morroheter innen FAQ/HowTo's

[greigster]

sitter og leser litt How'To's og kommer over det ene gullkornet etter det andre

 

la meg sitere et par gullkort:

 

This is what you need for any of the RAID levels:

 

-A kernel. Preferably a kernel from the 2.4 series. Alternatively a 2.0 or 2.2 kernel with the RAID patches applied.

-The RAID tools.

-Patience, Pizza, and your favorite caffeinated beverage.

 

sjøl kan jeg anbefale Jolt Cola

 

 

/dev/md0 is now ready to be formatted, mounted, used and abused.

 

 

Greigster

[Thlom]

Q: How do I autorejoin channels after being kicked?

 

A: That's evil and you shouldn't do it. If you get kicked, you should stay out, at least until the channel forgot you existed Most channels I've joined just ban you if you autorejoin after kick. If you're joined to channels who kick people for fun, try changing channels or something.

 

Anyway, if you REALLY want to do that, and you understand that you're doing evilness, you can use the autorejoin.pl script that comes with irssi. You'll still need to specify the channels you wish to rejoin with /SET autorejoin_channels #chan1 #chan2 ...

 

Fra irssi FAQ

[Ganske]

ganske@linux:~ > apt-get --help
(...)
                      This APT has Super Cow Powers.

ganske@linux:~ > apt-get moo
        (__)
        (oo)
  /------\/
 / |    ||
*  /\---/\
   ~~   ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...

ganske@linux:~ > aptitude --help
(...)
                 This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.

ganske@linux:~ > aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.

[DummeGaas]

Deadlocks are problematic, but not as bad as data

corruption.  Code which grabs a read lock, searches a list,

fails to find what it wants, drops the read lock, grabs a

write lock and inserts the object has a race condition.

 

If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.

[Mr.Elendig]

Skriveleifer er (nesten) alltid like morrosame.

 

/me peikar på på emne beskivinga.....

 

 

 

(ingen harde følelser:)

Endret 27. februar 2004 av Mr.Elendig

[gspr]

Her må hele "The second MPlayer FAQ" nevnes.

Utdrag:

Q #132: I can't see any picture, only hear the sound

A: you are blind

[JuZt3r]

Her må hele "The second MPlayer FAQ" nevnes.

Utdrag:

Q #132: I can't see any picture, only hear the sound

A: you are blind

hehe så rått.

[RottePostei]

Skriveleifer er (nesten) alltid like morrosame.

 

/me peikar på på emne beskivinga.....

"emne beskivinga"... 2 in 1

oh, the irony...

Endret 27. februar 2004 av RottePostei

[schmelck.no]

ganske@linux:~ > apt-get --help
(...)
                      This APT has Super Cow Powers.

ganske@linux:~ > apt-get moo
        (__)
        (oo)
  /------\/
 / |    ||
*  /\---/\
   ~~   ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...

ganske@linux:~ > aptitude --help
(...)
                 This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.

ganske@linux:~ > aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.

Haha, den var bra! Bare for å spamme litt Noen som kan legge til noe på denne, eller er jeg den eneste som er observant?

[kyrsjo]

Fra GDM sin hjelp-fil:

 

Anybody found not using a dedicated user for GDM should be whacked over the head with a large, blunt, heavy and rusty object, although the rusty requirement may be dropped if there is not enough time to have the object develop rust. 

[xeon]

roger@mainframe:~$ ps aux | grep gdm                                                                                                                                                       
root     12118  0.0  0.2  7892 2112 ?        S    18:11   0:00 /usr/bin/gdm-binary
root     12119  0.0  0.2  7888 2308 ?        S    18:11   0:00 /usr/bin/gdm-binary
root     12120  3.1  5.1 108360 39688 ?      SL   18:11   6:19 /usr/X11R6/bin/X :0 -auth /var/lib/gdm/:0.Xauth -nolisten tcp vt7

 

*au*

[kyrsjo]

Hmm... her ser GDM ut til å kjøre på root (som den må), mens gdmgreeter (gui) kjører på "gdm"

 

