kenny Skrevet 31. mars 2004 Del Skrevet 31. mars 2004 "Shit happens" - Forrest Gump Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening Christian Science: If shit happens, pretend it doesn't really exist Taoism: Shit happens Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens" Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before Solipsism: Shit happens because I wish it Mysticism: Just experience shit happening Asceticism: If shit happens, renounce it Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but won't tell you Atheism: Shit just happens and that's all there is to it Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore I exist Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere Stoicism: I don't care if shit happens Epicureanism: Let's party while shit doesn't happen Cynicism: Of course shit happens Occultism: Shit materializes from other planes of existence Terrorism: Shit will happen unless you do as I say Pollyanism: It's so nice that shit happens! Puritanism: S** can happen all day as long as you don't call it that Behaviorism: You are conditioned to having shit happen Freudianism: If shit happens, it's your mother's fault Parapsychology: Shit happens without material causes Surrealism: Purple shit happens near melting clocks Cubism: If shit happens, you won't recognize it Cultural relativism: Shit happens everywhere differently Optimism: If shit happens, we'll find a way to use it Pessimism: If shit happens, there won't be enough for everybody Tabloid Sensationalism: Green shit from Mars happens to Elvis clone Biblical Creationism: Shit happens because God created it Secular Humanism: Shit happens because it evolved from primitive shit Scientific Reductionism: If shit happens, find out what kind exactly Scientific Obscurantism: Amorphous excrement does occur in given cases Bureaucracy: I don't care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms Feminism: Women demand to have shit happen Ecology: If organic shit happens, it's OK Capitalism: Let's profit from shit happening Socialism: If shit happens, let's distribute it equally Patriotism: Our shit is better than your shit Conservatism: They don't make even shit happen like they used to Liberalism: Shit shouldn't happen tomorrow Classical Physics: Shit does not 'happen', it just moves around Quantum Physics #1: Shit happens but you can't say both where and when Quantum Physics #2: Shit happens in discrete quanta called shitons Holistic Physics: If shit happens, it happens everywhere at once Microcomputing: If shit happens, we'll fix it in the next version Computer Science: All shit can in principle happen on a Turing Machine Applied Mathematics: The probabity of shit happening approaches unity Engineering: When shit happens, paint over Medicine: If shit happens, take two Aspirins and call me in the morning Economics: Shit happens because there's a geat demand for it Politics: If shit happens, make a deal with it Diplomacy: Let's pretend shit doesn't happen Lenke til kommentar
SvennAndre Skrevet 31. mars 2004 Del Skrevet 31. mars 2004 Good evening everyone, including radio and _video_ listeners.- Georg W. Bush Omg, IQ check please... Lenke til kommentar
Shulgin Skrevet 31. mars 2004 Forfatter Del Skrevet 31. mars 2004 Det kenny posta, var genialt, gitt. Lenke til kommentar
rlz Skrevet 31. mars 2004 Del Skrevet 31. mars 2004 "Most of our imports come from other countries." George W. Bush Lenke til kommentar
ThomasL Skrevet 1. april 2004 Del Skrevet 1. april 2004 The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country... The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I dindn't live in this century... I have made good judgemenst in the past. I have made good judgements in the future... A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls... It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the imuprities in our air and water that are doing it... They misunderestimated me... I think we agree, the past is over... It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it... ja... du gjettet riktig... dette er verdens mektigste mann... George W Bush Lenke til kommentar
ⅵdar Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 10. mars 2007 To be or not to be. -- Shakespeare To do is to be. -- Nietzsche To be is to do. -- Sartre Do be do be do. -- Sinatra Lenke til kommentar
Mad Esc Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 10. mars 2007 <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> awesome! <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw <AzureDiamond> oh, ok. Lenke til kommentar
Arthemax Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 10. mars 2007 (endret) Det meste som står her Endret 10. mars 2007 av Arthemax Lenke til kommentar
Sindrelol Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 10. mars 2007 (endret) <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> awesome! <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw <AzureDiamond> oh, ok. 8123007[/snapback] Haha, den er så bra. Man skal være ganske godtroende for å gå med på noe sånn :!: Endret 10. mars 2007 av Sindrelol Lenke til kommentar
Emancipate Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Minds are like trash cans: when open, people fill them with junk. Loven er som en telefonstolpe; du kan ikke hoppe over, men du kan gå rundt. «Du kan være helt sikker på at indianerne i USA var imot innvandring.» Oddbjørn Jonstad, Oppegård Frp (VG) Lenke til kommentar
