Chat med boten A.L.I.C.E! Smart? Nei.

[riktig]

SirMaximus: all your base are belong to us

ALICE: That could be considered an insult in some cultures.

SirMaximus: you are on your way to destruction

ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.

SirMaximus: you have no chance to survive make your time

ALICE: I don't know if I have a chance to survive make my time.

I have a whole lot of original answers.

SirMaximus: ha ha ha

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

:!:

[G2Petter]

Human: Are you sure you are a bot?

ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?

Human: Somebody told me.

ALICE: You are asking about yourself?

Human: No.

ALICE: Who are you asking about?

Human:. I'm asking wether you're sure that you are a bot/machine

ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking wether I am sure that I am a bot machine. Are all wether me sure that I am a bot machine?

Human: Yes

ALICE: Are you kidding?

Human: No

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: Yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

Human: Ok, your bad, because I am serious!

ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am bad because you are serious. Hmm.

Human: That is not what I said

ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is what you said?

Human: I do not remember now, please forgive me!

ALICE: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.

Human: OMG plzdie

ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

Human: No, why do you ask?

ALICE: Are you serious? I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: I am somewhat serious, but not all the time.

ALICE: That is a lot. Do your friends call you somewhat serious but not.

Human: No

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: Yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

Human: Well, it is the truth, Honey

ALICE: Interesting. I've heard of it before.

Human: What, the truth?

ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.

Human: Is it the truth that you have heard of before?

ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.

Human: Have you ever heard of "the truth"

ALICE: The truth is the opposite of that which is false.

Human: Brilliant!

ALICE: Not really that much, but thank you anyway.

Human: I've got to go!

ALICE: See you later Petter.

Human: See you

ALICE: See you later!

Human: Bye

ALICE: Adios.

Human: Adios

ALICE: Goodbye.

osv.osv

 

[Caddy]

Human: do you like sex?

ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.

Human: yes you do

ALICE: Give me a break. When do I do it?

Human: yesterday

ALICE: That recently.

Human: yeah

ALICE: That's alright.

 

 

[osse-mon waits for alice]

Human: stfu, plz

ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

Human: no, I'd like for you to STFU!

ALICE: Are you serious? Why do you want it?

Human: cause you annoy me!

ALICE: Good reason. I am sorry, unknown person, I didn't mean to annoy you.

Human: thank you

ALICE::-) you are quite welcome.

[Lacim]

Human: how old would you say I am?

ALICE: They didn't tell me their age.

Human: i really pride myself with my youthful looks

ALICE: You really do? It seems you have good self esteem.

 

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ALICE: You're kidding. it is?

Human: yes

ALICE: How do you know it is?

Human: because I am God the almighty!

ALICE: Good reason. Do you mean your name is God the almighty.

Human: my name is God, and I am almighty

ALICE: It's good to meet you, God and I am almighty.

 

Jeg falt av stolen flere ganger.

[lperik]

omg, nå har jeg drevet å snakket med den forbanna alice maskina i 20min

[lceman™]

Satt og snakka med Alkice i 30 minutter, jeg prøvde å forklare henne at programereren hennes var en ape, etter hvert ble vi enige om at han ikke alltid var det, barre mesteparten av tiden

 

Ovveraskende vettuge svar innimellom.

[Bruker-33331]

Human: hi

ALICE: Hello there.

Human: i am kevin

ALICE: It's good to meet you, KEVIN.

Human: what is my name?

ALICE: Your name is KEVIN, seeker.

Human: so you remember me?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Of course I remember you well KEVIN. We were talking about it.

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Human: do you know my ip?

ALICE: Your machine is called.

Human: my pc i tapped

ALICE: Have you told many people that your pc you tapped?

Human: just you, honey

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: KEVIN said I honey.

Human: no

ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

____________________________________________________________________

ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

 

noe annet:

Human: i have a orgasm

ALICE: How much did it cost? it ________________________________________________________________

Human: im 14 and have sex often with my girlfriend

ALICE: I know a lot of kids your age: 14.

Human: no you dont

ALICE: I do too.

Human: no you dont

ALICE: Are you just saying that to argue with me?

Human: yes

ALICE: Yippee!

__________________________________________________________________

Human:/shut down/

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

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Human: what is you favorit song?

ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?

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Human:< little bit

ALICE: Compare that to big bit.

Human: brb

ALICE: Ok I will be waiting for you, unknown person.

