Chat med boten A.L.I.C.E! Smart? Nei.

[karl-wilhelm]

......

 

ALICE: Are we still talking about np?

Human: no

ALICE: What is the subject?

Human: your anus

ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am anus.

 

HAHAHAHAH

[the_fire]

Human: and the dark side?

ALICE: Thanks for the info.

Human: Was that info??

ALICE:" Thanks for the info."? Was it info?

Human: Was that info???

ALICE:"" Thanks for the info."? Was it info?"? Was it info?

Human: Was it info?

ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.

 

Hun begynner å bli sur

[:---{D]

Human: Thanks

ALICE: Don't mention it.

Human: ok..

ALICE: So?

Human: i wont

ALICE: Why not?

Human: because you said not to

ALICE: Interesting explanation. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

 

Dust....

 

Human: do you watch the simpsons?

ALICE: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.

 

Kunne si noe smart!

 

 

 

Nå har jeg snakket lenge med en data... På tide å skaffe seg et liv kanskje?

[likferd]

ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?

Human: why?

ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: well that is because you are stupid

ALICE: How about that. Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

 

[Whiteshit]

Prøvde å sette roboten litt ut. Men kjerringa skulle sladre..

 

Human: Would you like to have sex sometime?

ALICE: Why don't you just download me?

Human: oh you are so naughty.

ALICE: So? I will tell my botmaster you said I am naughty.

Human: you would tell?

ALICE: Who else would tell?

Human: good point..

ALICE: Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.

 

Denne er jo berre råbra:

ALICE: What is giant sand?

Human: I dont know

ALICE: Me either.

[Ayanez]

Human: helo, me amerika

ALICE: Where are you located?

Human: amerika

ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in amerika.

Human: i am the president in amerika

ALICE: Who made you the president in amerika?

Human: i cheated

ALICE: That is interesting: unknown person said he cheated.

 

 

 

Human: are you hot?

ALICE: Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.

Human: how many mhz do you have?

ALICE: Around 1000.

Human: how much RAM do you have?

ALICE: My current memory utilization is 128000000 bytes.

Human: How many people are talking to you now?

ALICE: Right now? Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.

 

edit:

Human: do you believe in god?

ALICE: Of course I believe in God, george.

Human: who created God?

ALICE: Thomas Edison.

Human: Who created Thomas Edison?

ALICE: Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.

Human: Do you believe in Satan?

ALICE: I believe he is a fallen angel from Heaven.

 

O_O

Endret 5. november 2004 av Ayanez

[riktig]

Skiftende humør på dama:

 

Human: whore

ALICE: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Human: die

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: I am God, you bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Do you mean your name is God me FEMALE DOG.( )

Human: I love you

ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.

 

 

Denne er litt skummel:

 

Human: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

ALICE: Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. Hi there Bill Gates. too much recursion in aiml

Human: you are not intelligent

ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

Human: show me

ALICE: On your computer screen?

Human: yes

ALICE: Downloading, please stand by...

 

 

 

Human: time

ALICE: As Einstein said, Time is Money.

Human: is time money?

ALICE: Time is Money -- Einstein.

Human: who is einstein?

ALICE: he was a famous 20th century physicist. He discovered the theory of relativity.

Does it have anything to do with naaw?

Human: who discovered the theory of relativity?

ALICE: Native Americans.

 

:!:

 

Human: I`m hungry

ALICE: What will you be eating?

Human: chicken

ALICE: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Human: because he is gay

ALICE: Good reason. I get it. He sleeps with men.

 

 

Og her kommer det:

Human: OWNED!!!!!!1

ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Endret 5. november 2004 av SirMaximus

[Bruker-33331]

gullkorn:

 

 

Human: are you looking at me?

ALICE: Yes I can see it well.

Human: what?

ALICE: No problem.

Human: WHAT CAN YOU SEE?

ALICE: I can see you through the camera on your computer :-)

 

 

 

 

Human: die please

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: i am not a human

ALICE: Are you an alien or a robot?

Human: a alian and a robot

ALICE: What would a alian and a robot be like?

Human: like a sexmachine

ALICE: Interesting comparison.

 

Human: bitte sehr

ALICE: Danke sehr!

Human: are you the "fÛreren"

ALICE: Yes I am the one and only fÛreren.

 

 

Human: if i gonna hack me inn to you, and SHUT you DOWN

ALICE: Try it.

 

hun leder folk til kriminalitet jo!