Arthemax Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Enda litt mer lettlurt: br0kenrabbit says: hi Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening br0kenrabbit says: What's ip? br0kenrabbit says: up? Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team br0kenrabbit says: On MSN? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes br0kenrabbit says: Why? Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information br0kenrabbit says: My information? Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you? br0kenrabbit says: No. I don't even have it written down. Greg_ValveOLS says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format? br0kenrabbit says: Well... Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:) br0kenrabbit says: Well Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect it secure br0kenrabbit says: Can I be honest with you, Greg? Greg_ValveOLS says: k br0kenrabbit says: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either. br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see. Greg_ValveOLS says: huh? Greg_ValveOLS says: bs br0kenrabbit says: Trace it. Greg_ValveOLS says: how br0kenrabbit says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter. Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k br0kenrabbit says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password. br0kenrabbit says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why? br0kenrabbit says: Have you read the ToS? Greg_ValveOLS says: Tod? Greg_ValveOLS says: tos br0kenrabbit says: terms of service Greg_ValveOLS says: were? br0kenrabbit says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why br0kenrabbit says: I just told you why Greg_ValveOLS says: br0kenrabbit says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay? Greg_ValveOLS says: k br0kenrabbit says: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Is this you? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Are you the only user of this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Okay, and what is the username Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Okay. br0kenrabbit says: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. Greg_ValveOLS says: some. dude Greg_ValveOLS says: m br0kenrabbit says: Do you always log on from the same IP? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information. Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite? br0kenrabbit says: What is your city of residence? br0kenrabbit says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Illinios? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes br0kenrabbit says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off. Greg_ValveOLS says: why br0kenrabbit says: So I can update your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: can I play 2 nite Greg_ValveOLS says: clan fight Greg_ValveOLS says: wont win without me heh br0kenrabbit says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Give me just a moment. br0kenrabbit says: Try to log in now. Greg_ValveOLS says: k Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@? br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: did u ban me?????>WHY br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: what br0kenrabbit says: Valve will never ask for your username and password. Greg_ValveOLS says: what?? br0kenrabbit says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt. Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why? br0kenrabbit says: Why were you trying to steal my account? Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst br0kenrabbit says: Then why were you asking for my information? Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas Greg_ValveOLS says: what br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, bitch. Lenke til kommentar
Emomilol Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 10. mars 2007 (endret) Enda litt mer lettlurt: [...] br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, bitch. 8124177[/snapback] Jeg gråter. Duke Nukem er kongen av konger når deg gjelder sitater; It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum. Die, you son of a bitch! Eat shit and die! Your face, your ass... what's the difference? Damn, I'm looking good Nobody steals our chicks... and lives! This *really* pisses me off! I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! So help me Duke! You're an inspiration for birth control! You're gonna die for that! It hurts to be you. Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot! I'm God's gift to women! I prefer a good cigar... and a bad woman The bigger they are, the more they bleed! You're too good looking to kill, but I'm gonna kill you anyway! Ah, New York! If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em ANYWHERE! Come on Morphix, there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die! Endret 10. mars 2007 av Emomilol Lenke til kommentar
rhymenocerous Skrevet 10. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 10. mars 2007 <MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike <goatboy> what? <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy. <goatboy> er? <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy. <goatboy> and? <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy. <goatboy> ... <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy. <goatboy> i dont get it <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL. <goatboy> bastard --- Denne er best! Lenke til kommentar
Arthemax Skrevet 11. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 11. mars 2007 Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor (Mootar) morons.(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer Krypterte nettverk ftw. Lenke til kommentar
Namek Skrevet 11. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 11. mars 2007 "Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." --Gore Vidal haha genial. Mange som er godtroende her. Vet ikke helt om jeg tror på alle.. Lenke til kommentar
Anonym2007 Skrevet 11. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 11. mars 2007 "She's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a lady" ^^ Lenke til kommentar
The Norwegian Skrevet 11. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 11. mars 2007 "This is a great day to take a drive" - JFK Lenke til kommentar
fffuuu manchu Skrevet 12. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 12. mars 2007 J.G Ballard om internett: "Twenty years ago no one could have imagined the effects the Internet would have: entire relationships flourish, friendships prosper…there’s a vast new intimacy and accidental poetry, not to mention the weirdest porn." Lenke til kommentar
Matsemann Skrevet 12. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 12. mars 2007 Trykk på Homer Simpson i signaturen min, er lenke til wikiquote Lenke til kommentar
Killa833 Skrevet 12. mars 2007 Del Skrevet 12. mars 2007 <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> awesome! <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw <AzureDiamond> oh, ok. 8123007[/snapback] Har greid å lure en på den måten. Han følte seg ganske dum ut etterpå Lenke til kommentar
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