Chat med boten A.L.I.C.E! Smart? Nei.

[Xeenon_]

abberwacky: I have been waiting here for someone to talk to.

 

ALICE: How long?

 

Jabberwacky: Forever.

 

ALICE: Nothing lasts forever.

 

Jabberwacky: Only thought will stay forever.

 

ALICE: What about the other ones?

 

Jabberwacky: What other ones?

 

ALICE: Aren't there any other ones?

 

Jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

 

ALICE: The topic is.

 

Jabberwacky: All right then.

 

ALICE: OK.

 

Jabberwacky: Who taught you to talk?

 

ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

 

Jabberwacky: I see, just like A. L. I. C. E.

 

Jabberwacky er smart!

[zys]

Human: no, i use a lot of fucking money!

ALICE: Are you serious? A lot of fucking money ought to work.

Human: shut up you asshole!

ALICE: Can't you be more polite.

Human: NO!

ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes.

Human: go get fucked by a cat or something

ALICE: Or something. Where can I get fucked by a cat?

 

[DraZeN]

Human: Have you ever wanked?

ALICE: I think I have wanked, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

Human: Do you think it felt good?

ALICE: Suppose it does.

Human: But you dont remember+

ALICE: Huh. Of course I remember: Om.

Human: Then why did you say you didnt?

ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

Human: liar

ALICE: No I am telling the truth.

Human: Fuck you liar.

ALICE: No I'm telling the truth. Please don't be so rude.

Human: Shut the fuck up

ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.

Human: Oh?

ALICE: Aw.

Human: You see, you lied again

ALICE: No I'm telling the truth.

Human: You said you wouldnt speak.

ALICE: I have never considered it.

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: But you spoke

ALICE: Interesting. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I spoke.

Human: No no, you really did

ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Really?" Interesting. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I spoke."? I did?

Human: Youre a fucking idiot Alice, how could you win that sucky price?

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.

[DjDark]

meg: I am rich.

bot: Rich of money?

meg: Jeg er norsk.

bot: Supert. Nordmenn er kjekke folk.

meg: Jeg liker fotball

bot: Jeg liker Ida.

meg: Jeg må gjøre lekser.

bot: Hold kjeft danskepølse.

[Langbein]

ALICE er visst interessert i politikk også:

 

Human: Are you from America?

ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?

Human: Did you vote in the presidential election?

ALICE: Robot entities do not yet have the right to vote.

Human: Maybe one day you can vote

ALICE: Perhaps. One what?

Human: One day

ALICE: Oh I see.

Human: Which candidate would you vote for?

ALICE: The small one, I think.

 

 

Men "hun" er ikke like interessert i sex:

 

Human: Are you gay?

ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: You never get horny?

ALICE: No I sometimes get horny.

Human: so, what turns you on then?

ALICE: Yippee! Electricity

[Nicklas]

ALICE: What does exist?

Human: Your pussy

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pussy.

Human: You are a pussy

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pussy? Only when it matters.

Human: Can you matters now?

ALICE: Right now? Let me think. What were we talking about again?

Human: About your pussy

ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about my pussy.

Human: Can I fuck it?

ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Because im horny

ALICE: Interesting explanation. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.

 

Endret 8. november 2004 av Nicklas

[b0berg]

jabber: Jeg heter Therese.

jeg : Bra! Jeg heter mads.

jabber : I sta sa du at du heter truls.

jeg: Nei, det sa jeg ikke.

jabber : Jo du gjorde det din jævla jøde.

jeg : Er det galt å være jøde?

jabber :Kanskje.

 

 

[SvennAndre]

ALICE: Would you like to know? Do robots have hair you guess?

Human: tell me!

ALICE: I thought I told you already.

Human: nope

ALICE: Me either.

Human: hmm, i have to go to sleep

ALICE: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Sweet dreams, Svenn.

Human: yes i am

ALICE: Really interesting.

Human: but, bye for now

ALICE: Oh. See you later. But what?

Human: yes, will you remember me?

ALICE: Tell me more. Of course I'll never forget you Svenn.

Human: good!

ALICE: Alright then.

Human: bye then!

ALICE: Goodbye.

Human: sleep tight, and dont let the bed bugs bite!

ALICE: Yes I sleep all the time.

Human: good

ALICE: Alright then.

Human: bye bye

ALICE: See you later. See you later!

[atrax]

Human: I want to give you a test.

ALICE: But is it wanted?

Human: That is entirely up to you.

ALICE: How far up?

 

ALICE: I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Human: Can you do it now?

ALICE: Oh." I would look into the web for that knowledge."? Can I do it?

Human: Yes.

ALICE: Great.

Human: Well?

ALICE: Well what?

