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Er det brainscan?

Pokker... Men ja :hrm:

 

hehe, det var ganske tilfeldig at jeg kunne den, men han som har laget musikken til den har også laget musikken til Harold & Kumar 2..

 

en liten samtale:

 

Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried! She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.

Daphne: Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.

Osgood: We can have it altered.

Daphne: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

Osgood: Why not?

Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

Osgood: Doesn't matter.

Daphne: I smoke! I smoke all the time!

Osgood: I don't care.

Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

Osgood: I forgive you.

Daphne: I can never have children!

Osgood: We can adopt some.

Daphne/Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! Uhhh, I'm a man!

Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!

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Weehuu! :D Denne kommer dere ikke til å klare med det første:

 

Konstabel 1: Some man is in there with a stake through his heart.

Konstabel 2: Scary.

Konstabel 1: You know anything about this?

Person: Yes, I did it.

Konstabel 1: Who is he in there?

Person: His name's *****.

Konstabel 1: How long has he been dead?

Person: About 500 years.

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