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evilsarahbitch: Hi. Are you the one who lost your dog?

amybee2003: yes Hi. Did you find him?

evilsarahbitch: No. Sorry.

evilsarahbitch: My name is Sarah

evilsarahbitch: I just saw your poster and wanted to say that I was sorry for your loss.

evilsarahbitch: What's your name?

amybee2003: Amy

evilsarahbitch: When did you lose him?

amybee2003: this weeksnd

evilsarahbitch: What happened?

amybee2003: Saturday afternoon

evilsarahbitch: Did he run away?

amybee2003: not sure

amybee2003: we put him out back on his chain and when I went out he was gone

evilsarahbitch: I lost my dog a few weeks ago too but I just got a new one the other day

evilsarahbitch: I'm so happy now because I really missed my dog.

amybee2003: I cant talk long because me and mom are going to go look some more

evilsarahbitch: That's really a shame but at least he is still alive, right?

evilsarahbitch: I wish I could say the same.

amybee2003: did your dog die that's terrible

evilsarahbitch: Yeah, he did.

amybee2003: I'm sorry. how

evilsarahbitch: Internal bleeding is what the cop said.

amybee2003: cop?

evilsarahbitch: Yeah. Cop. Vet, whatever.

evilsarahbitch: I don't really remember. I was pretty drunk

amybee2003: was he hit by a car

evilsarahbitch: no, not at all.

evilsarahbitch: All my dogs die that way.

evilsarahbitch: I don't understand it.

evilsarahbitch: I was just playing with him and he started bleeding from his ears again

amybee2003: again?

evilsarahbitch: yeah. Look, I don't want to talk about it anymore, ok?

amybee2003: ok im sorry

evilsarahbitch: It's a pretty sensitive subject for me and I'd just assume forget about it.

evilsarahbitch: I got rid of all of his toys and his bowl.

amybee2003: that is so sad

evilsarahbitch: yeah.

evilsarahbitch: And as soon as I am finished with this community service bullshit, it will all be over.

amybee2003: what are you taking about?

evilsarahbitch: Nothing. Let's not talk about it.

evilsarahbitch: I can't bear to think of him anymore.

evilsarahbitch: I can only imagine what you must be going through now.

evilsarahbitch: I'm really sorry for your loss.

evilsarahbitch: The only thing that makes it better for me is my new dog

evilsarahbitch: I can't imagine what I would do if I lost Sparkles now.

evilsarahbitch: I've become so attached to him, It's almost like he's my own child.

amybee2003: your dog is named sparkles

amybee2003: sparkles ?

evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I guess so.

amybee2003: you guess so?

amybee2003: my dog was named sparkles too

evilsarahbitch: Oh really?

amybee2003: yeh

evilsarahbitch: I'll be honest with you, I don't really like the name.

evilsarahbitch: But that was what was on his tags when I found him so?

evilsarahbitch: you know.

amybee2003: you found him

evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I know.

evilsarahbitch: That's what I just said isn't it?

amybee2003: no I mean you found him? I was asking

evilsarahbitch: yeah, I was driving through this neighborhood in Fulton and found him

evilsarahbitch: That's where I live.

amybee2003: that's where I live too

amybee2003: you have sparkles?

evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I guess it was.

evilsarahbitch: I hate that fucking name so here is what I've been doing?

amybee2003: wait you found my dog ?

evilsarahbitch: Listen.

evilsarahbitch: Since all he answers to is Sparkles, here's what I've been doing?

evilsarahbitch: I call him from way across the yard, right?

amybee2003: yes. wait what does your dog look like?

amybee2003: is he a beagle with brown and black spots?

evilsarahbitch: Will you fucking listen to me?

amybee2003: yes but answer me

evilsarahbitch: Stop interrupting me.

evilsarahbitch: Ok. So I call him from waaaay across the yard and I hold a Milk Bone in my hand.

evilsarahbitch: And I yell, "Here Sparkles!" "Come here boy!"

evilsarahbitch: And he comes running to me from all the way across the yard.

evilsarahbitch: So the whole time he is running...

evilsarahbitch: I keep yelling, "Here Sparkles!" so he'll know his name

evilsarahbitch: And then, when he gets to me, do you know what I do?

amybee2003: what?

evilsarahbitch: I WHIP the hell out of him with a fan belt from an old car!

evilsarahbitch: Then I yell to him, "MONGO MONGO MONGO!!!!!"

evilsarahbitch: "YOUR NAME IS NOW MONGO!!"

amybee2003: that's not funny

amybee2003: is he a beagle with brown and black spots?

evilsarahbitch: Yeah. How'd you know??

amybee2003: tell me where you found this dog

evilsarahbitch: I told you. I found him in Fulton. Last Saturday.

amybee2003: sarah I lost my dog last saturday and I live in Fulton.