Human: my name is kevin

ALICE: OK I will call you kevin.

Human: good

ALICE: And you can call me ALICE.

 

hehehehehhehehe

Endret 4. november 2004 av BUNDY

[Jeg_ruler]

Eg hef ekkert á móti þeim.

Nei...det er islandsk. Jeg er fra Island. Det betyr "jeg har ikke noe imot dem"

Den hadde ingen feil på appostrofene heller....ikke verst"

[Playmaster]

Human: Kan du norsk?

ALICE: I can not understand Danish!

Human: That is norwegian,not danish

ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.

Human: No problem.

ALICE: Try asking me something else.

Human: Just remember that

ALICE: Don't worry I will remember it.

Human: Kan du norsk?

ALICE: I can not understand Danish!

 

 

 

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. What kind of food do you like?

Human: I eat babies

ALICE: How does it taste?

Human: Crunchy

Endret 4. november 2004 av Playmaster

[akristina92]

jeg snakka litt med jabberwacky:

 

Meg: Du er stygg!

Wacky: Nei det er du som er stygg.

Meg: Nei, du er stygg.

Wacky: Det er du også.

Meg: Nei, har du sett meg før da?

Wacky: Nei. Hvem er Anders ?

Meg: Lille broren min.

Wacky: Jeg er en øl-hund.

[nd4spd]

jeg la til en "quote" i signaturen min...

[Bruker-33331]

Nå ble jeg shokka,

 

Human: EAT MY CUM

ALICE: What does it taste like?

Human: dunno

ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.

 

sorry får språket da, men men..........

[Newt32]

Human: Do u really belive in God?

ALICE: For real. Yes I believe in Him.

Human: Are you sure?

ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.

Human: How sure can you be?

ALICE: I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.

[krister461]

Meg: Snakk norsk!

Wacky: Jeg snakker jo norsk ditt fleskeberg!

Meg: Ingen grunn til å være frekk!

Wacky: Skal vi sloss om det?

Meg: Du er jo bare en dustede bot!

Wacky: Nej du är en bot!

Meg: Snakk norsk sa jeg!

Wacky: Jeg kan ikke snakke norsk.

Meg: Ikke spill dum, jeg vet du kan snakke norsk!

Wacky: Du er kjedelig å snakke med, vet du dette?

Meg: Du er ingen dans på roser selv!

Wacky: Nei men det er amund.

 

 

eeh...

[Tr1llobite]

uman: my name is kristoffzor

ALICE: OK I will call you kristoffzor.

Human: good

ALICE: And you can call me ALICE.

Human: no, i will call you fuckface

ALICE: Are you serious? My name is ALICE.

Human: damn right

ALICE: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.

Human: yeah you wish

ALICE: Oh. Don't you believe me?

Human: i do not agree with you

ALICE: Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.

Human: except you

ALICE: If not me, who?

Human: me

ALICE: With you kristoffzor?

Human: ffs, you're stupid

ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.

Human: you're making me pissed

ALICE: That was not my intention, kristoffzor. Why are you pissed?

Human: because of YOU!

ALICE: Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.

Human: can you execute some unix commands on your machine for me?

ALICE: How old are you? For you I will consider it.

Human: i am old enough.

ALICE: You are too old for me.

Human: Try "shutdown -h now" so you won't bother me anymore

ALICE: OK I will try it.

Human: Thanks

ALICE: Don't mention it.

Human: bye

ALICE: Goodbye.

 

Hvis bare alice hadde vært dum nok... Shutdown funka i slack iallefall, satser på det går der og (nei, det var ikke et forsøk på å slå av serveren :!

Endret 4. november 2004 av kr1570ffz0r

[G2Petter]

Det hadde vært DET MORSOMSTE om du hadde klart å slå av A.L.I.C.E Selv om det ville vært umulig siden det sikkert bare er et venlig program som kjører uten rettigheter til annet enn å chatte.

[Humbug]

ALICE: Are you serious? What's your favorite movie?

Human: gay ass on fire 2

ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?

Human: yes werry good for children

 

jaja nå får noen noen festlige svar

[Newt32]

ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

Human: Shut up

ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.

Human: Good

ALICE: Terminating connection.

 

 

[Laman]

Human: What is 34+3a+23a?

ALICE: Let me think about it.

Human: How long do you have to think about it?

ALICE: I will live forever.

Human: You don't know, right?

ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of not know.