Nvidia kjøper AMD

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http://www.tomshardware.com/column/02q2/02...0401/index.html

 

 

1.april...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fy søren så morsomt!!!!! Her er noen utdrag:

 

-Apparently, AMD foreseeing its inability to come up with anything as cool as the GeForce 4 werewolf demo, caved in immediately to Nvidia's demands

 

-ATi reacted by noting, "This does not have any impact on the value of our Canadian stock. We are going to have a really cool 3D demo using a cyborg moose that eats werewolves for lunch. So there."

 

-An Intel spokesperson told us, "Well, we still have those blue guys, and they have their own show in Vegas. That's really cool, and the kids just love it. We're thinking of buying the Moody Blues, too

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Og ikke minst denne:

 

"Microsoft executives have been the first to express dismay and anger at this latest act of hubris by Nvidia. As one Microsoft executive told us off the record, "We built the Xbox, we paid for it, we marketed it, and Nvidia got all the credit! Damn, this is really unfair. A lot of us had been hoping to get out of the whole Windows thing and start making really, really cool 3D games about chicks in bikinis fighting Ninjas. Now, all we have left is a big fat anti-trust lawsuit."