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[Nikoszzz]

Jeg kjøpte hele kartong røyk for 10kr i dag. Gikk til butikken og ba om røyk , men så fikk korte kartong så ansatt puttet på prisen i kassa -1049kr da jeg skulle betale merket jeg at jeg fikk korte , jeg vet ikke sikkert han trodde at jeg betalte så han slettet alt og satt bare -10kr på kassa. Jeg betalte de 10kr og fikk hele kartong lange røyk. På kvittering står det 10kr og det samme på nettbank. -10kr. Billigste røyk frem til nå .

[johanf]

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[ozone]

Hvilket språk skal jeg stille google translate inn på? Auto funker ikke.

[Gjest Slettet+9817324]

Festlig Walken historie :

 

"Goes either way depending on who you were in the situation. My dad met Christopher Walken in a bar, but it wasn't under pleasant circumstances.

 

Basically, Walken had been doing SOMETHING in the area (my dad has no clue what) and he walked in to the bar around 8 or 9pm. My dad wasn't that old, maybe in his 30s tops. So this was about 20 years ago or so.

 

As soon as Walken sits down, people at the bar start mobbing him for autographs, grabbing shitty stained napkins, baring skin, whatever it'd take to get his autograph.

 

He just stood up angrily, shouted something akin to "Fuck off! All of you! Leave me the fuck alone!" And then pointed to my dad and said, "But give that guy a drink on me. He's the only one who didn't give a shit."

 

...or something to that effect. My dad doesn't believe in being starstruck, so he kinda just went, "Neat, Christopher Walken," and continued watching tv"