This just isn't gonna be your day

[b-real]

While walking through the woods a man came up to another man hugging a tree

with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of

curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

 

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

 

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

 

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."

So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,

jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another

nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked,

and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole story

about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy

shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the

ear and said, "This just isn't gonna be your day."

[Ni kon]

he he he, nice one

[Fredrik]

[Captain_Poon]

:!: :!:

[rlz]

 

LOHL!

[Mato]

hehe

[Drama Llama]

*smask*

[Uderzo]

Endret 22. juli 2004 av StrongBad

[Laman]