Hva heter sangen?

[mikk-]

The Mahna Mahna song, fra Teh Muppet Show.

 

 

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My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be

Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me

Lefty? Yeah but that was alright

She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright

My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony

I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company

Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky

So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys

Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word

So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd

I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color

And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother

But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy

And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?

Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee

You know what I really want in a girl? Me

 

I need to find a new vagina

Any kind of new vagina

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina

Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina

[Thlom]

Blood hound gang - Three point one four

 

Sweet communist the communist daughter standingon the sea-weed water semen stains the mountaintop semen stains the mountain tops withcoca leaves along the bordersweetness sings from every corner cars careeningfrom the clouds the bridges burst and twist aroundand wanting something warm and moving bendstowards herself the soothing proves that she muststill exist she moves herself about her fist sweetcommunist the communist daughter standing on thesea-weed water semen stains the mountain topssemen stains the mountain tops

[Suppelars2k]

Den norske pornobransjen har det ikke lett for tiden

et fundamentalistisk kristent regime sørger effektivt for det.

Med sine puritanske holdninger, og sin strenge sensurpolitikk

Vil de dra en økonomisk arvtager til oljen rett i dass.

 

Jeg spør: er samfunnet tjent med at så sterke pornoskuespillere,

må gå arbeidsledige eller ta strøjobber på dagsen?

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Støtt opp om norske vaaaareeeeeer.

 

^^ Utdrag, go figure.

[Ueland]

The good old telletråd, dvs stråder som vi ikke trenger her og posten stenges.

 

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