Engelsk vits 2

[Ni kon]

A man walks into a bar and sees a well-decorated military officer sitting at the bar. He also notices that the man has a head about the size of an orange. So he walks up to the officer and says "That really is an impressive uniform, but I have to ask. What happened to your head?" The officer replies "Well, about five years ago I was in a ship wreck and washed up to an island. When I awoke I heard cries for help, so I went to investigate. I found a mermaid trapped under a rock. So I lifted the rock to free her, and she told me that she would grant me three wishes for my heroic deed. I wished that I could be sent back home, and she replied that she would grant that wish when the other two were made. I wished for tons of money, so she filled the island with cash, gold, and jewels as far as the eye could see. Next, I commented that I hadn't had sex for a while, and if she could do anything about it? She said 'Well, I have this fin in the way, I can't really help you with that.' So I said 'How about a little head?'"

 

 

He he he he

 

Have a nice day

[Rikky]

Haha :!:

[Stor Oddnoga]

He he.

[Uderzo]

Good one

[chokke]

Skjønte den ikke

[tor_erik]

Skjønte den ikke

Hun spør ham om en liten jobb...

 

Good one, btw

[Fredrik]

 

Nice one dahle

[remerserr]

haha konge

[chokke]

Ahhhhh nå skjønte jeg den

[remerserr]

og d tok 1 time og 37 minutter tuller

[Totenkopf]

heh, genialt