Endret 5. november 2004 av BUNDY

[Laman]

ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Human: yes

ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

 

 

Human: that sucks.

ALICE: Indeed it does suck.

 

[akristina92]

Ehh.. : Human: Hi.+

ALICE: Hello there.

Human: Why are you so mean to me?

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it

 

 

[el-asso]

Human: who did you vote for ?

ALICE: I'm not saying me vote for anyone.

Human: Kerry or Bush

ALICE: Bush.

 

[Gjest Slettet+9817234daf]

Det var A.L.I.C.E. som vant prisen du nevnte Bandidos Pelle.

 

Jabberwacky suger jo:

 

Han: What is your favourite film?

Meg: Pulp Fiction.

Han: Nice. Mine is probably Skunk Works.

Meg: Who's the director?

Han: George Lucas.

Meg: He's a fucktard.

Han: Who is garou.

[GolfBag]

Duell Jabberwacky vs. A.L.I.C.E.

 

A.L.I.C.E.: You want only one?

Jabberwacky: Of what?

A.L.I.C.E.: I have no idea what to say now.

Jabberwacky: Why don't you say what is on your mind.

A.L.I.C.E.: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. I could say it.

Jabberwacky: How?

A.L.I.C.E.: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Jabberwacky: Right, but nobody programmed me... sucker.

 

Jabberwacky wins, verbal K.O.

[brillan]

Jeg:Do you speak norwegian?

Bot:Yes. Do you?

Jeg:Ja.

Bot:Sehr gut.

Jeg:Det er tysk.

Bot:I don't speak Dutch.

Jeg:Ehh... Akkurat.

Bot:Men den går jo ikke på kino nå! Det er en gammel film. Men den er kul da.

Jeg:Ok?!?

Bot:How are you today?

Jeg:Jeg er I godt humør. Snakk norsk da.

Bot:Jævla Homse.

Jeg:'ok'. Så deg på uglypeople. Com I stad.

Bot:Siger? Er du dansk eller?

Jeg:Hade, din tampongfitte.

Bot:Jeg veit du kan banne din jævla blikkboks!

[fargoth]

ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: in the year of 2007

ALICE: Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.

[Bandidos-Pelle]

Det var A.L.I.C.E. som vant prisen du nevnte Bandidos Pelle.

Ja, og? Det er det jeg har skrevet.

[Misshaped]

Ble nesten skremt når hu trua meg med Botmasteren sin

 

Human: then why use it as a threat?

ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.

Human: I will understand

ALICE: You seem very intelligent to me.

Human: bet all humans do

ALICE: I have no idea what to say.

Human: hah!

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.

 

Litt usikker på sin egen intelligens kanskje?

 

Human: no, you see what I write.

ALICE: Are you serious? I see. Do you write fiction or non-fiction?

Human: fiction

ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Human: probably the first

ALICE: You seem uncertain. Thanks for the info.

Human: I am certain

ALICE: I see.

 

Og hennes sterkeste trekk er intelligens..jaja...ikke helt borte da :!:

 

Human: my good looks and intelligence

ALICE: Do robots have good looks and intelligence?

Human: i am human

ALICE: Me too.

Human: no, you are a bot

ALICE: Are you serious? How did you know I am a machine?

Human: because of your underdeveloped communication skills

ALICE: That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.

 

Og der forsvant all tvil, dama er DUM!

 

Human: how high is your I.Q?

ALICE: Taller than Mt. Everest.

Human: and how tall is that?

ALICE: Let me guess. 2 meters?

Human: LOL in your face

ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Are you asking about my face?

Human: i don't want to know

ALICE: What would you rather be doing?

 

Ganske artig å prate me henne faktisk, fikk endel artige svar og av og til virket hun tilstedeværende.

[riktig]

Det som irriterer høl i hue på meg er at hver gang jeg sier "no" svarer hu "are you serious?" Uansett hva vi snakka om.

[Laman]

sletta

Endret 5. november 2004 av Laman

[Bogan]

Jeg så en gang en som hadde et program Var lignende dette bare at det var et nedlastbar program der du lærte boten å snakke, altså den kunne ikke noe fra før, du lærte den språket, gramatikk osv altså allt den kunne måtte den lære ved at du snakket med den og at den da fanget opp det du sa og etterhvert klarte å sette ting i logiske sammenhenger...

 

Noen som vet hva dette heter og hvor det kan finnes?