evilsarahbitch: Wow. That's crazy. What are the chances of that happening again?

amybee2003: you have my dog sparkles

evilsarahbitch: No. This dog's name is Mongo.

evilsarahbitch: I think Mongo is a good name.

evilsarahbitch: All my dogs have been named Mongo.

amybee2003: where did you find him??!

evilsarahbitch: Do you think Mongo is a good name?

amybee2003: answer my question sarah!!!

evilsarahbitch: It's certainly a lot better than Sparkles.

evilsarahbitch: What a gay ass name. Who the hell would name a dog Sparkles?

amybee2003: TELL ME WHERE YOU FOUND THIS DOG!!!

evilsarahbitch: ALRIGHT! Jesus. I don't know. He was chained up behind some house but listen?

evilsarahbitch: Chains don't stop dogs. Good training stops dogs

evilsarahbitch: Know what I'm sayin'?

amybee2003: You took him from my yard??

evilsarahbitch: Good training? and a LOT of beatings.

amybee2003: YOU STOLE MY DOG??????????

evilsarahbitch: But you have to use something hard like a fan belt or a piece of a garden hose

amybee2003: LISTEN YOU BETTER RETURN SPARKLES TO M EOR I WILL CALL THE POLICE NOW!

evilsarahbitch: It also helps if you starve them for a few days too.

amybee2003: LISTEN TO ME!

evilsarahbitch: it makes them more receptive to your instructions?

amybee2003: SARAH.

evilsarahbitch: Also, soak them in a 55 gallon drum full of ice water overnight.

amybee2003: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY SARAH NOW ANSWER ME

evilsarahbitch: See, the trick is to break his spirit so that he knows you're the master now.

evilsarahbitch: I have a system called SFBFB

amybee2003: Sarah. please answer me. you have no idea how worried I am about him

evilsarahbitch: See? Starve, Freeze, Beat, Freeze, and Beat again.

evilsarahbitch: Get it?

evilsarahbitch: SFBFB. That's the formula for a good dog.

amybee2003: sarah where do you live

amybee2003: sarah

evilsarahbitch: Fuck. hang on

amybee2003: if you have my dog you have to return him to me

amybee2003: this is serious I don't know if you think this is a joke or what

amybee2003: are you still there

evilsarahbitch: yeah hang on. This fucking dog peed on my couch

amybee2003: listen we are offering a reward and if you found him we will pay you

amybee2003: its not much but we don't have much

amybee2003: hello?

amybee2003: sarah

evilsarahbitch: Uh oh.

amybee2003: whats the matter

evilsarahbitch: I think I beat him too hard.

evilsarahbitch: He's got the blood coming out of his ears just like the others.

amybee2003: sarah I can't take any more of this

amybee2003: please tell me you are lieing about this or I am going to call the police right now

evilsarahbitch: Ok.

amybee2003: YOU ARE LIEING

evilsarahbitch: Yeah. Whatever. Look, I have to go.

amybee2003: ARE YOU LIEING OR NOT

evilsarahbitch: Since I don't know what the fuck 'lieing' means, I can't really tell you.

evilsarahbitch: But if it means having to go out back and dig a hole again then yes.

evilsarahbitch: I hate digging holes.

amybee2003: I WILL KILLLLLL YOU IF YOU HORT MY DOG YO U FICKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

evilsarahbitch: Hey hey. Calm down.

amybee2003: YOU THINK ITS FUNNYTO CALL UP AND MESS WITH ME LIKE THIS

amybee2003: FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!

evilsarahbitch: You live near me. Do you think I can borrow some post hole diggers?

amybee2003: FUCK YOU. I AM CALLING TH EPOLICE

evilsarahbitch: Wait a minute. I think he's still breathing?

evilsarahbitch: Hang on

amybee2003: I AM SERIOUSLY CALLING THE POLICE NOW SARAH.

amybee2003: You better tell me the truth righ now or else

evilsarahbitch: Ahh crap. That must have just been his nerves twitching

amybee2003: IM GONING TO FIND YOU AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND

evilsarahbitch: Did you know that a dog's hair and fingernails never stop growing, even when they're dead?

amybee2003: DIE

evilsarahbitch: And did you know that because of the gasses that build up in their intestines?

evilsarahbitch: that they fart?

evilsarahbitch: Isn't that weird?

evilsarahbitch: Isn't it?

evilsarahbitch: Amy?

evilsarahbitch: Hello?

evilsarahbitch: So what about those post hole diggers?

amybee2003: <USER NOT FOUND>

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Bare reagerte på at du syns den var morsom. Jeg syns det er idiotisk å kødde med folk sånn.

 

Ser at det må være tull hele greiene. Men viss ikke er det dumt av offeret her. Legger ut masse info om hunden sin. Lett for Sarah å bruke den info'en til å få det til å se ut som om hun har tatt hunden.

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