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[krizkriz]

Scooter: how much is the fish og hypah hypah

 

House of Pain: If you come to battle bring a shotgun, so if you do youre a fool, cause i duel to the death, try to step on me you take your last breath

[Dorian Gray]

BNL - Grade 9

 

I've got a blue-and-red Adidas bag and a humongous binder,

I'm trying my best not to look like a minor niner.

I went out for the football team to prove that I'm a man;

I guess I shouldn't tell them that I like Duran Duran.

 

They called me chicken legs, they called me four-eyes

they called me fatso, they called me buckwheat,

they called me Eddie

[Dorian Gray]

Alt av Stephen Lynch. f eks:

 

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it,

no use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it!!

But dry your eyes, don't be so sad;

but I wouldn't use those tissues,

they've already been had....

 

 

jeppjepp, sjuk fyr.. må ikke glemme:

 

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,

she'll love you more once you KILL A KITTEN!

[jonnor]

Metallica / *Husker ikke sang; bare album: Kill 'em all*

"Those people who tell you not to take chances, are all missing on what life is about...."

Motorbreath det

Genial sang!!! Fenger alltid like godt

[sybbelybb]

Goo Goo Dolls - Black Balloon

Baby's black balloon makes her fly

I almost fell into that hole in your life

And you're not thinking 'bout tomorrow

Cuz you were the same as me

But on your knees

 

Evanescence - Anywhere

All I want is to give my life only to you

I've dreamt so long I cannot dream anymore

 

Vet ikke hvorfor, men jeg har virkelig sansen for akkurat disse linjene.

Hmm, hele Anywhere har forresten en suveren tekst

[Rippey]

Metallica - Sad But True \m/

 

Hey (hey)

I'm your life

I'm the one who takes you there

hey (hey)

I'm your life

I'm the one who cares

they (they)

they betray

I'm your only true friend now

they (they)

they'll betray

I'm forever there

 

I'm your dream, make you real

I'm your eyes when you must steal

I'm your pain when you can't feel

Sad but true

 

I'm your dream, mind astray

I'm your eyes while you're away

I'm your pain while you repay

you know it's sad but true

 

Sad but true

 

you (you)

you're my mask

you're my cover, my shelter

you (you)

you're my mask

you're the one who's blamed

do (do)

do my work

do my dirty work, scapegoat

do (do)

do my deeds

for you're the one who's shamed

 

I'm your dream, make you real

I'm your eyes when you must steal

I'm your pain when you can't feel

Sad but true

 

I'm your dream, mind astray

I'm your eyes while you're away

I'm your pain while you repay

you know it's sad but true

 

Sad but true

 

(2x)

I'm your dream

I'm your eyes

I'm your pain

 

you know it's sad but true

 

hate (hate)

I'm your hate

I'm your hate when you want love

pay (pay)

pay the price

pay, for nothing's fair

 

hey (hey)

I'm your life

I'm the one who took you there

hey (hey)

I'm your life

and I no longer care

 

I'm your dream, make you real

I'm your eyes when you must steal

I'm your pain when you can't feel

sad but true

 

I'm your truth, telling lies

I'm your reasoned alibis

I'm inside open your eyes

I'm you

 

Sad but true

 

 

Genial tekst..

[Juleniss1]

vel.. det var ikke nevnt at det måtte være fra en sang.

 

så da er det

"Unnskyld alt blodet"

 

dette skrev Dead fra Mayhempå en lapp før han blåste ut hjernen med hagle

[Nidhogg]

Turboneger - Hes a Grungewhore

He walks the streets alone

His day's complete

Another showdown

Between the sheets

When he remembers

The first time score

The scene was nasty

And his ring was sore

 

He saw his chance

To make it big

Red rubber mask

And a dreadlock wig

New Music Seminar

He made A scene

He drove them crazy

They made him scream

 

Tacoma Washington

A motel room

A sordid wedding

They switched as groom

They rode him hard

But it just felt fine

He got to sign

The dotted line

 

Fame and fortune

He struck it big

Hard but melodic

Became his gig

And every interview

Was so profound

A worthy exponent

Of that grungy sound

 

Grungy

 

Well he's a grunge whore

Knows what he likes

Black leather men on motorbikes

No selfrespect

He's in it for the action

A million dollar satisfaction

He 's a grunge whore

 

Kongesang! Må nesten høre hele sangen for å skjønne hvor bra den er. Hele teksten

 

SideBrok

ej finne mej sjøl på ei jernbaneskinne

prøva desperat å halde på et minne

men toget he gått og båte he letta

ej he landa og hjernå mi e metta

 

 

Mitt siste bidrag er et sitat fra Metallica sin musikkvideo med sangen One. Der er det en liten gutt som prater med faren sin:

Gutt: "Daddy, what is democracy?"

