Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

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Ingredients:

 

1 cup water

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

4 large eggs

1 bottle vodka

2 cups dried fruit

1 cup brown sugar

1 cup sugar

lemon juice

nuts

1 can of red bull

 

 

Method:

1. Sample the vodka to check the quality

2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again

3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink

4. Repeat

5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat on cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl

6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again

7. At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is still ok

8. Flavour with red bull to taste

9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer

10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit

11. Pick fruit off floor

12. Mix on the turner

13. If the dried fruit gets stuck to the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver

14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticity, flavour with a little red bull

15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something .. Who giveshz a shit

16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder

17. Pick up can, mop the floor

18. Check the vodka

19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts

20. Add one table

21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find

22. Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over

23. Don't forget to beat off the turner

24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog

 

 

(seen on tornament.com)

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(seen on tornament.com)

bombe..

[Bushnell]

hmm.. bra oppskrift.. må vel prøve den der