Morosak av en vits

[Xpi]

Man Falls Asleep At Church...

 

 

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the

local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my

husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very

embarrassing. What should I do?"

 

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.

I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will

motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a

good poke in the leg."

 

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing

this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the

ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

 

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the

hatpin.

 

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.

Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is

your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards

Mrs. Jones.

 

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

 

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.

Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not

notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few

motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her

husband with the hatpin again.

 

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore

him his 99th son?"

 

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that

goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half

and shove it up your ass!"

 

"Amen," replied the congregation.

[tor_erik]

Kongevits!

[Mato]

[Fredrik]

bwahahaha. Nice one!

[Togo]

Haha! Konge!

[the animal]

den var konge rå da

[TomWhittaker]

[Stor Oddnoga]

Hehe.

[MacManus]

Litt gammel men fortsatt bra

[CarinaE]

Jeg har en annen versjon av den:

 

Fulgte du med i religionstimene?

Lille Mary gikk på søndagsskolen. Som regel satt hun og sov,

men denne timen fant læreren ut at han skulle ta henne litt.

- Si meg Mary, hvem var det som laget universet?

Men Mary sov. Rett bak henne satt det en liten gutt, som reddet henne.

Han tok en blyant og pirket henne bak øret til hun våknet.

Mary våknet brått og sa (lettere irritert): - herre gud.

- Veldig bra, sa læreren litt overrasket.

Kanskje han hadde tatt feil av Mary.

Mary derimot sovnet med en gang igjen.

 

Vel, tenkte læreren, jeg prøver igjen.

- Mary hvem er vår herre og frelser?

På nytt pirket gutten Mary bak øret til hun våknet.

- Jesus Christ, snerret hun ut denne gangen (litt mere irritert), og sovnet på nytt.

Jaha, tenkte læreren, jeg har tatt feil, hun følger med og er ganske skarp i tillegg.

 

Jeg må teste henne en siste gang, bare for å sjekke.

- Si meg Mary, hva sa Maria til Josef da han hadde satt 23 barn på henne?

Gutten pirket Mary bak øret igjen.

Mary freste ut i klasserommet:

- Dæven,stikker du den tingen i meg igjen, så knekker jeg den i to!

[Xpi]

hehe