[kyrre@kyrre-laptop kyrre]$ ps aux | grep gdm
root      3260  0.0  0.7 11092 1936 ?        S    20:45   0:00 /usr/bin/gdm-binary -nodaemon
root      3301  0.0  0.9 11752 2432 ?        S    20:45   0:00 /usr/bin/gdm-binary -nodaemon
root      3302  0.0  3.3 39624 8472 ?        S    20:45   0:00 /usr/X11R6/bin/X :0 -audit 0 -auth /var/gdm/:0.Xauth -nolisten tcp vt7
gdm       3310  0.0  3.6 33492 9384 ?        S    20:46   0:00 /usr/bin/gdmgreeter
kyrre     3473  0.0  0.2  4500  580 pts/1    S    22:23   0:00 grep gdm
[kyrre@kyrre-laptop kyrre]$

[DummeGaas]

Fra release notes til siste nmap:

To emphasize the highly professional nature of Nmap, I changed all instances of "fucked up" in error message text into "b0rked".

[Ganske]

I BeBook, API-dokumentasjonen til BeOS, finst følgjande nyttige funksjonar:

 

is_computer_on()

int32 is_computer_on(void)

Returns 1 if the computer is on. If the computer isn't on, the value returned by this function is undefined.

 

is_computer_on_fire()

double is_computer_on_fire(void)

Returns the temperature of the motherboard if the computer is currently on fire. If the computer isn't on fire, the function returns some other value.

[Ganske]

ganske@linux:~ > debfoster --help
Usage: debfoster [-ck FILE] [-adefhinopqrsvV] package1 package2-
Installs package1, deinstalls package2

-v, --verbose                  Be a loudmouth

[Harkonnen]

Fant noe jeg i all fall synes var litt morsomt i natt

 

http://ldp.linux.no/HOWTO/Mock-Mainframe/background.html

 

In the last decade of the past millennium, I moved out of my parents' house and into a small apartment with my girlfriend. I left behind not only the comfort of a magically refilling refrigerator, but also a computer network that suddenly had to survive daily and sometimes creative usage by my mom, dad, and kid sister for months without me. After some gentle persuasion, my girlfriend not only switched from Windows to Linux, but also became my fiancee. I left grad school and got a real job, which left me with even less time to fool around even with my -- er, our -- network, let alone my parents' computers. My fiancee became my wife, we left the apartment for a small house, and then I found myself spending more time changing diapers than floppies.

 

In other words, somewhere along the way, I turned into an adult.

 

[Cronius]

WARNING: RAID-6 is currently highly experimental.  If you use it, there is no guarantee whatsoever that it won't destroy your data, eat your disk drives, insult your mother, or re-appoint George W. Bush.

Fant det da jeg kompilerte ny kjerne i dag (2.6.8.1 i menuconfig: Device Drivers -> Multi Device support -> Raid-6).

 

Ikke engang Linux er politisk nøytral når det er valg i USA j/k

[Torbjørn]

hehe, morsomt

 

bra at denne tråden våknet litt til liv igjen. skal holde øynene åpne for artigheter selv.

[kyrsjo]

Fant noe jeg i all fall synes var litt morsomt i natt

 

http://ldp.linux.no/HOWTO/Mock-Mainframe/background.html

 

In the last decade of the past millennium, I moved out of my parents' house and into a small apartment with my girlfriend. I left behind not only the comfort of a magically refilling refrigerator, but also a computer network that suddenly had to survive daily and sometimes creative usage by my mom, dad, and kid sister for months without me. After some gentle persuasion, my girlfriend not only switched from Windows to Linux, but also became my fiancee. I left grad school and got a real job, which left me with even less time to fool around even with my -- er, our -- network, let alone my parents' computers. My fiancee became my wife, we left the apartment for a small house, and then I found myself spending more time changing diapers than floppies.

 

In other words, somewhere along the way, I turned into an adult.

 

Den der førte faktisk til innkjøp av en tynnklientserver

[laaknor]

Er alltid noen som ikke har fått med seg all den moroa man kan se i kildekode, så da tok jeg en kjapp runde i kernelsourcen jeg hadde liggende....

 

Tok ut de mest spennende:

 

arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */

arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */

drivers/net/sunhme.c:          /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */

net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c:                  /* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */

 

Men var i en eller annen 2.4-kjerne jeg fant "/* fuck, this is here just so that you can grep for it */".... Noen som har rydda opp i koden :/