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Far Cry:

 

It's all over for you joke

I'am scrout paul

Flash him out

Suck all this

Your ass is great

I'am gona mess you up

I'am gona Thear you a new one

Did you see something

I see you

Do you hear something

You are mine now

I now you are out there

What was that

I'am comming for you

I wish you where dead

 

 

edit: skriveleif

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Fra Dragon Warrior VII:

 

- Peace sure is peaceful!

- But we shall persevere. I still have many illegitimate children to father before I die

- Myanyanya! Mya mya mya?

- Are you trying to seduce my girl, you self satisfied son of a bitch?

- I'm really tired of being sober

- ...looking back on it he was never really popular with the ladies! Or maybe he is popular but I just haven't seen it yet. If he really is a ladies man then I envy him! Oh well. Back to painting figurines and arranging them in dramatic poses!

- Let us return to the village and get pissed drunk!

 

 

EDIT: "All your base are belong to us" fra Zero Wing

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Jeg syntes CC Gens inneholdt ganske god sjølironi fra USA's side :) Et grom-eksempel er i singleplayeren når du blir sendt for å sprenge den kjemiske fabrikken og eksplosjonen slakter soldatene dine. Egentlig gjelder vel det alle faksjonene. GLA oppdraget der du skal stjæla FN forsyningene er ikke akkurat politisk korrekt kost heller, hehe.

 

errrm, for ikke å skli helt av topic:

 

War3 Crypt Fiend:

"Spider sense.. tingling!"

Det er vel heller: "Vi er helter, vi dør for landet vårt" ;)

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Halo

 

SERGEANT (legendary):

 

Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! (Pause) (Slow and loud) Am I right, Marines?

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GTA:VC

 

 

Fyr 1: They have your wife!

 

Fyr 2: But I`m not married!

 

Fyr 1: You are now...TO AMERICA!

Hehe! du mener Tim? Vice city radioen er jo helt genial!

Kan ta noen eksempler: :green:

 

 

 

"Lock up your daughters,

shoot your son!

Love Fist is coming to town!"

 

"Get yourselves a bodybag,

strap yourself in.

And start making friends,

the american way!"

 

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Etter Exploder reklamen i VC; Rated PG, may include patriatic garbage.

 

Eller etter en annen reklame; Rated R for, Retarded. HÆHÆHÆHÆ, ellers er det meste pit Lorden sier i WC3 ganske så bra. Pit Lord: Um... im a demon.

Kjærring: But you said you worked in the post office?!?

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Etter Exploder reklamen i VC; Rated PG, may include patriatic garbage.

 

Eller etter en annen reklame; Rated R for, Retarded. HÆHÆHÆHÆ, ellers er det meste pit Lorden sier i WC3 ganske så bra. Pit Lord: Um... im a demon.

Kjærring: But you said you worked in the post office?!?

1. Prøv "patriotic garbage" så snakker vi fort fisk her.

 

2. Hvorfor ikke sette det inn i en sammenheng?

 

Dette er hele kaka:

 

 

 

-*cheesey talk show theme music plays*

-Announcer: "Welcome back to 'Jaina In the Morning'."

-Jaina: "We're here with Malvindroth, Hunter of Night, and his

girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover,

right?"

-Kim: "Umm... yeah?"

-Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell us why you're really here."

-Malvindroth: "Well, Kim-cake, I love you. But I have something to

tell you. Uh... I'm a Demon."

-*audience gasps and boos*

-Malvindroth: "Actually, more of a Pitlord."

-Kim: "What? I don't understand."

-Crowd: "HE'S A BUM, THROW HIM OUT!"

-Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office."

-Malvindroth: "Well... I moonlight."

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Ser det er mange sitater fra en av mine favoritter, duke nukem 3d...

Liker denne jeg:

 

"Nobody steals our chicks.... And LIVES!" :devil:

 

Ellers har vi jo

 

"your face your ass, whats the difference?"

 

"It hurts to be YOU!"

 

Håper ikke disse er nevnt FOR mange ganger tidligere iafall ;)

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Sacred:

"Don`t wait for the grim reaper, i`m going to mow you down!"

 

Ikke den beste jeg har hørt, men en artig en fra et rollespill! :thumbs:

 

Ellers har vi mange godbiter fra alle 3 WarCraft spillene.

Bla. fra WC3; " me so horny, me hurt you long time!" (tatt fra Full Metal Jacket)

 

Også mye gøy på Vice City- radioen, som den som er nevnt over, om han gårds-arbeideren som kom tilbake til Nam...

 

Føyer sikkert til en del senere, ettersom jeg kommer på noen...

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Far Cry:

 

It's all over for you joke

I'am scrout paul

Flash him out

Suck all this

Your ass is great

I'am gona mess you up

I'am gona Thear you a new one

Did you see something

I see you

Do you hear something

You are mine now

I now you are out there

What was that

I'am comming for you

I wish you where dead

 

 

edit: skriveleif

Du skriver "Your ass is great" men i virkeligheten sier de "Your ass is grass"!!!

"Suck all this"= "Suck ON this!"!!!!

 

Få med deg hva som blir sagt!

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