Fylla

[Kowalski]

Sakset fra Kvasimongo på battlefield.no (og utallige andre forum, utvilsomt).

Dette er en fin guide til det vi fyllefanter faktisk må erkjenne er uomtvistelige sannheter, og før helgens børst passer det bra å være oppmerksom på seg selv og andres utvikling gjennom rusen.

Så, de fem stadier man typisk går gjennom i løpet av en fyllekule:

 

 

Stage 1 - SMART

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the

known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of

course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an

interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

 

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING

This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the

entire bar and that people want you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing

they want you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are

still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the

sun.

 

Stage 3 - RICH

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You

can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of

money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because

of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets.It

doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy

drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING

person in the world.

 

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF

You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially

those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can

hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people

who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no

fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell,

you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

 

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do

anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk

through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see

or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

[fy_pokkers]

Høhø, jeg trenger ikke drikke for å bekrefte dette.. Alle vet at jeg er synonymt med alt dette allerede

Endret 21. november 2003 av nvoetfiv