Kjedebrev - hjelpe og trøste

[K..]

[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!]

An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.

 

She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.

 

She went up to the cash register to buy the food.

 

The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.

 

So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.

 

The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.

 

The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!" "I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you". the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.

 

To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen

 

 

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Går det ANT?? Tror folk på dette?

Virker sånn, for den har vært sendt til ca 250stk før den kom til meg...

*oppgitt*

Endret 12. mars 2011 av Knut Erik

[Thlom]

OMG LOL!

[insider]

haha, noe så lattelig !

[G2Petter]

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USATODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

 

 

Subject: PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!

 

 

 

 

 

 

!!!! It was on the news! Kathy South Alcoa - EHS Maintenance Coordinator Phone: 765/771 - 3547 Pager : 765/420 - 6575

 

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.

 

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

 

Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

 

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user)  For a two weeks time period.

 

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

 

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations

1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX

292-1085 [email protected] [email protected]

 

 

I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and withindays, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the man.

 

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full"

 

Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

 

Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

 

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time period.

 

TRy it; What have you got to lose

 

Lorraine L. Kimble

Accountant

ZIN Technologies

3000 Aerospace Pkwy

Brook Park,  Ohio 44142

216-977-0628 Phone

216-977-0350 Fax

Debbie Higgins

Accountant     

Zin Technologies, Inc.

216-977-0364

 

Hva var det jeg skulle si?

 

Jo;

 

OMFG

[K..]

Er det MULIG???

[tor_erik]

!!!

[bfisk]

Attttehh! Atteeeh! *slå meg selv i oppgitthet*

 

For å si det sånn: h-e-r-r-g-u-d-s-o-m-j-e-g-h-a-t-e-r-t-e-i-t-e-k-j-e-d-e-b-r-e-v! Noen er morsomme, men at folk faktisk tror på det, vel, det er bare ubarlamed.