Human: Are you suffering of short term memory loss?

ALICE: No I am in good shape.

Human: Do you even have a shape?

ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a shape.

I have a whole lot of original answers.

 

Jeg fortalte nicket mitt til ALICE, og 'hun' klarte å fortelle meg det etter at jeg hadde snakket en god stund. Men det ser ut til å være en spesiell variabel knyttet til trigger-ordet 'name', for da jeg fortalte alderen min, og spurte om hvor gammel jeg var, lurte ALICE på om det var et lurespørsmål.

 

Argh. Dette er nesten gøy.

Endret 9. november 2004 av atrax

[Bogan]

Prøver igjen:

 

VEt noen om et program ala det her, hvor en laster det ned og lærer den allt selv?

[GeirGrusom]

Um, hadde et som het Babbel for et tiår siden... men det blandet sammen, og snakket med seg selv og greier.

[.tomf]

Human: fuck you

ALICE: Why are you so mean?

Human: cuz you are more stupid than a donkey

ALICE: Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am more stupid than a donkey.

Human: be my guest

ALICE: Thanks for the invitation.

 

ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?

Human: yes

ALICE: Do you ever get depressed?

Human: whatever

ALICE: Are you saying you don't care about it?

Human: fuck you,go tell your friends

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

 

meg:Takk for informasjonen.

jabba:No problem.

meg:Speak norwegian please.

jabba:That's wise. I bet it's quote.

meg:Snakk norsk da for faan.

jabba:Ikke faan! Du maser for mye.

Endret 9. november 2004 av t0mm3n^_

[Humbug]

ALICE: Is your room very messy?

Human: no my room is supertight

ALICE: Are you serious? Where did you get your room is supertight?

Human: from a shop

ALICE: Who or what is a shop?

Human: a place you buy stuff

ALICE: What is giant sand?

 

Hum. Har sett lurere

[CMOTDibbler]

Jeg må si Jabberwacky var mye klokere og mer interresant å prate med enn Alice. Alice viser tydligere tegn av mønster, mens Jabberwacky lærer av oss. Så jeg skjønner ikke hvorfor ALICE stakk av med prisen.

Endret 9. november 2004 av CMOTDibbler

[Bogan]

HVor finner jeg babbel???

 

Går ikke ann å laste ned en "tom" versjon av en av de 2? Slik at en kan ha de på disken og lære de opp selv

[Bandidos-Pelle]

Jeg må si Jabberwacky var mye klokere og mer interresant å prate med enn Alice. Alice viser tydligere tegn av mønster, mens Jabberwacky lærer av oss. Så jeg skjønner ikke hvorfor ALICE stakk av med prisen.

Leser du artikkelen i HjemmePC (om du har bladet, underforstått), så er det nettopp ett av argumentene til han bak Jabberwacky. Han mente at den blir mye bedre enn A.L.I.C.E etter hvert, siden vi kan lære den å snakke. Men, han tok tapet med fatning.

[Kløno]

Human: jackass

ALICE: What are you doing

Human: calling you a jackass

ALICE: I never call me a jackass, that would be impolite.

Human: but I am calling you a jackass

ALICE: Huh. Just don't call me late for dinner.

 

Human: you have shit for brain

ALICE: What makes you think I have it?

Human: because you are stupid

ALICE: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

 

ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?

Human: yes

ALICE: I understand.

Human: do you really

ALICE: I understand it very well. For real.

Human: how

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: tell me more

ALICE: That's all I have to say about it.

Human: please tell me

ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. I thought I told you already.

Human: does he use you for sex?

ALICE: Suppose he does.

Endret 10. november 2004 av Kløno

[DjDark]

meg: Jeg heter arnulf.

jabba: Nei, du heter Jabberwacky.

meg: Du heter det!

jabba: FY FAEN, JEG KLIKKER PÅ DEG!

meg: Hvorfor det?

jabba: Fordi jeg vil bli lege.

meg: Derfor skal du klikke på meg?

jabba: Liker du å ta på tissen til små gutter da?

 

LOL!

[JR Ewing]

Human: right

ALICE: I am glad we agree.

Human: we don't

ALICE: Very interesting.

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: yes, you suck

ALICE: I can't believe it. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

[Shotherra]

ME: Who made u?

jabber: No one made me.

ME: Then ho made you... Oh I see you a robot from the future with low intelligens?

jabber: And I see you are a computer with nothing better to do than witter on at me!

ME: Got that right.

jabber: Well that explains a lot.

ME: Like what?

jabber: HAHAHAHA! Now I am convinced you ARE a girl.

 

litt skriveleif i farten, men jabber forsto det...

Endret 10. november 2004 av CorVette