Faren: "It got somthing to do about young men, going out and killing eachoter". "And for democracy, every man would sacrify his life"

 

(unskyld for all den dårlige engelsken, men jeg regner med dere skjønner det)

Har selfølgelig mye anna på lager, men akkurat no må jeg stikke!

[Sneglen]

She was divintys creature that kissed in cold mirrors. A Queen of Snow, far beyond compare, lips attuned to symmetry sought her everywhere. Dark liquored eyes, an arabian Nightmare

 

Finnes flere, men kommer jeg på hvilke nå? Neppe

[Whiteshit]

....let him who has understanding..reckon the number of the beast...

for it is a human numer.....it's number is sixhundredandsixtysix....

[fenris1979]

full metal jacket

 

Drill Seargeant: How tall are you private?

Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!

Drill Seargeant: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Seargeant: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private? Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!

Drill Seargeant: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Seargeant: Are you a peter puffer?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Seargeant: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

 

mer:

Drill Seargeant: Whatever you do don't fall down, that would break my fucking heart.

 

mer:

Drill Seargeant: You climb obstacles like old people fuck, you know that Private Pyle.

 

platoon:

Free your mind, your ass will follow.

 

sorry eg er i litt battlefield vietnam humør i natt

[Vortexsurfer]

- Death In Vegas

"If I don't go crazy I'll lose my mind

I saw the light before me, but now I'm blind"

 

- Nirvana "Territorial Pissings"

"Just because youre paranoid

Doesnt mean theyre not after you"

 

- Genesis inc. Peter Gabriel "Get'em out by Friday"

"18/9/2012 TV FLASH ON A DIAL-A-PROGRAM SERVICES

This is an announcement from Genetic Control:

It is my sad duty to inform you of a 4ft restriction on humanoid height.

 

EXTRACT FROM CONVERSATION OF JOE ORDINARY IN LOCAL PUBORAMA

I hear the directors of Genetic Control have been buying all the properties that have recently been sold, taking risks oh so bold. It is said now that people will be shorter in height, they can fit twice as many in the same building site(they say it's all right)."

[Dark_Avenger]

"you can stick your golden handshake,

stick your silly rules

and all the other shit

that you teach the kids at school"

 

fra AC/DC's Rock 'N' Roll Singer

[type_o_negative]

"Teenage angst has paid of well, now I`m bored and old" - Kurt Cobain

[Döden]

Metallica / *Husker ikke sang; bare album: Kill 'em all*

"Those people who tell you not to take chances, are all missing on what life is about...."

Motorbreath det

Genial sang!!! Fenger alltid like godt

Stemmer ja.

Hadde sangen på tungen men fikk det ikke ut da.

Konge sang. *Tempo tempo!!*

edit; *

Endret 17. mai 2004 av Beistet

[Fragletrollet]

Btw:

 

I drowned in a sea made of liquor

And I washed up on a beach made of Co-Caine

The sky was made of L-S-D

And every tree was made of Marihuana!

 

The cops pulled me over

They did not arrest me

Instead they sucked my dick!

 

We will no longer spell the word COPS

 

So give me a D!!!

Give me a R!!

Give me a U!!

Give em a G!!

 

_Give_ _me_ _an_ S!!

 

And what does that spell?

 

 

*takeoff*

 

 

Fra sangen D.R.U.G.S. av Neophyte! wee

[Haraldson]

Se signatur

 

Edit: Nei, ikke nå lenger, da. Tror det var noe Mars Volta-greier.

Endret 22. august 2004 av Mr.Berg

[Suppelars2k]

"Min kone forlot meg mens jeg sto og fiska. Just mens jeg dro en skrei!"

 

Black Debbath - Min Kone Forlot Meg Mens Jeg Stod og Fiska. (just mens jeg dro en skrei)

Endret 19. mai 2004 av HalTan

[JR Ewing]

Fra Eminem - Guilty Conscience:

"Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?

What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!"

Hehe, den er pen..

[TAAB]

Kjøtt :

 

Nå vil jeg'kke leike med teitinger mer

for nå skal jeg sladre til pappa

om at mor driver hor

mens far er på kontor

det er en orgie på gang nedi trappa

 

Raga R

 

Han går på jobben

Hun blir igjen

De tar avskjed på trappen, de har pene manerer

begge stemmer høyre og ingen onanerer

 

Jim M

 

Mother.....I want to fuck you .....ALL NIGHT LONG........MEEEYYEEAAAHHHHH