dear tech support

[AMD-guru #1]

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Dear Technical Support

 

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which

I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently

conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and

run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

 

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other

applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program,

Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my

system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

 

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same

time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,

they caused severe damage to my hardware.

 

I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon

had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my

available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse

2003.

 

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very

unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored

in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months

later when I had forgotten about them.

 

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can,

without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter products

have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

 

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring

ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to

be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child

processes that drain my resources.

 

These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me

that they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to

my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather

annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.

 

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be

problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before

uninstalling itself.

 

Any help on this matter would be most gratefully received.

Endret 15. desember 2003 av AMD-guru #1

[Javeljavel]

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