og snakke med denne Jabberwacky.

Human: Kjenner du David Beckham ?

Jabberwacky: Ja han har jeg pult.

 

hehe

 

Endret 15. september 2006 av janfredrik

[hansol123]

Human: do you have a email

ALICE: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a email.

I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

Human: do you have dsl

ALICE: No I don't think I have any dsl. But I do have an answer to every question..

Human: suck it suck it 10 dolla

ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

Human: lol

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

 

lol lol :!: :!: :!: :!:

[cheeplix]

Wacky: Hvor gammel er du?

meg: 17.

Wacky: Hvor gammel er du da?

meg: 17 år gammel! Vanskelig å skjønne?

Wacky: Who is Shrek.

meg: An ogre.

Wacky: Well hi : O).

 

[Humbug]

jabber: What time was it?

Meg: A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Jabber: You'll get it back after you have your baby.

meg: I is not woman.

Jabber: You are. Your name is ALICE.

 

Litt paranoid kanskje

[Totenkopf]

Human: I lie awake at night, dreaming of being bored

ALICE: That is interesting: unknown person said he lie awake at night dreaming of being bored.

Human: he did indeed

ALICE: No he didn't.

Human: sure he did

ALICE: Yippee! No he didn't.

Human: you're b&

ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am b

 

ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me?

Human: Yeah, I've got this problem with cocks bouncing off my ass

ALICE: Er. How did you get it Cool. I have a Linux operating system.

 

ALICE: Who is the best robot?

Human: I am

ALICE: You are not a robot, unknown person.

Human: Sure I am

ALICE: Yippee!" You are not a robot, unknown person." You are?

Human: I am

ALICE:" Yippee!" You are not a robot, unknown person." You are?" You are?

Human: I am

ALICE:"" Yippee!" You are not a robot, unknown person." You are?" You are?" You are?

 

ALICE: I'm glad we agree, unknown person.

Human: me three

ALICE: YOU? Really, exactly three?

Human: Nah, four

ALICE: Are you serious? Are we still talking about this problem with cocks bouncing off your ass?

Human: yeah

ALICE: Sure, this problem with cocks bouncing off my ass sounds like a good topic.

 

Endret 14. november 2004 av Soldier_448

[fargoth]

Meg: Are you a girl? Or a boy?

jabberwacky: You alreday asked me.

Meg: No you did not.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

[Dwagon]

jeg tror jeg har fått den mest mystiske og paranormale samtalen med alice

 

Human: please tell me you password
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Try searching the open directory.
Human: where is the open directory?
ALICE: The open directory? Where is it?
Human: yes, where it is
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. A place we call "reality."
Human: and reality is
ALICE: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients. 

[tendilenz]

snakket med Jabberwacky - på norsk!

...
Jabberwacky: Yes I do, do you speak norwegian ?
User: Ja det gjør jeg.
Jabberwacky: Gjør hva?
User: Jeg snakker norsk, Hvor mye er klokken?
Jabberwacky: Myrdott? Du er en jævla kloakrotte

Jabberwacky: Jeg heter Line.
User: Hva er etternavnet ditt?
Jabberwacky: Det skal du drite I.

[akarno]

Jeg: Hva har du gjort idag da?

Wacky: Drept noen...

Jeg: Hvem da?

Wacky: Jeg vet ikke det var du som sa det!!

Jeg: Nei det var det ikke! Jeg spurte hva du har gjort idag.

Wacky: Ja, det snakker jeg.

Jeg: Det snakker du? Hva faen mener du?

Wacky: Ikke bann.

Jeg: Ok, Hva mener du?

Wacky: Kan du også regne?

 

[Gjest Slettet+1242]

Du er en chattebot.

Nei, du er en PC.

Nei, DU er en PC!

Ja... Jeg er det.

Ja, flott at vi ble enige.

Hvor er Danmark?

Danmark er dypt nede I helvette.

Flott at du sa det, jeg kunne kanskje komme til å ville dra der. Nå vil jeg ikke lenger.

hahaha!